iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 26/09/2026

This photo is from Reddit but I got this exact thing for Christmas, claims to reduce sodium by 50%. The back it reveals the secret method: use half the seasoning

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/09/2026

Someone at work offered me a free 32” CRT and I didn’t learn my lesson from the Megatouch and I’m struggling to bring it inside

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026

He’s been trying to call me from jail for months and I’ve been ignoring the calls. I guiltily answered today because it’s his birthday and he was crying and saying all he wants is a friend to talk. I tried to talk to him about it months ago before it got to this point and he blocked me on everything

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026

In the year 1999 there will be three gender identities: Babe, Hunk, or General

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 21/09/2026

I got Egoraptor from mine the other day

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/09/2026

And I don’t have much hope because this is the only set with Rouge and the Master Emerald and it’s been that way for almost 3 years

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/09/2026

This would be me with the Silver LEGO figure if it wasn’t in such a stupid set. This is the only set with Silver and there’s rumors the Sonic series has been discontinued

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 16/09/2026

Speaking of @anubis.studio, she made me this binder I kept meaning to post but also kept forgetting to take a picture of. I’m trying to do a complete collection of the evolution lines pictured (Unown on the spine included). Luckily my favorites are mostly cheap relatively

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 04/09/2026

My local Walmart still hands out stickers, I got a couple this year. I didn’t watch the video but from a surface level premise I can think of a few fun things I grew up with that don’t exist now but there’s plenty that still do and even more that I’m like “man, I would have loved that as a kid”

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026

I just saw one of these books on Facebook. I know it’s the art style but they did MLK dirty

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026

It also has a screensaver that you can make ads for. All my future social media graphics will be made on here

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026

Megatouch Saga: I got it, it’s extremely heavy, and I was worried it was broke because last night it was stuck on a black screen. Took the shell off to look inside, was afraid to touch anything because of the CRT, turned it back on without fixing anything and it worked. My back hurts but I’m happy

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/08/2026

I also installed some old WinAmp screensavers that doubled as music visualizers. I have the little screen attachment for prices, I thought it would be cool to show the current song but never got it working. I got a barcode scanner from Goodwill I wanted to use somehow too but it also never worked

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/08/2026

I don’t think I ever shared this because at the time Bluesky didn’t have video support, but I got an old Windows XP POS from work last year and I made it a jukebox with my personal ripped CD collection

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 24/08/2026

No shade to anyone who is diagnosed with autism or ADHD but I keep seeing people say they were in “gifted” classes as a kid, still struggled, just to find out they were undiagnosed or their parents hid it from them. At 30 I feel like I’d rather just convince myself I was a bit weird and move on

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/08/2026

I (possibly stupidly) bought a Tech Deck lighter today, thumb guy not included

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 22/08/2026

I believe this is it. I almost faked myself out because you have a similar setup on a table at the start but it’s different. I’m in Wisconsin and will be in Illinois the day before VCF, I have no clue what vintage computers go for unfortunately, no where around me sells them and I don’t trust online

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 22/08/2026

I think I saw a computer I had as a kid in the background of the archive tour video, Compaq with speakers that mounted onto the monitor. My monitor is busted, I’m missing the speakers, and the tower is yellowed and on XP as of 2009ish. I’ll skim the video but this is the monitor

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 22/08/2026

I think I can safely say I have the biggest assortment of Rufus merch in the world. I’m missing a patch and magnet and I think I have everything this fella has ever been on

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 21/08/2026

Deleting Twitter was right, but I think Facebook still has a tiny bit of novelty. I have absolutely no clue who this person is but Facebook decided I needed to see it

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/08/2026

I do actually remember seeing this panel on some Sonic fan site back in the day now that you mentioned it. I definitely didn’t make it to this one myself

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 19/08/2026

Unfortunately some people are proud of it. Local drive-in where I grew up replaced their old, authentic sign with a crappy AI one and the owner detailed the experience he and his daughters had using it in the comments

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 19/08/2026

Text I sent the manager last week Monday while I was spiraling because of work going awful, personal life deteriorating, and family life not existing. “That’s accurate 😭😭😭”

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 14/08/2026

I just finally deleted the app last night after a string of unnecessary toxicity surrounding Pokémon Bank. I straight up said they are too comfortable being tainted by Twitter. Nearly 18 years spent on that platform just to watch it burn to the ground instead of die from obscurity

