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@chapterofoddities.bsky.social
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i dream of massacres i am a garden of black and red agonies

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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Bubu Dudu Cheek Pinch
ALT: Bubu Dudu Cheek Pinch
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
nonbinary in the way i can be any gender but also (UNSPEAKABLE HORROR)
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you think i'm gonna throw you off the roof,
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
well if you insist... (pulls out a big cartoon mallet.)
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think she's mad because the ladies of the lake like me better.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
girl, what is your damage?
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
no i got this from the manifestation of all evil
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
smoking the weed that makes you evil
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
okay
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(Watching the Merlins tear apart Dante.) incheresting
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blue skidoo into the hieronymous bosch triptych
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i literally don't care about your stupid crush.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
why would i do that?
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
sorry, closed for... renovations.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hell's closed.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
all tourists bother me, and you're one of the most infamous.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hell tourists bother me.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
STOP
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
put me in the skeleton war on the side of the skeletons
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
/ app is being fussy and won't let me scroll to my other accounts so pretend I replied on douman to this
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just touch the void heart, who cares.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i'm going to call him a gay slur
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yes.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
because i can, emo boy.
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Francesca @thesunbeneath.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[Vergil-shaped stomach] Yeah he's in the vault.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
not my area, you're gonna have to go to reception to get this handled. lotta paperwork.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
no we threw him in the vault
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(Crunching on a apple) hey man are you visiting again?
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i hope pale rider shows up soon, he's fun!
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:o) @maoufiction.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shoutout to my "homie", The Pale R- [Shadow whispers into his ear.] What do you mean we invented death.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
god forbid a white boy gets a little bit of motion
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
well, isn't that interesting...
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(I hope she can get the blood out of those hello kitty lunch boxes.)
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed, as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I got this shit figured out
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ivy ♡ @loveborne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh, that reminds me. I do hope my cuties like their new lunch boxes! I thought they suited them ♡
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(Sipping a mojito)
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
(Snot bubble pops.) oh! everyone's back!
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Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ @azure-tenacity.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
|| Prelati in Skadi swimsuit.. hmm.. x.com/i/status/208...
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福袋二枚引きしたけど本命きてないって マジ!?
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
sorry~ my services are already taken!
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Y'all are crabs in a bucket, and I got Old Bay seasoning, maybe even some Zatarain's, fuck it
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I really want to, and I really should, but God doesn't give with two hands
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Me and twin.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
(Spamming the application form with the Bee Movie script.)
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(Groaning.) .... what if we summoned our own servants.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
did you find any force summons back in the command room?
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
oh... i mean we could just go to hell if we want to see dubai again.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
we've GOT to get to the moon...
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the bone
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