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J Herskowitz

@jherskowitz.com
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▶️ Tinkering (on Parachord, Achordion, Leava, Propelligence...) 🎸 as Quarantine Angst ⏮️ Product @ SeatGeek, Spotify, Tomahawk, LimeWire, AOL music, DigiScents, GameShark & some other stuff 🪹 Brooklyn, NY achordion.xyz/user/jherskowitz

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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 27/09/2026
Headed to Cambridge (UK) for a few days. Anyone have any must-see/do/eat recommendations?
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 25/09/2026
I went to one of those assistive-stretching studios yesterday in Park Slope that had a wall of windows facing out to 7th Avenue and all its pedestrians. Now I know what it must feel like to be a Cirque du Soleil performer.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 23/09/2026
Fun fact: if you file a Parachord bug and/or small feature request I generally try ship an update the same day. parachord.com
parachord.com
Parachord
Your music is everywhere... now you don't have to be.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 23/09/2026
Or maybe that is intentional since their product and Metamucil are both targeting the same audience?
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 23/09/2026
Does anyone that works there know that when you say "Meta Muse" out loud it sounds an awful lot like you are talking about a product that relieves occasional constipation and supports healthy bowel movements?
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 22/09/2026
Confession: I don't work anymore but I still sometimes look at LinkedIn.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 11/09/2026
I was sort of beating myself up for just roadtripping around most of the summer and not being very productive lately and had to remind myself that's what I retired for.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 31/08/2026
I love Leava.xyz getting love on r/ParkSlope. ❤️
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 31/08/2026
Anyone in the market for 2 tickets to see Alabama Shakes at Radio City on Wednesday (9/2)? (Yet again I went out of town and forgot I had tickets to a show.)
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 28/08/2026
Two weeks ago I released my favorite song that I have written and recorded so far. This morning someone I didn't know told me "The raw atmosphere is brilliant. Guitar sounds wicked too." If that sounds interesting to you... open.spotify.com/track/5veqeI...
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Lopped Off
Quarantine Angst · Lopped Off · Song · 2026
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 26/08/2026
A week and a half ago I released my favorite song that I have written and recorded so far. This morning someone I didn't know told me "The raw atmosphere is brilliant. Guitar sounds wicked too." If that sounds interesting to you... open.spotify.com/track/5veqeI...
open.spotify.com
Lopped Off
Quarantine Angst · Lopped Off · Song · 2026
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 24/08/2026
Propelligence is a real-estate site that can't think. Every property research task is handed off to Claude, which does the hard work through the subscription you already pay for. Apparently I have a type (and I'm cheap).
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 24/08/2026
Achordion is a music site that can't play a song. Every Play action is handed off to Parachord, which does the hard work and then plays it through the music services you already pay for.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 23/08/2026
Where's Chloe Fineman when we need her most?
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 23/08/2026
Just heard about a crazy phone scam that was attempted on a family member that involved multiple phone calls, a fake arrest warrant, insistence that the warrant "script" be read aloud in its entirety, with the ultimate goal of a "surety bond" to be bought at a crypto kiosk. Stay vigilant everyone!
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 19/08/2026
Before I go *too* much further in productizing my personal home buying research agent - let's see if anyone else (prospective buyers/agents/other) finds this interesting. Beta signup now available. Beta signups now open. propelligence.xyz
propelligence.xyz
Propelligence — your home-buying research agent
A home is the biggest financial commitment you'll make — shouldn't you get to know it first? Your own research agent surfaces the questions the listing skips, weighed against what you actually want.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 19/08/2026
Ouch
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 16/08/2026
If/when I get more info (e.g. disclosure report, observations from a walk-thru, new photos, etc) I give that info to it and it will continue to update/refine the brief, valuation and offer strategy.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 16/08/2026
It monitors tracked listings for price/status changes every morning and then updates the scores based on new data it may get. Also it will notify me if it sees any new listings that fit my criteria and will ask if I want to run the full report on it.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 16/08/2026
My use case is pasting a listing (e.g. Zillow) and/or a bookmarklet for a listing. Claude goes to work and generates the property diligence report (takes > 10 mins), scores it on a number of axes, then lets me change the weighting of each to see the overall score/rank change.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 16/08/2026
I stood up a rough online demo with dummy data (it's optimized for lake houses at the moment because that's my kink and I built it for me), but I'm curious if real estate professionals (or their clients) would find such a thing interesting? propelligence-core.netlify.app#/p/harrow
propelligence-core.netlify.app
Propelligence — Cedar Chain Lakes property research
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 14/08/2026
Ah, I should have said skill but now I'm researching managed agents. 🙂
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 14/08/2026
No, should I be?
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 14/08/2026
In my head, this is what a collab between Billy Corgan and Jack White might kinda sound like (as played by me). My latest single has finally dropped… open.spotify.com/track/5veqeI...
open.spotify.com
Lopped Off
Quarantine Angst · Lopped Off · Song · 2026
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 14/08/2026
I'm sure people have built commercial versions of this, yeah?
