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Jordan Firari

@jfar.tv
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Professional web developer. Amateur Twitch streamer. Official Linkin Park/Mike Shinoda moderator. Watch me stream live at jfar.tv/live

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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 30/09/2026
I don't typically care for "feel old yet" stuff but the song 1985 out in 2004, it'd be like someone today making a song called 2005. I don't know if there's enough to nostalgia bait from then to make a (decent) song
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 28/09/2026
Someone with a confederate flag in their home window called my job to complain about me constantly being rude (I didn't say "you're welcome"). While I didn't intentionally piss them off, I'm taking it as a win
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 27/09/2026
Not that I'm a genius idea man but I used to have an irrational fear of sharing ideas and them getting taken despite nothing like that ever happening to me. With AI vibe coded crap I kinda feel like it's a much more rational fear
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 26/09/2026
My boss pulled me aside yesterday and told me starting next month I'm getting insurance pay. I haven't had health insurance in 5 years, mostly out of laziness because I haven't *needed* it, but it felt like a weight off my shoulders knowing I'll have some sort of coverage if I hurt myself somehow
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/09/2026
Someone at work offered me a free 32” CRT and I didn’t learn my lesson from the Megatouch and I’m struggling to bring it inside
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
Friend drama aside, the guy that I go to for tattoos basically ambushed me with a family reunion today too. He ordered delivery and was in the middle of doing this woman’s tattoo and as I’m walking out the door he’s like “by the way you both have the same last name”. Turns out she’s my first cousin
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
I haven’t really talked about this publicly because it’s not my business and have been trying to keep it that way but my former best friend of at least 15 years is currently in jail on charges of domestic abuse among other related charges
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/09/2026
In the year 1999 there will be three gender identities: Babe, Hunk, or General
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/09/2026
Switch wasn’t my favorite console but damn it had everything on it. I have 84 games (only 5 are digital). GameCube is my favorite and I only have like 30 games. The 5 digital games are Portal 1/2, Marble It Up, Jay & Silent Bob, and Slayers X. I will buy them again if they get physical releases
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 16/09/2026
Speaking of @anubis.studio, she made me this binder I kept meaning to post but also kept forgetting to take a picture of. I’m trying to do a complete collection of the evolution lines pictured (Unown on the spine included). Luckily my favorites are mostly cheap relatively
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 14/09/2026
It’s pretty early but it looks like I’ll be attending MAGFest in a few months. We’ve only gotten in once since Covid hit and had to cancel last second because of it
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026
The most nostalgia bait-y thing in Sonic 06 that I can think of is the ending theme for Sonic’s story being a bizarre remix of the Sonic 2 ending theme featuring Akon of all people. 06 got Akon, Forces got Hoobastank youtu.be/ufw76mHA6Mo
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Sonic '06- Sweet Dream ('06 Akon Mix)
YouTube video by MrBlack49
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026
I just can’t see anything redeeming in Sonic Forces. Admittedly I don’t really care for boost gameplay, only one I beat was Generations 15 years ago Unless you like character editors or the zone themes, it feels like any other game does everything better. I even like Hoobastank but Fist Bump is meh
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 03/09/2026
Megatouch Saga: I got it, it’s extremely heavy, and I was worried it was broke because last night it was stuck on a black screen. Took the shell off to look inside, was afraid to touch anything because of the CRT, turned it back on without fixing anything and it worked. My back hurts but I’m happy
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/09/2026
Dude finally was talkative last night and I was ready to delete this thread thinking I was being a dick and overreacting. We agreed on a time, payment method, he even said he’d refund me if it’s broken. He stopped replying after I asked for the address and we’re like 6 hours out from pickup time
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 31/08/2026
I was devastated by how poorly I was doing on Call of Duty on Switch 2 when the MW4 beta started, but tonight I think gyro controls finally clicked for me. I’m kinda excited to play Splatoon again now too
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/08/2026
I don’t think I ever shared this because at the time Bluesky didn’t have video support, but I got an old Windows XP POS from work last year and I made it a jukebox with my personal ripped CD collection
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/08/2026
I think I’m officially burnt out on Tomodachi Life. I was at least checking the store everyday still but the last few days I haven’t bothered
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 24/08/2026
No shade to anyone who is diagnosed with autism or ADHD but I keep seeing people say they were in “gifted” classes as a kid, still struggled, just to find out they were undiagnosed or their parents hid it from them. At 30 I feel like I’d rather just convince myself I was a bit weird and move on
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/08/2026
I (possibly stupidly) bought a Tech Deck lighter today, thumb guy not included
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 22/08/2026
I think I can safely say I have the biggest assortment of Rufus merch in the world. I’m missing a patch and magnet and I think I have everything this fella has ever been on
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 21/08/2026
I know I’m a Negative Nancy a lot but my intention isn’t to make anyone’s feed a bummer. I appreciate my mutuals for posting more engaging and uplifting stuff to balance out me being a downer
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 21/08/2026
An upsetting realization I had getting older is “the internet never forgets” is false. Plenty of niche and obscure things fade away. Cultural phenomenons won’t disappear, Gangnam Style and Keyboard Cat will live forever as Internet history, but the Freewebs Sonic fansites I liked in 2008 are gone
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 21/08/2026
Deleting Twitter was right, but I think Facebook still has a tiny bit of novelty. I have absolutely no clue who this person is but Facebook decided I needed to see it
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/08/2026
Well I snapped and cussed out several people at a volume and manner I don’t typically speak in and embarrassed myself. But it hopefully wasn’t for nothing and seems like people are open to talking and changes now. I just wish it didn’t take me blowing up and risking my job to accomplish
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 19/08/2026
Someone at my job who has been here less than half the time I’ve been (11 years) has been stealing and breaking shit. The owner and manager are fully aware and doing absolutely nothing about it. In fact they are acting like nothing is wrong and the person is a perfect little helper. I hate my life.
