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John FP Lane

@jfplane.bsky.social
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Narrative designer, writer, atheist, left-leaning and fast tipping into Green, lifelong Doctor Who fan. Husband and father. www.youtube.com/@JFPLane

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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 20h
"Massive crowd outside Palantir’s HQ in central London. Throw this evil corporation out of our public services." via Global Justice Now
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 16h
Pathetic little Trumpy turds. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform UK-run council boycotts reporter after row over potholes
Derbyshire county council accused of ‘worst kind of double speak’ as it denies banning local democracy journalist but says it will ignore his inquiries
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19h
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Is Trump to blame for Americans getting explosive diarrhea? | Arwa Mahdawi
As the midterms approach, Americans’ digestive health has become a bizarre talking point
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19h
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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It's true: this is my final column. You have exactly 24 hours to complain before my inbox self-destructs | Marina Hyde
Yes, after 25 years I’m signing off, and I’ve cherished every moment – especially storming the French embassy with a (toy) AK-47, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23h
She should be able to come to the UK to talk bollocks. But the natural way. Flapping her arms to fly across the sea like a bird, or swimming all the way, like a fish. Or a mix of both, like a duck, which is better suited to a quack. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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‘Self-healing’ coach who was banned from working in Australia to speak in UK
Barbara O’Neill has previously claimed that cancer is a fungus that can be treated with bicarbonate soda
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Buck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That 1980s boom he’s talking about is because we sold off the family silver, which lead to decades of the highest energy & rail fares in Europe plus sewage in rivers.. oh and being held to ransom by fat cats warning that if we want anything to improve we need to pay all over again. Fuck off Simon.
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nope. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Burnham’s reopening of Brexit debate is ‘biggest boost in my career’, says Farage
Reform UK leader tells supporters PM’s move has ‘opened up a huge flank to us’
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A new video on my thoughts about the EU. youtu.be/EPXdxSF96BM
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What Is The EU For?
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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To the people voting for Nigel Farage: is this really the finger you want on the red button? | Marina Hyde
The Reform leader’s reaction to the RAF Fairford affair is again revealing. If what’s needed is a steady hand and cool head, he’s not the guy, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's something wrong when a kindle version of a book costs almost the same as a print copy.
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Mutoid & Krynoid podcasts @mutoidkrynoidpods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our Krynoid PodCast episode - the first of two - on the Doctor Who epic The Daleks' Master Plan is out now! Find it at iTunes/Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Audible and elsewhere. #DoctorWho
The traitor Mavic Chen plots with the evil Daleks in the Doctor Who epic The Daleks' Master Plan
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ring out the bells! There’s a new @mutoidkrynoidpods.bsky.social podcast!
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“So we created a stab yourself in the face machine, so that you don’t have to. Don’t worry, it won’t stab you in the face unless you ask it to. I mean, it has. A couple of times. But we’re sure it won’t again. Our engineers assured us. Before they bled out. To the future!” - The story of AI.
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well well well. I guess the performative cruelty doesn’t quite match the image the new management wants to project. She must miss the soulless automaton. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Shabana Mahmood hints she could water down controversial care worker visa plans
Home secretary under pressure over changes to indefinite leave to remain that would penalise foreign care workers
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus Christ, these far right parties consistently do nothing to solve the problems faced by a society, only enriching themselves time and again. All they offer is permission to take your anger out on the vulnerable. Voting for them makes you a fucking arsehole. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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France’s far-right National Rally surges in Senate elections
Marine Le Pen hails ‘historic victory’ as her party and allies win enough seats to form caucus just months ahead of presidential poll
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To all those Orange pricks marching yesterday, this is your Jesus.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If anyone wonders why you or I are liberal Democrats show them this post. Please copy and share. Via Claudia Powell
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excellent piece from Jason Okundaye. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Of course you can be English if you’re not white. So why can’t the right leave the question alone? | Jason Okundaye
Even Jacob Rees-Mogg pushes back on defining Englishness in exclusively ethnic terms. But the endurance of this discourse is still deeply troubling, says assistant Opinion editor Jason Okundaye
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Susan Collins: Everything You Didn't Know About Her Sh*tty Past
YouTube video by Hysteria
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Saturday! Time for my latest classic #DoctorWho review! This week... The Dominators! youtu.be/hX8YlkPo_eY?...
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The Dominators: A Classic Doctor Who Review
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, but it’s also important to remember that the Christian right are a bunch of stupid miserable fucksocks. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...
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Meryl Streep’s casting as Aslan has angered the Christian right. Don’t they have more pressing issues?
The Oscar-winner is voicing Narnia’s wise lion in Greta Gerwig’s adaptation of The Magician’s Nephew, leading to roars of fury from US evangelical commentators
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s that localism Burnham believes in. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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‘Devastating’: council rejects Frome residents’ bid for regeneration project
Locals raised £1m for Mayday Saxonvale scheme involving homes and park but Somerset officials agreed deal with London-based real estate company
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, Zionists are giving birth to Palestinians then? Wow, I can’t believe I had it so wrong! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Netanyahu calls Israel’s war in Gaza ‘opposite of genocide’ in UN speech
Israeli PM attacks critics and calls New York mayor Zohran Mamdani ‘antisemitic’ in inflammatory address
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wanker. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after alleged dinghy slashing in Channel
Far-right activist who was filmed appearing to slash boat with blade is refused bail as he denies charges
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
X-ray of an old man’s scrotum.
