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Jordan Firari

@jfar.tv
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Professional web developer. Amateur Twitch streamer. Official Linkin Park/Mike Shinoda moderator. Watch me stream live at jfar.tv/live

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 08/10/2026
I've heard this for years but never cared enough to verify it, how would this even work? If the thing checking if you're human knows the answer already, how would the human be training it? Unless it's training off the wrong answers or something
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 06/10/2026
I've got good news
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 06/10/2026
Is this the Dreamcast port? I wanna try it out so bad
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 02/10/2026
That's exactly what I was thinking. At least iTunes was popular and relevant at the time, what does Harry Potter have to do with phones or Google besides mashing money makers together to see what sticks?
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/10/2026
It's starting to sound like you'll indeed have to beat it then so I can fully trust your opinion on the matter
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/10/2026
That sounds slightly more tolerable than playing as the kids trying to get the dogs back
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/10/2026
Do you play as the kids or the dog?
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/10/2026
I always wanted to try those 3D Classic mods back in the day but didn't have a strong PC at the time, does it control well?
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 30/09/2026
I can't think of anything decent that doesn't sound like Fall Out Boy's We Didn’t Start The Fire
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 30/09/2026
I don't typically care for "feel old yet" stuff but the song 1985 out in 2004, it'd be like someone today making a song called 2005. I don't know if there's enough to nostalgia bait from then to make a (decent) song
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 28/09/2026
I've worked this job nearly 3x longer than the confederacy lasted, and we're in fucking Wisconsin not Alabama, we weren't even part of the confederacy
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 28/09/2026
Someone with a confederate flag in their home window called my job to complain about me constantly being rude (I didn't say "you're welcome"). While I didn't intentionally piss them off, I'm taking it as a win
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 27/09/2026
In reverse, if I have an idea for something that feels too obvious, I avoid looking into it to keep motivated and so my interpretation isn't subconsciously taking from anyone else. This mindset ends up killing motivation a lot when I don't know how to do something and I'm too stubborn to look it up
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 27/09/2026
Not that I'm a genius idea man but I used to have an irrational fear of sharing ideas and them getting taken despite nothing like that ever happening to me. With AI vibe coded crap I kinda feel like it's a much more rational fear
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 26/09/2026
I haven't really skateboarded in years because I've been afraid I was gonna hurt myself somehow and couldn't cover the ER visit. Instead I hurt myself in more age appropriate ways, like lifting heavy objects improperly
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 26/09/2026
My boss pulled me aside yesterday and told me starting next month I'm getting insurance pay. I haven't had health insurance in 5 years, mostly out of laziness because I haven't *needed* it, but it felt like a weight off my shoulders knowing I'll have some sort of coverage if I hurt myself somehow
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 26/09/2026
Is Bojack the only animated show on there? Adventure Time definitely deserved a slot. It's kinda sad, I kept thinking "what about this cartoon" to realize every single one started in the 90s. There's a ton of great post-Y2K animated shows, but not many I personally think are potential top 100s
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 26/09/2026
This photo is from Reddit but I got this exact thing for Christmas, claims to reduce sodium by 50%. The back it reveals the secret method: use half the seasoning
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/09/2026
Being able to easily move TVs might be what pushes me to get back to the gym
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/09/2026
Someone at work offered me a free 32” CRT and I didn’t learn my lesson from the Megatouch and I’m struggling to bring it inside
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 24/09/2026
I love seeing these lists and seeing a game or two I’d put on my own list alongside games I haven’t tried yet or even heard of. Basically a less dystopian/algorithmic version of “you liked that, maybe you’ll like this too”
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
Friend drama aside, the guy that I go to for tattoos basically ambushed me with a family reunion today too. He ordered delivery and was in the middle of doing this woman’s tattoo and as I’m walking out the door he’s like “by the way you both have the same last name”. Turns out she’s my first cousin
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
He’s not a good person even anger aside, but I’ve made mistakes too and wouldn’t have became a better person without someone being there for me, but then again what he’s being charged for is worse than anything I’ve ever done. I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel or what I’m supposed to do
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
None of what he’s being charged for is too surprising, I guess I never expected him to get physical but he’s been an angry person since we met. He had a shit life growing up and came out relatively better than his parents so I kinda brushed off the anger
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
He’s been trying to call me from jail for months and I’ve been ignoring the calls. I guiltily answered today because it’s his birthday and he was crying and saying all he wants is a friend to talk. I tried to talk to him about it months ago before it got to this point and he blocked me on everything
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
