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— ❝ As a 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄、I affirm I will take 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 from 𝘆𝗼𝘂. — #mvrp / #faterp ㅤ ❪ 🏳️‍⚧️ ❫

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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Nothing particularly interesting. A group of vagabonds have taken to harassing me. Or rather, just one specific vagabond. Consider that my warning! If I die suddenly. You~ Know~ Whyyy~!
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Don't let Misa name any children.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
( Trying not to laugh. ) I dunno. Just rock it. Don't worry about anything.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
It's alright, buddy. My name is Jester.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Miss Misa~♪ヽ(´▽`)/ It's been so long, I was starting to think you'd died. I was going to start preparing to raise your corpse.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Feels a little dramatic.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Better than beta, amirite?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ𝐘𝐎𝐔. ㅤ
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
Misanthropes when the natural enemy of mankind walks into the room:
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
I didn't know I was human.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
It's because you're transphobic.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
I'm not defending another Dead Apostle. I'm just allergic to stupidity. I was personally offended by the lack of intelligence in that boy.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
Don't mind me.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
It would take me less than a second to remove all the bones from your body. Did you know that?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/06/2026
// I heard the author had some health problems which delayed it. I'm unsure how true that is but it'd make sense. The anime covers the first 3 (or 4?) novels so it's a pretty good place to start. I'm still reading from the beginning cuz theres a lot of character evaluation and scenes that get cut.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 28/06/2026
// Posted this on another account but Jester is on S-H because I'm catching up on his source material. It's been years since I last touched it so I'm starting from the beginning. 9 novels to go through... Yippee. If you tag me in something I'll still respond. This account is actually DEAD dead.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 28/06/2026
// very well, masterpieces take time. 😌
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 28/06/2026
// 🍿
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S̷̓͛ T̷̓͊͘ R̷̓̐̾ Á̷̀́ Y̷͆̓̒ @nightmarishfeline.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
< ɪ ' ᴍ ʀ ɪ ɢ ʜ ᴛ ʙ ʏ ʏ ᴏ ᴜ ʀ ꜱ ɪ ᴅ ᴇ . . . > ꜱ ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ʏ
🎨: https://x.com/sharfabean/status/1993056050506088783
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
I appreciate your generosity.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
You need to be IN LOVE with someone to buy them WINE?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
I wish the people who loved me greeted me with a big hurrah and delicious wine instead of annoying me.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
Stop blaming me for everything. Especially when I'm still reconstituting my body.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
Got too bored, and now everyone has to die about it.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
I don't want people to think I have a complex ideology. I'm fucking around.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
/ good enough
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 18/06/2026
You're censoring my beloved TV show. Where's the high definition? The surround sound? I'm missing the full experience. I want to feel like I'm there.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 17/06/2026
( Jolting upright. ) Somebody somewhere started talking about ORT.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 14/06/2026
Damn priest's back...
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 13/06/2026
"An unexpected rise in the number of bloodsuckers. This is the kind of thing people are wary of, no?"
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𓆩Dracula𓆪 @mathias-cronqvist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
King of the Night #Mvrp #Castlevaniarp #Horrorrp
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
truly incredible. Something like this is... Wouldn't that be in the realm of 'magic?' The kinds of things people can't even comprehend.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
It's like a paradox, existing only because you created yourself. How does the universe reconcile something like that? Without shattering? Without coming across an 'error message' or something it can't process? ... I'm sure you're aware of this already, but your Great Uncle was something ↷
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🩷 @fivefoldquotes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Melt my love sick heart, I’ve become obsessed with you!
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
Hoh... ( He quietly digests this information, then considers the subsequent offer. A finger taps his chin as he thinks. ) Can you expand on the time travel portion of the equation?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
That is, admittedly, the furthest possible concept from what I was imagining. But that's a good thing! What a strange and wonderful thing! It's just too bad you don't know any more. I would've loved to study something like that.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
Like slime. Are you hesitating out of shame, or because you lack the ability to teach?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
What's ectobiology?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
"We really must reestablish the 'difficult to kill' portion of my repertoire. Darling, if you couldn't kill me, then neither shall the sun."
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
// WAIT
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
// I was not getting notifications on here so I felt no urgency to log on. I'm sorry you can kill me now.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
Wiping his hands on a silken cloth. No telling what he was doing or why, but it's hardly ever pleasant. The apostle discards the fabric, left to be trampled upon and cast off into the wind. He raises his hands into the ear, and beams. ㅤ"Good morning, beautiful world. Jester's back!"
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
// PEASE
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
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Chimpanzee Climbs Door
ALT: Chimpanzee Climbs Door
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
Ah. ... Was he named before or after becoming a werewolf?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
Not at all. I have no reason not to believe you.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
Do you have any idea how disgusting it is to hear that? "They only have these problems because they lack basic hygiene." If you can find me one non-damp non-stinky werewolf, I will never insult them again.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
... Is that an angel?
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