Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was supposed to… …be in Australia 9/23-30. I didn‘t go due to a booking error. …be performing for Folsom and seeing Badu 9/25-27. *** I flew home on 9/24 and on 9/25, my Momma died at 3:45pm. I’m grateful that I was able to be with her before she passed. I was where I was supposed to be. 💜 030
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dear IRL Friends and Collaborators, If we have plans together during the upcoming weeks we will have to reschedule. Flying to Detroit tonight to be with my Momma before she transitions. (<-The hardest sentence I’ve ever written.) I’ll be back when I get back. Thank you for understanding. 💜 110
Reposted by Jet NoirThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm 381421225
Reposted by Jet NoirThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-in… 281969195
Reposted by Jet NoirCrashPadSeries.com @crashpadseries.bsky.social · 12/09/2026September 16th is "Global Female Condom Day" spreading education and advocacy on awareness, access, and use of internal condoms. If you're participating and wonder where one can see F2C in adult media, we got you! 🎥 CrashPad 204: Paris Lincoln & Sami Price crashpadseries.com/queer-porn/e... 13110
Reposted by Jet NoirBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 10/09/2026Remember when Amazon raised over $50 million for independent bookstores? Oh, no wait, that was us. 😎 Thank you for choosing bookstores over billionaires. 💜 6943186
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Update! Man, fuck those meds! My brain is way more interesting off of them than on! 12 days off meds! 000
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is my go-to quick release drawstring tie! “Things I’ve learned from strippin’” a memoir 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Feeling a lot of emotional clarity and joy after 3 days off my meds and I might fuck around and stay off! I believe in managing ADHD, I don’t think pharmaceuticals are the only option for that. 110
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Gentlemen! Fellas! Brothas! I encourage you to buy yourself flowers! That’s not a euphemism. Find a bouquet YOU like and just buy them shits for yourself! 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Booked a trip to New Orleans for Halloween! There are many internet friends whom I’ve never met IRL that live there. DM me so that we can make plans to be in the same room, please! (Looking at you, #burlesque friends!) 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’ve been treating myself to things because birthday month and whatnot. I just paid for laundry pickup and delivery (24-hour turnaround) and before tip it was only ~$29 for 21 lbs of laundry and it was folded and smelled great and I may never touch a washing machine again! 020
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026As a teenager, I didn’t get enough days “off” meaning no one needed me to help them do something. At my big age of 48, I LOVE them shits and protect fiercely the TRUE day off! Happy (no-rehearsal-no-training-no-plans for me) Sunday! 💜 000
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026After 3 years & 3 months of living with someone, I’m moving back into my own place today! I will never take living alone for granted ever again! I’m grateful AF for the means to make this happen in this economy!! 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Not talking about kink! Not talking about any “golden” rule! If you ever find yourself doing unto another something you would HATE having done unto you, then you’re doing a shitty thing! If you do this often, you might be a shitty person! 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’m grateful to the RocketMoney app that helped me save small amounts weekly. When an abrupt loss of housing happened, I had rent and deposit ready to go for a new spot. Don’t just save for a rainy day, figure out how much that day will cost you and save for that. Thank you, past me! 030
Reposted by Jet NoirAbe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“I couldn’t date a bisexual man, they’re notoriously promiscuous” You may want to sit down, I have some news about heterosexual men 14914
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Remembering how much things used to cost when I was a child and being mad about it. “D’Hell you mean Fi’ dollars for a POP!? FIVE DOLLARS! I remember when a pop cost less than a dollar!” 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Hi new followers! I… go by Jet in the streets, the sheets, on stage and off support SWs work with nonprofits in support of survivors dance with the Urban Jazz Dance Company enjoy being naked (see profile pic) post about gratitude, fitness, dance, p0rn, cats, polyamory, and all that jazz 💜 041
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I remember walking into a Chinese restaurant in San Diego the night Obama won (2008) and the woman behind the counter pointed at me (who was wearing NO Obama gear at all) and just said “hey you won!” 000
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Damn. I hate how much I agree with this statement. 1313
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I can’t believe I’ve been growing locs for two years! Just got a retwist and I added color to my hair for the first time since 2017! 120
