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Jenn the Wunderkind

@jesyke.bsky.social
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Dog mom to Trevor and Paige (RIP). Elvis Costello and sci-fi fangirl. Chelsea and Courage fan. Go Heels. Chucotown (El Paso) for life.

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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I am so glad I am like Emma Woodhouse and 'handsome, clever, and rich' so I can stay single and avoid drama like that."
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hearing about Mike Tomlin's Minecraft video on @lastweektonight.com is the most Typical William And Mary Person (TWAMP) thing I have ever heard of in my life. Once again, what is the German word for "surprised but not surprised" because once you throw in the WM element it makes total sense.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who else wants Richard E. Grant's wardrobe on The Traitors?
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The artists of my lifetime: the Beatles, Oasis, and the Arctic Monkeys. They're artists where you pick a song, good or rote, and it fits to an episode in your life and makes you smile, regardless.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently my mother is like Emily Gilmore and I'm like Lorelei. For the record, Rory and I have the same birthday.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too busy with work yesterday to do this, but got @countbinface.bsky.social
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was a group I was somehow allowed in during undergrad called *we are better than you and we know it." It was designed for the New England prep school kids, so being from the borderlands I wasn't a natural fit. But they let me in because, well, I am.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've cheated death far too many times in my life.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you're old enough to remember 9/11 you're old enough to have a favorite news anchor from that era. Mine was Peter Jennings followed by Dan Rather. Tom Brokow was third place for me. Did flip between Tim Russert and Bob Schieffer on Sundays though.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I asked my mother why I know every line to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. She said it's because she and father would play it "all the time" because "watching you and your brother Time Warp as kids was funny." Specifically highlighting that we had no idea what the pelvic thrust was at ages 8 and 4.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At work once I brought up Rocky Horror and no one had a clue what it was. Compared to me, where my parents had it as appointment viewing each Halloween from age seven on.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just realized I was hospitalized for the last Taskmaster series finale and will be hospitalized for the upcoming series premiere. That's a way to bookend this journey...
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I got a live feed of Count Binface's vote count. It's like the Shipping Forecast.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why do we love Emma Hayes? Because she's physically surrounded by men and she's refusing to give up her space in the discussion.
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sjvn @sjvn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My first search engine.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My recommendations on Instagram are all James Norton thirst traps because I spent five minutes trying to find some clip of the table beating scene set to Just A Girl. I'm not going to complain but I do miss the dog and football videos a bit.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't think it's coming home...
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I can't believe I got my mother watching @meninblazers.bsky.social live recap on YouTube. Instead of Bake Off reruns.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Pretty sure I saw a campaign finance violation as a YouTube ad. Something called AFP paid for an ad explicitly calling for Whatley for Senate and the metadata was called Whatley for Senate.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde needs to equalize stat.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Vozinha is a beast.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Old enough to recognize this as a data center
Lockable floppy disk holder from the late 20th century
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Watching @therestisfootball.bsky.social on @netflix.com for breakfast and while I'm not well-caffeinated, I can still name women's coaches and players without any hesitation.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Explaining "garbage time goals" to my mother...
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Other than the permanent disability at least everything else from those two weeks is resolved!
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The commercials in Telemundo are in Spanglish - it's switching between English and Spanish mid-sentence.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I doubt a therapist would recommend binge-watching The Pitt after being hospitalized for two weeks. Especially when there's a case that ends badly with the same thing you had.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is it too early to put Three Lions on the pub jukebox?
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Br. Dr. Ken Homan, SJ @kenhomansj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
As a reminder for everyone saying, "The US had never before scored four goals in a World Cup" that they mean the men's team had never before scored that many. The women's team has absolutely scored more than four goals in a world cup, including in the final. And they also wins things.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think I've been watching Memo Ochoa since I was in high school...
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If there are any worst date ever contests I think I have the story that will win.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
There are certain things in life: death, taxes, and that I am perpetually single.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"I could just spontaneously die. I win the disability game."
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Dude, I grew up in Mexico and Cinco de Mayo is about more than drinking margaritas and eating food. And I taught a bloody course on cultural sensitivity and the first thing is "cultural celebrations are about more than food." How the hell are you viewed as a leader when you're this inept?
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Watching fake mom and dad rock out to the songs they first started dating to is awesome. #Superchunk @catscradlenc.bsky.social
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
To the young people behind me in Cardiff last summer: thank you for the phrase "divorced middle-aged dad convention"
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
There is a mouse loose somewhere in an air vent in my kitchen. Trevor the Dog is stalking it. I want to give him all the treats in recognition of his efforts.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
www.theonion.info
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Oh @taskmaster.tv - the first time my mum laughed hysterically after my dad died was Rosie Ramsey falling on the pillows in a cape. She's caught up on this series and has forgiven dad for his massive crush on Joanna Page in the mid-2000s because she's also making mum laugh hysterically on the show.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
He walks better than me.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I would like to ban all the emails that say "I agree" because I don't care if you do.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Tomorrow I have to deal with an unqualified man who wants to be in charge of something for the perks when the consensus is I should be in charge because I'm competent. I figure he'll win because that's how the world works now.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Went to the Daily Mail website to find pictures of the royals at Easter as my brain rot. Instead find them covering the appointment for NC Senate District 23 in a horrible way. A part of me, for once, wants to comment on that site but who knows what kind of spam/bots I'd get harassed by. #ncpol
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I have had "What kind of Irish is your grandad?" stuck in my head for a week. #SNLUK
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
They made Wellstone 1) alive and 2) VP in #ForAllMankind and I am happy with it
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It might have been a long day, but Googling "can dogs eat broccoli rabe" makes it OK.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
WorldMonitor is like a Bloomberg terminal but I don't have to work for an investment bank for the subscription.
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I know, I know. Here we are again.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If you're not watching In The Loop on repeat right now, you aren't understanding what's going on in the world.
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Jenn the Wunderkind @jesyke.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I intentionally drove slowly to trail this.
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