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Creese Befunkin

@befunkin.bsky.social
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Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works at Lost & Found Department at the Ministry of Object Permanence

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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 9h
Well isn’t that an interesting coincidence 🤨 An uneconomic gas pipeline perhaps being financed by a country in competition for building some U.S. warships to help a republican senator get reelected… ubere.substack.com/p/alaska-lng...
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Alaska LNG Pipeline, U.S. Navy Frigates and Alaska’s Republican Junior Senator’s Reelection
Well isn’t this an interesting coincidence … 🤨
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never be afraid to make some noise. And help with someone’s predicament, even if it’s only stand guard to protect their back.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, why are we going to war with Iran over enriched uranium?? The fission core (the nuclear trigger) of EVERY nuclear weapon in the U.S. arsenal is plutonium-239 not uranium-235. Concerns over Iran’s uranium enrichment is a red herring. Something isn’t right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...
substack.com
Why the Focus on Iran’s Highly Enriched Uranium?
I have a bachelor’s degree in physics.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If anyone wonders why you or I are liberal Democrats show them this post. Please copy and share. Via Claudia Powell
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m ok with our Alaska Senator having an angry outburst or two. In fact it’d be fitting for that to happen while serving in the senate seat previously held by the Alaska Senator that wore an Incredible Hulk necktie to celebrate his famous angry outbursts. I’m voting for Mary Peltola.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repeating as necessary. From an actual American President, not some spraytan imposter.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Whine of Choice for tyrants.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A caution about digital hygiene. If you copy and paste links between browsers / applications, the identifiers tacked onto the end of the web address can be used to track you across the net as well as who you exchange web links with … … unless you scrub your web links / URLs of these identifiers.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Final Battle for America’s Democracy By Michael Luttig Judge Luttig served 15 years on the US Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, 1991-2006. He advised VP Mike Pence that the Constitution required that he & the Joint Congress certify Joe Biden as the 46th President of the US on Jan 6, 2021.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our situation, in two hard to digest bites.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For Alaskans. Alaska can do SO MUCH BETTER than DoormatDan, elect Mary Peltola as Alaska’s next senator!
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT fancies he can control the public narrative. He is trying to keep us all in a state of perpetual outrage, reacting to the latest temper tantrum rather than taking steps to defeat every republican that supports him. Please do not let your outrage overcome your actions.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sen. Sullivan is pandering to voters now just like 6 years ago. A reminder how little Doormat Dan cares about us, our rights and the truth. Doormat Dan was trying to impress us that he stood in solidarity with civil rights pioneer Rep John Lewis, but used a picture of Rep Elijah Cumming instead 🤨🤬
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Alaska and America need senators to stand up for our Constitution and the rule of law, not pander to our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT because they lack a backbone. Alaskans please vote for Mary Peltola for Senator.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As long as we are renaming stuff, let’s start in Florida. 
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Let’s ask the senator that *claims* he has the interests of our soldiers at heart why he care more about CONVICTED SEX OFFENDERS than our warfighters.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If someone you might know is looking to upgrade their apparel, here is a link to be more knowledgeable about that acquisition.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Working on this idea.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Koniag Government Services, a subsidiary of Koniag, a for-profit Alaska Native corporation was awarded a $63 million contract to operate a national immigration enforcement call center in rural Tennessee. Alaskans need to convince Koniag of the error of their ways. alaskabeacon.com/2026/08/12/r...
alaskabeacon.com
Federal documents show Alaska corporation to operate ICE 24-hour call center in Tennessee | Alaska Beacon
The Department of Homeland Security gave a contract to an Alaska corporation for a national immigration enforcement call center in Tennessee.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m afraid it’d take a million strong surrounding the Whitey House with pitchforks and torches to get our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT to turn tail and run. That should NOT be the way a true democracy operates. But we still can celebrate Nixon Resignation Day nonetheless…
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Erin Brockovich is reporting on the pandemic of data centers we are now experiencing. www.brockovichdatacenter.com#map-section
brockovichdatacenter.com
Brockovich Data Center Reporting – U.S. AI Data Center Awareness & Issue Map
Interactive map of major AI data centers across the United States — built or being built. Understand the community impact and report issues in your area.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Chose your actions wisely, do nothing that helps ICE kill more people. While in ICE custody in 2025 and so far in 2026 a total of 55 people that we know of have died. More have died while being taken into custody. Please do not even inadvertently help ICE exterminate people and VOTE BLUE!