I haven’t really talked about this publicly because it’s not my business and have been trying to keep it that way but my former best friend of at least 15 years is currently in jail on charges of domestic abuse among other related charges
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
In the year 1999 there will be three gender identities: Babe, Hunk, or General
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 22/09/2026
Silver’s GHZ cameo over Amy was weird too but all the other stuff doesn’t really matter because Sonic was playable. It’s unusual that Rayman got 3 trophies being third party and not playable and one wasn’t even a franchise staple. There might be reason behind it but it was still unusual at the time
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 22/09/2026
I started middle school in 2007 and absolutely no one cared about Sonic anymore but me. It was mostly sports and shooter games with a few Pokémon stragglers that gave up by high school, then Minecraft got swapped in
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 22/09/2026
Not saying the trophy thing is proof of anything, but Rayman got himself, Globox, and Barbara. Globox makes more sense but Barbara not really. It’d be like if Sonic wasn’t playable in Brawl and they added trophies for him and Tails, but also Marine or Silver for some reason
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 22/09/2026
The ice was probably nothing but the fact that Rayman characters got trophies in Smash 4 and Rayman’s in particular was changed before release was unusual
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 21/09/2026
I got Egoraptor from mine the other day
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/09/2026
This also isn’t a brag, I would have been better off financially without buying both Donkey Kong Country Returns games despite never beating any of the SNES trilogy or buying Rocket League (a now free game) 4 times for myself alone
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/09/2026
Switch wasn’t my favorite console but damn it had everything on it. I have 84 games (only 5 are digital). GameCube is my favorite and I only have like 30 games. The 5 digital games are Portal 1/2, Marble It Up, Jay & Silent Bob, and Slayers X. I will buy them again if they get physical releases
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/09/2026
And I don’t have much hope because this is the only set with Rouge and the Master Emerald and it’s been that way for almost 3 years
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/09/2026
This would be me with the Silver LEGO figure if it wasn’t in such a stupid set. This is the only set with Silver and there’s rumors the Sonic series has been discontinued
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 16/09/2026
Speaking of @anubis.studio, she made me this binder I kept meaning to post but also kept forgetting to take a picture of. I’m trying to do a complete collection of the evolution lines pictured (Unown on the spine included). Luckily my favorites are mostly cheap relatively
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 14/09/2026
And by “we” I mean @anubis.studio, I’m just there to help and try my best not to get in the way
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 14/09/2026
It’s pretty early but it looks like I’ll be attending MAGFest in a few months. We’ve only gotten in once since Covid hit and had to cancel last second because of it
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 11/09/2026
It’d be cool to start with the revamped versions and be able to unlock their Melee/Brawl/“legacy” movesets as an echo or alternate costume. Smash 4 had custom moves, wouldn’t be too out there for them to do
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 10/09/2026
Is Knuckles even in the same vicinity as Shadow at all in the entire game before the final boss? I feel like outside that first Eggman interaction I don’t remember him even really acknowledging Shadow or Eggman again
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 10/09/2026
That whole cutscene feels like it was made solely for exposition. I always thought the scene played out in Wild Canyon or Dry Lagoon which still made no sense, but it’s actually Hidden Base way before it’s revealed. Why is Knuckles just hanging around with the emerald? Why does Eggman even want it?
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 07/09/2026
Honestly if we only get 64 and not Melee after this long I’m gonna be a bit annoyed. We had 64 on Wii 18 years ago, they’ve been holding out
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 07/09/2026
While I’m sure other people would love this monitor too, just want to give a heads up that I won’t be able to make it despite how close it is to me. Don’t want you to lug around more than you need to because of me
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 04/09/2026
I have more fond memories of 8 on Wii U but 8 Deluxe is undeniably better in every way unless you really hate double item boxes. I almost said Wii U at least had asymmetric multiplayer with the gamepad but I looked it up to confirm and it doesn’t look like it did, wasted opportunity
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 04/09/2026
How can it be better at playing my PS4 games if it can’t play them?
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 04/09/2026
My local Walmart still hands out stickers, I got a couple this year. I didn’t watch the video but from a surface level premise I can think of a few fun things I grew up with that don’t exist now but there’s plenty that still do and even more that I’m like “man, I would have loved that as a kid”
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026
I just saw one of these books on Facebook. I know it’s the art style but they did MLK dirty
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026
The most nostalgia bait-y thing in Sonic 06 that I can think of is the ending theme for Sonic’s story being a bizarre remix of the Sonic 2 ending theme featuring Akon of all people. 06 got Akon, Forces got Hoobastank youtu.be/ufw76mHA6Mo
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Sonic '06- Sweet Dream ('06 Akon Mix)
YouTube video by MrBlack49
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026
I think I’m just tired of every game feeling like an anniversary release or is celebrating the franchise as a whole. The novelty has worn thin. Even though I didn’t love Lost World or Superstars I like felt like fully new games. There’s a bit of nostalgia bait but without making it a core gimmick
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