Reposted by John FP LaneOliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 20h"Massive crowd outside Palantir’s HQ in central London. Throw this evil corporation out of our public services." via Global Justice Now 2564181871
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 16hPathetic little Trumpy turds. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comReform UK-run council boycotts reporter after row over potholesDerbyshire county council accused of ‘worst kind of double speak’ as it denies banning local democracy journalist but says it will ignore his inquiries 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19hwww.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comIs Trump to blame for Americans getting explosive diarrhea? | Arwa MahdawiAs the midterms approach, Americans’ digestive health has become a bizarre talking point 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19hNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comIt's true: this is my final column. You have exactly 24 hours to complain before my inbox self-destructs | Marina HydeYes, after 25 years I’m signing off, and I’ve cherished every moment – especially storming the French embassy with a (toy) AK-47, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23hShe should be able to come to the UK to talk bollocks. But the natural way. Flapping her arms to fly across the sea like a bird, or swimming all the way, like a fish. Or a mix of both, like a duck, which is better suited to a quack. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...theguardian.com‘Self-healing’ coach who was banned from working in Australia to speak in UKBarbara O’Neill has previously claimed that cancer is a fungus that can be treated with bicarbonate soda 010
Reposted by John FP LaneBuck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That 1980s boom he’s talking about is because we sold off the family silver, which lead to decades of the highest energy & rail fares in Europe plus sewage in rivers.. oh and being held to ransom by fat cats warning that if we want anything to improve we need to pay all over again. Fuck off Simon. 32444102
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nope. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comBurnham’s reopening of Brexit debate is ‘biggest boost in my career’, says FarageReform UK leader tells supporters PM’s move has ‘opened up a huge flank to us’ 020
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A new video on my thoughts about the EU. youtu.be/EPXdxSF96BMyoutu.beWhat Is The EU For?YouTube video by JFP Lane 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comTo the people voting for Nigel Farage: is this really the finger you want on the red button? | Marina HydeThe Reform leader’s reaction to the RAF Fairford affair is again revealing. If what’s needed is a steady hand and cool head, he’s not the guy, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There's something wrong when a kindle version of a book costs almost the same as a print copy. 000
Reposted by John FP LaneMutoid & Krynoid podcasts @mutoidkrynoidpods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Our Krynoid PodCast episode - the first of two - on the Doctor Who epic The Daleks' Master Plan is out now! Find it at iTunes/Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Audible and elsewhere. #DoctorWho 3174
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ring out the bells! There’s a new @mutoidkrynoidpods.bsky.social podcast! 032
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“So we created a stab yourself in the face machine, so that you don’t have to. Don’t worry, it won’t stab you in the face unless you ask it to. I mean, it has. A couple of times. But we’re sure it won’t again. Our engineers assured us. Before they bled out. To the future!” - The story of AI. 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well well well. I guess the performative cruelty doesn’t quite match the image the new management wants to project. She must miss the soulless automaton. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comShabana Mahmood hints she could water down controversial care worker visa plansHome secretary under pressure over changes to indefinite leave to remain that would penalise foreign care workers 011
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jesus Christ, these far right parties consistently do nothing to solve the problems faced by a society, only enriching themselves time and again. All they offer is permission to take your anger out on the vulnerable. Voting for them makes you a fucking arsehole. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.comFrance’s far-right National Rally surges in Senate electionsMarine Le Pen hails ‘historic victory’ as her party and allies win enough seats to form caucus just months ahead of presidential poll 041
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026To all those Orange pricks marching yesterday, this is your Jesus. 000
Reposted by John FP LaneCreese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If anyone wonders why you or I are liberal Democrats show them this post. Please copy and share. Via Claudia Powell 054
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Excellent piece from Jason Okundaye. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comOf course you can be English if you’re not white. So why can’t the right leave the question alone? | Jason OkundayeEven Jacob Rees-Mogg pushes back on defining Englishness in exclusively ethnic terms. But the endurance of this discourse is still deeply troubling, says assistant Opinion editor Jason Okundaye 031