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 13/08/2026

The middle one was a birthday gift when I was either 2 or 3, I found the small head ones a few years back all together at a thrift store and since then I’ve seen them pop up a bit more

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 13/08/2026

I’ve apparently started a collection of these fellas. I don’t see them much, I’m not sure if they were only in Wisconsin or what. The tags on the small heads say Shopko which was a Walmart-like chain based out of Green Bay, I haven’t done much research into them aside from the brand being Dan Dee

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 11/08/2026

Interesting things happening in the world of “family I didn’t know existed”

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 07/08/2026

And there’s nothing wrong with being overweight or struggling with it, but I already have issues finding clothes that fit me because of my height, so fluctuating weight makes that so much worse. Even my hats fit better after I lost weight

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 09/07/2026

M-rated rerelease of 16-year-old game removes pretend gambling (and more) and makes you rebuy the DLC. E-rated rerelease of 22-year-old game keeps pretend gambling and adds back content everyone didn’t get for free. I felt kinda meh about the Pokémon rereleases but compared to Xbox they’re perfect

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/04/2026

Woke: I finally bought Tomodachi Life Broke: I found out my 7-year-old car I just finished paying off somehow needs an entire new gas tank, the same day I finally bought Tomodachi Life

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 19/03/2026

Rocket League has allowed me to be who I always knew I truly was, Air Jordan Ferrari

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/01/2026

Despite the perfect matchup, Cold by Static-X does not appear on their debut album Wisconsin Death Trip

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/12/2025

This particular video has a part where I jokingly added a "foot cam" since I was using the Wii Fit board. I stream for fun and not to chase fame or money, but maybe this is a sign that foot modeling is my calling. Or people are just weird

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/12/2025

I checked what my most viewed stream VODs are out of curiosity. I don't have a big audience, my entire channel has about 4000 total views, but one video in particular strangely makes up more than 25% of that total while the rest rarely hit 10 views

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 04/12/2025

I'm nearing 40 days worth of music with my mostly CD ripped collection. There's plenty of duplicates in there but it's still a lot. I reset my play counts last December so I was able to make my own "wrapped" this year bsky.app/profile/jfar...

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/12/2025

I always miss out on the #SpotifyWrapped, #AppleMusicReplay, and now YouTube's recap because I still buy physical media and don't have any streaming services, so I made my own "wrap-up" using my 2025 iTunes stats

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/10/2025

I commissioned @laurabeltran2001.bsky.social to do a 3D model for my Twitch/Discord bot, a weird McNugget Buddy OC named "Emcee Nuggie", to turn her into a Bonzai Buddy desktop pet for streams. It turned out fantastic, if you're looking for 90s CGI-style graphics, they do a great job

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 14/09/2025

I loved the concept of amiibo, having figures of every character like in Melee seemed so cool but I dreaded the idea of getting every one at $12-13. When they went up in price I dealt with it because I just wanted to finish the collection. I will not spend $30-40 per amiibo, give me Merth at $13

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 02/08/2025

Mario Paint adding Joycon mouse controls is cool and all, but it’d be a lot cooler if the game inspired by Mario Paint that currently uses clunky joystick controls or imprecise touch controls would support the mouse too. It’s the main thing that held this game back for me

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 31/07/2025

Unfortunately Linkin Park got to see me up close too, and I looked like a doofus

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 30/07/2025

Got to see Linkin Park last night from the closest I’ve ever been

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/07/2025

I didn't really listen to Ozzy growing up but for some reason I decided to put Crazy Train over a video of Chao races when I was like 12 and that's all I think about now hearing the song. RIP Ozzy

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 13/06/2025

I got credited alongside some awesome people in official Linkin Park merchandise. I know what I’ve contributed is minimal to the rest of the people listed but it’s still incredibly special to be included near people that defined my childhood

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/06/2025

I also bought a single pack of cards and got this. I haven’t been spending a lot of money lately and have been staying away from Pokémon cards because of it so it was quite the pull. Hope the next pack in 6 months is just as good

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/06/2025

I made questionable purchases today

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/03/2025

I don’t have any definitive plans yet but if you had time and I commissioned you, would you be willing to make a knock off Windows 98 maze?

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