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Warning: this site may be a bit addictive. Track Super Typhoon Dolphin on nullearth earth.nullschool.net#current/wind...
earth.nullschool.net
earth :: a global map of wind, weather, and ocean conditions
See current wind, weather, ocean, and pollution conditions, as forecast by supercomputers, on an interactive animated map. Updated every three hours.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Terminology Note
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This DOJ would not prosecute or our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT would pardon everyone perpetrating this fraud, so this has to wait for the next administration, assuming we find out by then Where in the World is Carmen McConnell.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He is so DESPERATE for any attention, any association with WINNERS that he will say or do anything to get it. Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is not a world leader, he’s a petulant child that craves recognition at any cost. We are that cost. The downfall of what used to be the USA is that cost.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No Funds for Iran War Until CONGRESS Declares War. Declaring war means a debate in Congress stating: 🇮🇷 Justification for war, ☑️ Objectives of the war, ☠️ Human and budgetary costs - or the war ENDS.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why is everyone so obsessed with Iran’s stockpiles of Highly Enriched Uranium? open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
open.substack.com
Why the Focus on Iran’s Highly Enriched Uranium?
I have a bachelor’s degree in physics.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
InfoWars is a lot more interesting since The Onion got control of it.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Time to get your “presidential” address BINGO cards out!
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The acting attorney general is refusing to comply with court orders on releasing Trump-Epstein files. To force compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act the court should appoint a Special Master to redact and release the files according to the law.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This *should* be a warning to republicans of what their legacy will be when all they accomplish is obstruction, corruption, fabrication and disinformation.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I believe the approved phrase is “Thought and prayers”. 🤨
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is the look upon the faces of all true Americans, the real patriots that reject racism, corruption and all the rest of the MAGA lies.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A Re-Declaration of Independence open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
1/ Folks, the story in this post is a fiction. I’m an Alaskan and the Sealife Center is a wonderful and amazing place to visit. If you visit southcentral Alaska, block out a day or two in Seward for this! See the Sealife Center statement here.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Too bad our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT doesn’t have an occasional cocktail as I’d enjoy seeing the eruption when he learns the name of his drink.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Senate Republicans are refusing to end the filibuster so they can pass their election cheating bill to SAVE republicans in the upcoming midterms debacle. So our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is looking for alternative senators that are more compliant…
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I recently connected today’s idiotic Iran War & our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT’s apparent non sequitur about it’s only fair for Iran to have ballistic missiles to the Iran-Contra scandal of the 1980s. My gut reaction: Trump is trying to Iran to bribe them into signing a peace treaty.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Our incompetent CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT can’t even win a war against Algae. Funny how President Obama and President Biden didn’t ever have to fight this “war”…
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Sen Dan Sullivan is running for reelection & another repub also named Dan Sullivan decided to also run. Ak GOP is hysterical about a 2nd Sullivan running being a dirty liberal trick. But Alaska has Ranked Choice Voting: open primary, top 4 move to the General Election. Nobody can be “primaried”…
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
1/ Putin, Trump, nukes, Ukraine & Iran. Unless we do something we may be stumbling into a nuclear nightmare. The tide is turning against Russia in Ukraine. Soon Russia may be unable to supply its troops in Ukraine. Without supplies Kherson & Crimea may fall. That would be fatal for Putin.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don’t know any real Americans that LIKE gasoline costing $5 a gallon or more as a result of our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT’s foolish war with Iran. How much longer are Americans going to allow this spray-tan SENILE OLD FOOL to sabotage and destroy our economy with his utter incompetence?
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Everything Russia touches seems to be getting damaged: their economy, their modules on the international space station, their puppet in the Whitey House … www.yahoo.com/news/science...
yahoo.com
NASA lifts order for International Space Station astronauts to shelter in Dragon spacecraft amid ongoing air leaks
Astronauts aboard the ISS were told by NASA to temporarily "assume an elevated safety posture" while their Russian counterparts worked to repair new leaks on the floating space laboratory.
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Four billion dollars seems an excessive expenditure to teach our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT the difference between Albania and Armenia. www.reuters.com/world/albani...
reuters.com
'Albania is not for sale', protesters say over Kushner-linked luxury resort near a protected wetland
Thousands of Albanians took to the streets of Tirana late on Thursday in the largest protest ‌this week against a plan by a company linked to President Donald Trump's son-in-law to build a luxury reso...
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This one didn’t get the attention it needed at the time - our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT and his thugs want to become modern day Dr. Mengeles, performing “medical experimentation” on incarcerated transgendered people. “De-transition” Snopes has a write-up on it. www.snopes.com/news/2026/04...
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Creese Befunkin @befunkin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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