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026youtu.be/iNUr5_-6mNA?...youtu.beSusan Collins: Everything You Didn't Know About Her Sh*tty PastYouTube video by Hysteria 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's Saturday! Time for my latest classic #DoctorWho review! This week... The Dominators! youtu.be/hX8YlkPo_eY?...youtu.beThe Dominators: A Classic Doctor Who ReviewYouTube video by JFP Lane 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yes, but it’s also important to remember that the Christian right are a bunch of stupid miserable fucksocks. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...theguardian.comMeryl Streep’s casting as Aslan has angered the Christian right. Don’t they have more pressing issues?The Oscar-winner is voicing Narnia’s wise lion in Greta Gerwig’s adaptation of The Magician’s Nephew, leading to roars of fury from US evangelical commentators 110
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s that localism Burnham believes in. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...theguardian.com‘Devastating’: council rejects Frome residents’ bid for regeneration projectLocals raised £1m for Mayday Saxonvale scheme involving homes and park but Somerset officials agreed deal with London-based real estate company 210
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So, Zionists are giving birth to Palestinians then? Wow, I can’t believe I had it so wrong! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comNetanyahu calls Israel’s war in Gaza ‘opposite of genocide’ in UN speechIsraeli PM attacks critics and calls New York mayor Zohran Mamdani ‘antisemitic’ in inflammatory address 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wanker. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comDaniel Thomas pleads not guilty after alleged dinghy slashing in ChannelFar-right activist who was filmed appearing to slash boat with blade is refused bail as he denies charges 130
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck you, war criminal. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comNetanyahu calls Israel’s war in Gaza ‘opposite of genocide’ in UN speechIsraeli PM attacks critics and calls New York mayor Zohran Mamdani ‘antisemitic’ in inflammatory address 020
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No, Tony, shut up! Your seal of approval is toxic! If you want the UK to rejoin, keep your opinion to yourself. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comTony Blair says Britain should work towards rejoining EU in next 10 yearsAndy Burnham under pressure to revisit Brexit as poll suggests pledge to rejoin could boost Labour’s electoral chances 021
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Prime minister says measure is discriminatory when fans of other sports are not similarly restricted.” Maybe because they don’t have the same history of violence, you dick. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comAndy Burnham signals he may lift ban on alcohol in football standsPrime minister says measure is discriminatory when fans of other sports are not similarly restricted 020
Reposted by John FP LaneGav @antihippy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"suppressed under Starmer" Is there anything he touched which didn't turn to shit? www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comUK shares findings of damning climate crisis national security report suppressed under StarmerEl Niño poses critical threat to nations’ defences, says Ed Miliband in presentation to global foreign ministers 021
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shut up, billionaires! youtu.be/xe6DcB4knII?...youtu.beShut Up, Billionaires!YouTube video by JFP Lane 011
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No, it’s an attack on £72m speech. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...theguardian.comPM’s new anti-disinformation unit gets cross-party backing, as Farage declares it an attack on free speech – UK politics liveFarage referred to the new unit and said Burnham was setting it up ‘using the excuse that Russia wants to interfere with elections’ 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I recorded a new video about billionaires. youtu.be/xe6DcB4knII?...youtu.beShut Up, Billionaires!YouTube video by JFP Lane 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sh! Don’t ask Tom about his cult! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comGreat to see what Tom Cruise’s belly button looks like, but it’s the stuff he is never asked about that interests me | Marina HydeMost stars, and especially women, are endlessly expected to explain the past, with lessons learned and all the regrets. But not Tom – it’s Hollywood’s free pass, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Amazing www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...theguardian.comThe end times fascists are plotting their escape from our world. Our mission is clear | Naomi Klein and Astra TaylorAn unholy alliance is working toward an apocalyptic future from which only a chosen few will emerge unscathed. It’s becoming clear how we stop them 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick! www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comNick Clegg could make £30m windfall from datacentre startup Nscale flotationThe former UK deputy prime minister is a board member of the UK-based company and owns 917,000 shares 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It was only a matter of time with this prick. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular charged with rape and drug offensesThe Massachusetts case is the latest in a series of legal woes for the influencer whose real name is Braden Eric Peters 021
