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Jet Noir

@jetnoirmuse.bsky.social
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Dancer. Fundraiser. Part-time Model. Cat Daddy.

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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was supposed to… …be in Australia 9/23-30. I didn‘t go due to a booking error. …be performing for Folsom and seeing Badu 9/25-27. *** I flew home on 9/24 and on 9/25, my Momma died at 3:45pm. I’m grateful that I was able to be with her before she passed. I was where I was supposed to be. 💜
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grocery aisles in Michigan are wyllin !!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear IRL Friends and Collaborators, If we have plans together during the upcoming weeks we will have to reschedule. Flying to Detroit tonight to be with my Momma before she transitions. (<-The hardest sentence I’ve ever written.) I’ll be back when I get back. Thank you for understanding. 💜
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-in…
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career
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CrashPadSeries.com @crashpadseries.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
September 16th is "Global Female Condom Day" spreading education and advocacy on awareness, access, and use of internal condoms. If you're participating and wonder where one can see F2C in adult media, we got you! 🎥 CrashPad 204: Paris Lincoln & Sami Price crashpadseries.com/queer-porn/e...
Paris Lincoln demonstrates an internal condom, also called a vaginal condom or female F2C condom, in a lesbian, queer, sapphic porn scene on CrashPadSeries.com.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 10/09/2026
Remember when Amazon raised over $50 million for independent bookstores? Oh, no wait, that was us. 😎 Thank you for choosing bookstores over billionaires. 💜
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Update! Man, fuck those meds! My brain is way more interesting off of them than on! 12 days off meds!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is my go-to quick release drawstring tie! “Things I’ve learned from strippin’” a memoir
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Feeling a lot of emotional clarity and joy after 3 days off my meds and I might fuck around and stay off! I believe in managing ADHD, I don’t think pharmaceuticals are the only option for that.
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gentlemen! Fellas! Brothas! I encourage you to buy yourself flowers! That’s not a euphemism. Find a bouquet YOU like and just buy them shits for yourself!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Booked a trip to New Orleans for Halloween! There are many internet friends whom I’ve never met IRL that live there. DM me so that we can make plans to be in the same room, please! (Looking at you, #burlesque friends!)
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ve been treating myself to things because birthday month and whatnot. I just paid for laundry pickup and delivery (24-hour turnaround) and before tip it was only ~$29 for 21 lbs of laundry and it was folded and smelled great and I may never touch a washing machine again!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As a teenager, I didn’t get enough days “off” meaning no one needed me to help them do something. At my big age of 48, I LOVE them shits and protect fiercely the TRUE day off! Happy (no-rehearsal-no-training-no-plans for me) Sunday! 💜
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
After 3 years & 3 months of living with someone, I’m moving back into my own place today! I will never take living alone for granted ever again! I’m grateful AF for the means to make this happen in this economy!!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not talking about kink! Not talking about any “golden” rule! If you ever find yourself doing unto another something you would HATE having done unto you, then you’re doing a shitty thing! If you do this often, you might be a shitty person!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m grateful to the RocketMoney app that helped me save small amounts weekly. When an abrupt loss of housing happened, I had rent and deposit ready to go for a new spot. Don’t just save for a rainy day, figure out how much that day will cost you and save for that. Thank you, past me!
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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“I couldn’t date a bisexual man, they’re notoriously promiscuous” You may want to sit down, I have some news about heterosexual men
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Happy Leo Season! ♌️
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Remembering how much things used to cost when I was a child and being mad about it. “D’Hell you mean Fi’ dollars for a POP!? FIVE DOLLARS! I remember when a pop cost less than a dollar!”
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hi new followers! I… go by Jet in the streets, the sheets, on stage and off support SWs work with nonprofits in support of survivors dance with the Urban Jazz Dance Company enjoy being naked (see profile pic) post about gratitude, fitness, dance, p0rn, cats, polyamory, and all that jazz 💜
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Damn. I hate how much I agree with this statement.