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026…spirit! It was wonderful to feel so connected and meet fam who live right here in Cali! I’m truly grateful for today! 💜 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Today, I learned more about my origin story at the family reunion cookout! ADHD and ASD was sprinkled all over that place like Lawry’s. (One of the fam historians affirmed this.) Sitting with dozens of cousins all wearing the same t-shirt #IYKYK and hearing stories from elders was medicine for my… 110
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Grateful for this Banana Bread Haze that I found in the back of my closet! Some real mind opening, unpacking childhood, and also cleaning the house type sh!t here! #sativa Day 5 #DaysOfGratitude 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A new to me 🐿️ (different tail) who seemed off balance, maybe not the best eyesight… BIT MY FINGER! Guess I’m grateful for the fucking reminder that not everyday’s a highlight reel?! Grateful for health insurance if this goes bad or 🐿️-related superpowers if this goes well! 5 #DaysOfGratitude 000
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Dear ✨Universe✨, If I buy a flight to Jamaica for my birthday (8/21) would you conspire in my favor to serendipitously guide me to safe and affordable (free-ish) lodging? Please and thank you. 💜🙏🏿 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Today, one of the squirrels I’ve been feeding allowed me to pet their soft little forehead! I’ll always feel filled with gratitude when an animal trusts me. 🐿️ Day 4 #DaysOfGratitude 011
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I had a #vasectomy in 2019. Everyday, I am grateful for no unintended chirren! Grateful. Every. Damned. Day. Day 3 #DaysOfGratitude If you’re considering the procedure, do it! Have questions? My DMs are open! 020
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026#DatingAdvice Just because an issue seems minor to you does not mean they’re not allowed to see the issue as major! People aren’t “wrong” because they think differently. 000
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Would any of you like free dating advice from some CisBiMale (me) who has gotten a lot of things wrong? 🤔💜 110
Reposted by Jet NoirRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Who could have guessed that when you gut the CDC and put a quack with no medical expertise in charge of American healthcare, diseases we had eradicated would come back and there would be explosive diarrhea situations happening. Just no way to know. 161369228
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Grateful for a personal breakthrough that has helped me to understand both my origin story and how it impacts the way I show up in relationships. Day 2 #DaysOfGratitude 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026www.eventbrite.com/e/gallery-se...eventbrite.comGallery Sessions at Joyce Gordon Gallery (#2)Gallery Sessions is a live figure drawing event brought to Oakland, CA, presented by Artsy Black People and Joyce Gordon Foundation. 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’ve worked as a nude figure model for 20+ years. On July 23, for the first time, I’ll be modeling for all Black folks! Shoutout to Artsy Black People Oakland for pulling this together! 120
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Contemplating a new dating profile description. Emotionally unavailable, but the sex is good. References available upon request. Would you swipe ⬅️ or ➡️ ? 🤔 000
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026For the first time in almost a year, I feel mentally capable to restart/reboot a habit of daily gratitude. I’m grateful that I’m less concerned about who I was and more engaged with who I am becoming. I am evolving. Day 1 #DaysOfGratitude 120
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I listened to this album 3 times in a row, bought the deluxe edition on vinyl and played it 3 more times! This album is a proper sequel! 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Instagram has done more to divert my attention and disappear hours of my day than cannabis ever has! 001
Reposted by Jet NoirNight Fae @femmeandfauna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’m not gonna say where I work, but if you are trans, based in the Bay Area, and have experience working in the service industry, please hmu. I can provide recommendations and maybe even referrals depending on the place 0196
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m choosing less talk of pain and more talk of healing. Text I sent today… 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Went to a pool party… forgot my trunks. #StratteraFreeSaturday 220
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Strap in! Strattera Free Saturdays might become a thing! 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I would like us all to confront the idea that “game” is a euphemism for coercion! 010
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Today, I’m intentionally not taking my ADHD meds… and going to TWO social events! Stay tuned… 110
Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hello All! I’m here to notify you that my libido has returned! Thusly, I’ll be horny on main. How will that manifest? 🤷🏿♂️ If you have my number and you’re open to receiving noods, with no obligation to reply in kind, then holla! 010