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jhanez jhobbes

@jhanez.bsky.social
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 8h
the evil is defeated
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 21h
to be fair, Gamers (those who make video games an identity marker rather than a fun thing to do sometimes) are a blight, though no less so than Readers or Film Watchers
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 21h
close! it's actually lawyers who should lose the franchise
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 23h
I would also accept a simple impeachment of every conservative justice
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the rogue should simply attend a casting bootcamp
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the warrior probably
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
maybe the order went from "correct" to "even more correct"
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I name a trillion fake things every moment that I exist and I turned out fine
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the correct answer being, of course, of course
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the most important metaphysical position that you have to have an opinion on is: numbers. are they fake?
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
manifesting a milwaukee world series
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
didn't know they still allowed pitchers to get quality starts
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ugh
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the neat thing about baseball is that the best games suck the most to watch
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
more like no tani
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
chvrches and carly rae jepsen, my youth is back in avdio form
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reading Oakeshott and sternly shaking my head
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
stop it. get some help.
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the indignities of age are pretty annoying tbh
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the sheer volume of sports betting ads on the postseason broadcast is disheartening
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's so over
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it was all a long game to get the dodgers to waste a challenge, umpire redeemed
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lmao the floodgates have opened
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and with that ABS I think this guy is just bad
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah that was egregious
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok never mind he just has a massive zone
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
home plate ump clearly a skubal fan
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate sports pregame analysis, everyone just pointing out that if the good players play well the team will do well. thanks guys. now let me see the dodgers lose
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*extremely normatively* and it's good
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this happened to me once with a $10 lemon blueberry scone. the non-taste of betrayal
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I yearn for the moment when I go to bed and realize that I didn't hear anything at all about AI that day
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh nooooo I forgot it was october
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
damn. rip phillies I guess
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
somehow every yankees fan they zoom in on is worse than the one before
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
switching over to the other game is quite the whiplash
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
go phils
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hmm. yes.
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
only if you stack them
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
arbitrarily. the real difference is when you have to make the shell out of something else for structural reasons
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
congratulations on becoming a Legitimate Observer of Culture
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my nonchalance forms a protective barrier against eldritch influences
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
remove with maximum nonchalance
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really wish you could use the word bloviate as a noun like novitiate
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can't believe that a consistently incurious poster thinks that philosophical knowledge is exhausted by what people do when high in their dorm rooms
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
so yes, we sucked ass. but we will not suck ass in the future. this is my solemn promise which you can believe because of our track record of keeping our promises
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hooray!
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
im mad. im furious and red and nude and mad
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the neat thing about one on one relationships with power differentials is that they are rarely a site for abuse and don't need any external monitoring
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
there won't be a cube year until 2197 :(
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we are. we all are. we're all in another text chain talking about it without you
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