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can’t believe I’ve been growing locs for two years! Just got a retwist and I added color to my hair for the first time since 2017!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Today, I learned more about my origin story at the family reunion cookout! ADHD and ASD was sprinkled all over that place like Lawry’s. (One of the fam historians affirmed this.) Sitting with dozens of cousins all wearing the same t-shirt #IYKYK and hearing stories from elders was medicine for my…
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Grateful for this Banana Bread Haze that I found in the back of my closet! Some real mind opening, unpacking childhood, and also cleaning the house type sh!t here! #sativa Day 5 #DaysOfGratitude
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A new to me 🐿️ (different tail) who seemed off balance, maybe not the best eyesight… BIT MY FINGER! Guess I’m grateful for the fucking reminder that not everyday’s a highlight reel?! Grateful for health insurance if this goes bad or 🐿️-related superpowers if this goes well! 5 #DaysOfGratitude
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dear ✨Universe✨, If I buy a flight to Jamaica for my birthday (8/21) would you conspire in my favor to serendipitously guide me to safe and affordable (free-ish) lodging? Please and thank you. 💜🙏🏿
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today, one of the squirrels I’ve been feeding allowed me to pet their soft little forehead! I’ll always feel filled with gratitude when an animal trusts me. 🐿️ Day 4 #DaysOfGratitude
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I had a #vasectomy in 2019. Everyday, I am grateful for no unintended chirren! Grateful. Every. Damned. Day. Day 3 #DaysOfGratitude If you’re considering the procedure, do it! Have questions? My DMs are open!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Would any of you like free dating advice from some CisBiMale (me) who has gotten a lot of things wrong? 🤔💜
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Who could have guessed that when you gut the CDC and put a quack with no medical expertise in charge of American healthcare, diseases we had eradicated would come back and there would be explosive diarrhea situations happening. Just no way to know.
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Grateful for a personal breakthrough that has helped me to understand both my origin story and how it impacts the way I show up in relationships. Day 2 #DaysOfGratitude
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve worked as a nude figure model for 20+ years. On July 23, for the first time, I’ll be modeling for all Black folks! Shoutout to Artsy Black People Oakland for pulling this together!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Contemplating a new dating profile description. Emotionally unavailable, but the sex is good. References available upon request. Would you swipe ⬅️ or ➡️ ? 🤔
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For the first time in almost a year, I feel mentally capable to restart/reboot a habit of daily gratitude. I’m grateful that I’m less concerned about who I was and more engaged with who I am becoming. I am evolving. Day 1 #DaysOfGratitude
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes theonion.com/study-97-of-average-am…
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Instagram has done more to divert my attention and disappear hours of my day than cannabis ever has!
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Night Fae @femmeandfauna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m not gonna say where I work, but if you are trans, based in the Bay Area, and have experience working in the service industry, please hmu. I can provide recommendations and maybe even referrals depending on the place
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m choosing less talk of pain and more talk of healing. Text I sent today…
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Went to a pool party… forgot my trunks. #StratteraFreeSaturday
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I would like us all to confront the idea that “game” is a euphemism for coercion!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Today, I’m intentionally not taking my ADHD meds… and going to TWO social events! Stay tuned…
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hello All! I’m here to notify you that my libido has returned! Thusly, I’ll be horny on main. How will that manifest? 🤷🏿‍♂️ If you have my number and you’re open to receiving noods, with no obligation to reply in kind, then holla!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Today at work was like… Them: This needs attention! Me: This looks familiar! T: It looks like you told us about this in July last year. M: (So, y’all didn’t pay me no mind until somebody else saw it? Cool!)
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Safer sex conversations may include asking how NB/Tr4ns people want you to refer to their gen!tals. That’s also a good time for me to ask that you call mine a d!ck and not a c0ck.
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fluffer needed for a p3n!s mold assist. Paid work. I’m the model. Serious DMs only. (Please don’t report me, I’m helping my partner out with an art project.)
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Kate Willett @katewillett.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Coming to Philly this Sat!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Dancing in the hotel hallways at 1am is just one advantage of being a night owl!
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bad Idea: Going down to the hotel bar whilst already feeling a bit wobbly from the other bar’s last call. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Jet Noir @jetnoirmuse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Been a while since I’ve traveled and I’m in St. Louis for work. Certain things I always notice about people in a new to me place… How often are people looking at their phones in lieu of engaging with people around them? Here, it seems to be more of the latter and I’ve missed that.
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