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck you, war criminal. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Netanyahu calls Israel’s war in Gaza ‘opposite of genocide’ in UN speech
Israeli PM attacks critics and calls New York mayor Zohran Mamdani ‘antisemitic’ in inflammatory address
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, Tony, shut up! Your seal of approval is toxic! If you want the UK to rejoin, keep your opinion to yourself. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Tony Blair says Britain should work towards rejoining EU in next 10 years
Andy Burnham under pressure to revisit Brexit as poll suggests pledge to rejoin could boost Labour’s electoral chances
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Prime minister says measure is discriminatory when fans of other sports are not similarly restricted.” Maybe because they don’t have the same history of violence, you dick. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Andy Burnham signals he may lift ban on alcohol in football stands
Prime minister says measure is discriminatory when fans of other sports are not similarly restricted
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Gav @antihippy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"suppressed under Starmer" Is there anything he touched which didn't turn to shit? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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UK shares findings of damning climate crisis national security report suppressed under Starmer
El Niño poses critical threat to nations’ defences, says Ed Miliband in presentation to global foreign ministers
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shut up, billionaires! youtu.be/xe6DcB4knII?...
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Shut Up, Billionaires!
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, it’s an attack on £72m speech. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
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PM’s new anti-disinformation unit gets cross-party backing, as Farage declares it an attack on free speech – UK politics live
Farage referred to the new unit and said Burnham was setting it up ‘using the excuse that Russia wants to interfere with elections’
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I recorded a new video about billionaires. youtu.be/xe6DcB4knII?...
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Shut Up, Billionaires!
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sh! Don’t ask Tom about his cult! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Great to see what Tom Cruise’s belly button looks like, but it’s the stuff he is never asked about that interests me | Marina Hyde
Most stars, and especially women, are endlessly expected to explain the past, with lessons learned and all the regrets. But not Tom – it’s Hollywood’s free pass, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amazing www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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The end times fascists are plotting their escape from our world. Our mission is clear | Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor
An unholy alliance is working toward an apocalyptic future from which only a chosen few will emerge unscathed. It’s becoming clear how we stop them
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick! www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Nick Clegg could make £30m windfall from datacentre startup Nscale flotation
The former UK deputy prime minister is a board member of the UK-based company and owns 917,000 shares
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was only a matter of time with this prick. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular charged with rape and drug offenses
The Massachusetts case is the latest in a series of legal woes for the influencer whose real name is Braden Eric Peters
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think we can all picture Polly, solemnly taking down all her Keir Starmer posters from her bedroom wall and putting them in a special red folder with a heart collage of Keir clippings on it, before putting up new posters of Burnham, while listening to The Smiths www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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There is a racism and cohesion crisis in Britain, and someone needs to lead us out of it. His name is Andy Burnham | Polly Toynbee
I want him to start the fightback next week against extremists who peddle hate and those who despise this country. That would be true patriotism, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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If you really hate it when music and film stars do politics, here’s the answer: give us politics that works | Nesrine Malik
The problem is not famous people speaking out, as they always have. It is the feeling that leaders have failed, obliging celebrities to fill the vacuum, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fck yeah! youtu.be/xeDMD6ckGRk?...
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Harry Potter cannot be engaged with harmlessly
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck Trump. Fuck the far right. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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What is Trump’s third-country deportation policy and who does it target?
Key questions answered about scheme that has sent more than 25,000 people to countries that are not their own
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ofsted should investigate the government and its failure to properly fund education www.theguardian.com/education/20...
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New Ofsted inspection regime is damaging our health, headteachers say
School leaders’ union says new system is worse than one it replaced and has left members feeling overwhelmed
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This doesn’t just show how little regard for foreign nationals Swedish authorities have; it also shows how little regard they have for their own people. This guy’s wife is Swedish! What about her? They ruined her life too. This is what hardline immigration is. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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‘I have nothing in the UK at all’: British man torn from his Swedish wife and home
Charles lands at Heathrow with just two bags and nowhere to go as a result of Brexit and Stockholm’s hardline immigration position
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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An effective ban on disabled people leaving Britain? You read that right, and we will not settle for it | Frances Ryan
This scandal shows there are many who don’t expect us to live rich lives – and that paternalism lives on in disability services, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
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This is the face of someone who is ruining the UK. It's not the people the papers want you to think His INEOS has received £166.8m+ in UK/Scottish government support, plus a £230m UK Government loan guarantee, and public support of circa £397m and avoided up to £4bn in UK tax by living in Monaco
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What an absolute fucking arsehole. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump ally Stephen Miller leads sweeping push to accelerate removal of migrant children
Exclusive: key White House loyalist orchestrating multi-agency effort condemned by critics as cruel and racist
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think Shakespeare said it best with the immortal words: “Fuck off, Ratcliffe, you feckless fatuous fetid pizzle.” www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Jim Ratcliffe: UK is ‘on the slide’ from days when it had world’s ‘greatest empire’
Co-owner of Manchester United says Britain is in decline because of high taxes and immigration
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My latest classic #DoctorWho review folks! youtu.be/mE1YOq8yiUk
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Planet of the Spiders: A Classic Doctor Who Review
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good Celebrity Masterchef UK this year, a great final with definitely the best cooks from the series, and further proof that Grace Dent is the best decision the BBC has made in a long time.
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pissy little turd. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump bans CNN, MS Now and Politico from the White House
US president has overseen an unprecedented restriction of access for major traditional news media since start of second term
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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It comes to us all, but still, standing behind an old lady in a pharmacy is such a life drain!
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