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think we can all picture Polly, solemnly taking down all her Keir Starmer posters from her bedroom wall and putting them in a special red folder with a heart collage of Keir clippings on it, before putting up new posters of Burnham, while listening to The Smiths www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comThere is a racism and cohesion crisis in Britain, and someone needs to lead us out of it. His name is Andy Burnham | Polly ToynbeeI want him to start the fightback next week against extremists who peddle hate and those who despise this country. That would be true patriotism, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee 050
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comIf you really hate it when music and film stars do politics, here’s the answer: give us politics that works | Nesrine MalikThe problem is not famous people speaking out, as they always have. It is the feeling that leaders have failed, obliging celebrities to fill the vacuum, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fck yeah! youtu.be/xeDMD6ckGRk?...youtu.beHarry Potter cannot be engaged with harmlesslyYouTube video by Council of Geeks 020
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fuck Trump. Fuck the far right. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comWhat is Trump’s third-country deportation policy and who does it target?Key questions answered about scheme that has sent more than 25,000 people to countries that are not their own 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ofsted should investigate the government and its failure to properly fund education www.theguardian.com/education/20...theguardian.comNew Ofsted inspection regime is damaging our health, headteachers saySchool leaders’ union says new system is worse than one it replaced and has left members feeling overwhelmed 000
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This doesn’t just show how little regard for foreign nationals Swedish authorities have; it also shows how little regard they have for their own people. This guy’s wife is Swedish! What about her? They ruined her life too. This is what hardline immigration is. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.com‘I have nothing in the UK at all’: British man torn from his Swedish wife and homeCharles lands at Heathrow with just two bags and nowhere to go as a result of Brexit and Stockholm’s hardline immigration position 001
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comAn effective ban on disabled people leaving Britain? You read that right, and we will not settle for it | Frances RyanThis scandal shows there are many who don’t expect us to live rich lives – and that paternalism lives on in disability services, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan 010
Reposted by John FP Lane▄▀▄▀▄▀🆂🅺🅰 🅿🆄🅽🅺 🅰🅽🅳 🅲🅾🅼🅸🅲🆂 🅽🅴🆁🅳▄▀▄▀▄▀ @skapunknerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is the face of someone who is ruining the UK. It's not the people the papers want you to think His INEOS has received £166.8m+ in UK/Scottish government support, plus a £230m UK Government loan guarantee, and public support of circa £397m and avoided up to £4bn in UK tax by living in Monaco 67832384
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What an absolute fucking arsehole. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comTrump ally Stephen Miller leads sweeping push to accelerate removal of migrant childrenExclusive: key White House loyalist orchestrating multi-agency effort condemned by critics as cruel and racist 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think Shakespeare said it best with the immortal words: “Fuck off, Ratcliffe, you feckless fatuous fetid pizzle.” www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comJim Ratcliffe: UK is ‘on the slide’ from days when it had world’s ‘greatest empire’Co-owner of Manchester United says Britain is in decline because of high taxes and immigration 010
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My latest classic #DoctorWho review folks! youtu.be/mE1YOq8yiUkyoutu.bePlanet of the Spiders: A Classic Doctor Who ReviewYouTube video by JFP Lane 020
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good Celebrity Masterchef UK this year, a great final with definitely the best cooks from the series, and further proof that Grace Dent is the best decision the BBC has made in a long time. 110
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pissy little turd. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comTrump bans CNN, MS Now and Politico from the White HouseUS president has overseen an unprecedented restriction of access for major traditional news media since start of second term 001
John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It comes to us all, but still, standing behind an old lady in a pharmacy is such a life drain! 100