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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

To all those Orange pricks marching yesterday, this is your Jesus.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

X-ray of an old man’s scrotum.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

A plot you instigated, dickhead.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’m always excited to read a new Ian McEwan novel, and this one so far is so beautifully fascinating. #books

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Sorry, Chris, this is still the best adaptation.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Caught this on the Hysteria podcast and thought it was a really good approach to how we respond to art.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Kylie Jenner, happy to sell stalking gear for a fat cheque.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

“Not now, folks! I’m in the middle of a cliched metaphor!”

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

He's not curing you! He's stealing your brain cells and setting fire to them! PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

“Offer excludes all #DoctorWho items…” So, the thing most people go to you for? Fuck off, Character Options.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

The most important door in the universe. And everything.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Ah, now I know the other look she’s going for

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Congratulations on posing for a photo that makes you look exactly like a gestapo officer inspecting a prison camp. Nazi chic suits Frau Mahmood, who will soon announce her next immigration policy plan of stabbing asylum seekers in the stomach on arrival to check for human blood.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Look at this disgustingly explicit shot of a full frontal cock and balls. #Trump #StateOfTheUnion

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I bet she fucking does, given the dodgy back room deal that was the real reason for the ban. The moral bankruptcy of the Starmer cabinet could be used in hospitals as a powerful emetic.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

It’s been a while since I read any Octavia E Butler, so I’m excited about this, especially as this novel is about a vampire. Everything I’ve read of hers before has been science fiction. Thoughtful, challenging science fiction, so I’m intrigued to discover her particular take on this genre. #books

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

#Pluribus was fantastic. What's less fantastic is having to wait two years for season 2. Just look how Carol feels about it!

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

So just giving this prick a prize is gonna be all it takes from now on then?

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I’m guessing something was lost in translation.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

How can I put this politely? Ah yes. Fuck off, you greedy, snivelling two-faced piece of shit.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Saturday morning, a big box of chocs, and A Charlie Brown Christmas with the kids. Perfect.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

New ways to distract you from the government doing fuck all about the cost of living.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

#CelebrityMasterchefUK I'm 100% here for the Grace Dent of it all.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Ah, the beatific expression of someone thinking about fingering herself in the evening to photos of corpses on boats.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I’m getting sick of seeing this cunt’s miserable fucking face. And she thinks she’s in with a shot at the PM slot! Rancid and deluded.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Jesus fucking Christ! Every new statement just gets worse and worse. Has there ever been a party that has so betrayed everything it used to stand for? I am beyond revolted. And none of this will make a blind bit of difference to the economy. It’s just the distraction of hate. Fuck this Labour govt.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Doesn’t the look on this wanker’s face say it all? Another utterly wrong decision from the world’s worst decision maker.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Oh, and there was me thinking it was a rigged economic system that ensures all the money flows to the wealthy while immiserising the poor and decimating any means the working class has to fight that imbalance or bargain collectively. Turns out it was some traumatised refugees. Thanks Shabana!

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I recognise that I often post quite angry political stuff, most of the time tbh, but I believe I can entirely balance that out with this picture I just took in a bakery of possibly the most hilarious muffin ever.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

If you look at this ad for Landman quick enough, Billy Bob looks like a Ferengi. #StarTrek

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Disgusting! Everyone knows it's always Grate Britian!

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

You don’t make up for your nation’s past genocide by covering for your victims while they commit their own. Maybe Merz thinks they will cancel each other out?

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

I know it’s absolutely the least important thing here, but can I just say I’m obsessed with Ada Colau’s decision to become Mrs Claus! She just needs a pair of little glasses and a frilly shawl. Bon Nadal, Nadal Colau!

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Yes, they have. Hatred of the state for those non-violently shining a light on its complicity with a genocide.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Shit, 16-year old punk band Bjork and About A Boy-era Nicholas Hoult are the same frikkin person!

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Starmer says he’s a supporter of flags, but it is his support that’s flagging.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

That is a LOT of money for 8 episodes. I'm guessing Disney wants its money back. #DoctorWho

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I'm guessing Cody accidentally knocked her glasses off outside the library (she was coming out just he was walking past on his way to "sports") and everything changed forever!

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Please just fuck off, you racist piece of shit.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

A lawyer defending a rapist doesn’t imply a belief in rape on the part of the lawyer. Similarly, a lawyer defending human rights doesn’t imply a belief in human rights, either. As ably demonstrated by this proto-fascist cum stain.

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John FP Lane @jfplane.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Keir Starmer is a fetid fucking cum-sock.

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