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 16/08/2026
I have several people in Facebook comments telling me Flock cameras are capable of stealing text messages off my phone using Bluetooth. We can be against things without fear-mongering them like they’re witches using dark magic, they’re bad enough as they are
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 14/08/2026
It feels like some people think console manufacturers have their shit figured out and the services they offer now will always be around. There’s going to be another console without backwards compatibility and they will resell us these modern ports and remakes again in 10-15 years
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 13/08/2026
I’m not excusing either variant of racism but when I see the edgelords on Call of Duty with crap like swastikas on their emblem I assume it’s some kid trying to be funny but in the span of a week I’ve had 2 different people legitimately try to discuss insane conspiracy theories with me
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 13/08/2026
I’ve apparently started a collection of these fellas. I don’t see them much, I’m not sure if they were only in Wisconsin or what. The tags on the small heads say Shopko which was a Walmart-like chain based out of Green Bay, I haven’t done much research into them aside from the brand being Dan Dee
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 11/08/2026
I try not to dwell on it but lately I’m realizing how secluded I am from my family and not because of my personality or interests, but I’m sure it doesn’t help. I have 3 half siblings, they all have the same mom. I have 3 pairs of cousins (that I know of) and they’re full siblings to each other
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 11/08/2026
Interesting things happening in the world of “family I didn’t know existed”
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 07/08/2026
I don’t talk about this often but I’ve been struggling to lose weight for a decade now and I’m finally back under 300 pounds. I don’t talk about it because when you hear “over 300 pounds” without knowing I’m 6’7” it sounds worse than it really is but a healthy weight for me would be like 240
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/08/2026
I know next to nothing about Star Fox but is there a lore reason why Fox and Wolf are just named after their species, then there’s species-ish names like Falco and Pigma, but then there’s just names like Andrew and James? What are the odds two couples named their children something like “Human”?
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 13/07/2026
I know Call of Duty has that asshole “dude-bro” vibe now but it can still be lighthearted and fun with the right people. I stayed up until 2 AM playing with the same group of randoms all night, people I’ve never talked to in my life, just like I did in 2010. It’s fun to not take things so seriously
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 11/07/2026
Remember those games I was complaining about? Well I'm streaming one
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 09/07/2026
I don’t get why gamers get so defensive over criticism when companies are screening them over too, it should be in everyone’s best interest to hold even our favorite developers to higher standards and not let them sling slop at us and pretend to be happy. Why are we paying for 15-year-old DLC?
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 09/07/2026
M-rated rerelease of 16-year-old game removes pretend gambling (and more) and makes you rebuy the DLC. E-rated rerelease of 22-year-old game keeps pretend gambling and adds back content everyone didn’t get for free. I felt kinda meh about the Pokémon rereleases but compared to Xbox they’re perfect
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 02/07/2026
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 11/05/2026
$1046 and over two weeks later, finally getting my car back
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 25/04/2026
Woke: I finally bought Tomodachi Life Broke: I found out my 7-year-old car I just finished paying off somehow needs an entire new gas tank, the same day I finally bought Tomodachi Life
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jFar 🕹️ TWITCH.TV/JFAR920 @jfar.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm live on Twitch for 4/20 with Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch
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jFar 🕹️ TWITCH.TV/JFAR920 @jfar.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I was gonna post last night, until I got... tired. In (around) one week, on Monday April 20th at 8:00 PM CDT, I will be streaming Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch, which releases that day! twitch.tv/jfar920
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 15/04/2026
I'm streaming the new Jay and Silent Bob game on 4/20, be there!
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 01/04/2026
I plan to do my annual "return to streaming" sometime this month, just need to make some final updates to my layout I kept putting off, but in the meantime, follow me if you care and haven't yet twitch.tv/jfar920
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jFar920 - Twitch
Professional web developer and wannabe Twitch streamer from Wisconsin. I stream at least twice a week, probably
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 19/03/2026
Rocket League has allowed me to be who I always knew I truly was, Air Jordan Ferrari
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 11/03/2026
The leader just talks away, stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay The rest of the world watching at the end of the day, both scared and angry, like, "what did he say?" youtu.be/gG4P3ayBzVY
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Hands Held High - Linkin Park (Minutes To Midnight)
YouTube video by Linkin Park
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 20/02/2026
Not gonna say anyone’s wrong for being excited for FireRed/LeafGreen regardless of price but it would have been such an easy PR win for Nintendo to release these free to NSO members. I suppose Pokémon Company probably has a say in that though
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 23/01/2026
It was -33°F this morning with the windchill I can’t stand the winter anymore
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Static-X - Cold (Official Music Video) | Warner Vault
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
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Jordan Firari @jfar.tv · 06/01/2026
I’m so tired of getting my fun and my news in the same place and not having a choice on the matter other than “see less”. Despite it not even being 2 months old, I think about this post a lot. The sentiment in the replies is focused on Homestar Runner but I’m tired of the info overload in general
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