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 14/08/2026
...comps (purchase and short-term rental), recommended renovations (with $ estimates), projected post-sale tax jump, neighborhood demographics & political slants, whether the seller's selling at a loss, purchase offer strategies (with prices), etc.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 14/08/2026
I'm so addicted to Zillow Porn that I just built a little Claude agent that I hand a listing link to & it generates a ~15 page report including: overviews/concern of the house/land/water (if applicable), average weather/days of sun, local zoning rules...
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 10/08/2026
On Friday I'm dropping "Lopped Off" - which probably sounds like I've been listening to the new Jack White album a lot lately.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 10/08/2026
OK, one finally push on "Coney Island", my latest indie rock guitar instrumental with a retro 80's vibe. Thanks to everyone listening so far and helping me pass the pennies threshold. achordion.xyz/recording/81...
achordion.xyz
Coney Island — Quarantine Angst
Listen to "Coney Island" by Quarantine Angst on Achordion. Play it on Spotify, Apple Music, Bandcamp, or any other service you use.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 06/08/2026
For example, a parking attendant prints code, hands you a ticket with QR code (for you to claim) and drops the other on the dash - if they need to get you for any reason they scan and leave a note.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 06/08/2026
While not my primary use case, it does support printing lots of codes and disturbing them to users to just claim (e.g. apartment building residents, parking garage customers, etc).
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 06/08/2026
Made for me and my neighbors, but now open to anyone that has similar needs.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 06/08/2026
Just fixed an overzealous moderation bug on leava.xyz, so now when sender's optionally drop a pin in a note you still get it. Particularly helpful for good Samaritans telling you things like "heads up, they are towing here tomorrow" or "I found your stuff".
leava.xyz
Leava — leave a note on someone's stuff
Scan the QR, type a message, they get it. Anonymous both ways: no app, no account, no phone numbers exchanged.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 06/08/2026
Going to a wedding is like being the protagonist in Memento for me. I put on my suit and find clues of where I last wore it - and try to piece together what the event I was at and who I was.
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Guy Pearce Says 'I Don't Remember'
ALT: Guy Pearce Says 'I Don't Remember'
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 05/08/2026
I spent more time than usual mixing and mastering my next song, but I hit the big upload button and now I can finally stop worrying about it. 😮‍💨
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 05/08/2026
This week I just so happened to build leava.xyz - a little app to help people in my neighborhood easily contact each other & ask to move unattended double-parked cars that may have blocked them in. I didn’t even know about this… timing is everything? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/n...
nytimes.com
The New York City Parking Sticker of Shame Is Back (Gift Article)
After 14 years, the city has returned to slapping bright stickers on cars that do not move for street sweepers.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 03/08/2026
I decided to build it. It's currently totally anonymous (bi-directionally) with no user accounts. Owner mints QR codes, prints them out an sticks them in their window (or on their bike, boat, or other of their things that sit in public spaces). Sender scans QR code and sends message. </scene>
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 29/07/2026
Getting back to it...
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 16/07/2026
I'm planning on bringing my in-house expert (my Classics major post-grad son) to my screening of The Odyssey so he can dumb it down for me afterwards.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 15/07/2026
I've take a couple of well-deserved (if I do say so my damn self) weeks off from @parachord.bsky.social and Achordion work - but it's so f'in hot today I guess it may be time to get back to it.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 11/07/2026
Damn, I wonder how fast it can go outside.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 10/07/2026
I always find good stuff here.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 08/07/2026
Just cut off my long hair. Not sure how I feel about it yet.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 08/07/2026
It's only been out a few days, so I guess I should still be promoting my new song. I like it, particularly the back half of it. If you have a few minutes to spare, maybe you will too? open.spotify.com/track/4CUCN7...
open.spotify.com
Coney Island
Quarantine Angst · Coney Island · Song · 2026
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 03/07/2026
So, this week I have now: 1. dropped a new Quarantine Angst song, "Coney Island" 2. pushed new Parachord desktop build 3. pushed new Parachord Android build 4. pushed a bunch of Achordion improvements 5. overcame last major Parachord iOS hurdle (that I know of) Time to blow some shit up.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 03/07/2026
Nothing like releasing a new song to smoke out some Achordion bugs in how it deals with tracks that still have incomplete identifier propogation (ISRC, MBID).
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 03/07/2026
New song dropped today. If you are looking for a sort of cinematic retro indie rock instrumental (at this point I'm just sort of throwing words together) vibes maybe give it a quick listen from wherever you get your music? achordion.xyz/release-grou...
achordion.xyz
Coney Island — Quarantine Angst
Coney Island (2026) by Quarantine Angst on Achordion. Play any track on Spotify, Apple Music, Bandcamp, or any other service you use.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 03/07/2026
A couple of weeks ago I asked Spectrum to send me an upgraded modem. A new one showed up a couple of days later, but now they continue to send me new ones every couple of weeks since (3 so far). Anyone need a modern?
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 03/07/2026
I'm the exact right age that it took me a minute to realize this wasn't right.
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J Herskowitz @jherskowitz.com · 01/07/2026
Guys, it had a hell of a run but it's time to put the brand out to pasture.
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