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— ❝ As a 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄、I affirm I will take 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 from 𝘆𝗼𝘂. — #mvrp / #faterp ㅤ ❪ 🏳️‍⚧️ ❫

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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Nothing particularly interesting. A group of vagabonds have taken to harassing me. Or rather, just one specific vagabond. Consider that my warning! If I die suddenly. You~ Know~ Whyyy~!
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Don't let Misa name any children.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
( Trying not to laugh. ) I dunno. Just rock it. Don't worry about anything.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
It's alright, buddy. My name is Jester.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Miss Misa~♪ヽ(´▽`)/ It's been so long, I was starting to think you'd died. I was going to start preparing to raise your corpse.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Feels a little dramatic.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
Better than beta, amirite?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/09/2026
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ𝐘𝐎𝐔. ㅤ
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
I didn't know I was human.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
I'm not defending another Dead Apostle. I'm just allergic to stupidity. I was personally offended by the lack of intelligence in that boy.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
Don't mind me.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 30/08/2026
It would take me less than a second to remove all the bones from your body. Did you know that?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 28/06/2026
// Posted this on another account but Jester is on S-H because I'm catching up on his source material. It's been years since I last touched it so I'm starting from the beginning. 9 novels to go through... Yippee. If you tag me in something I'll still respond. This account is actually DEAD dead.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 28/06/2026
// 🍿
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S̷̓͛ T̷̓͊͘ R̷̓̐̾ Á̷̀́ Y̷͆̓̒ @nightmarishfeline.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
< ɪ ' ᴍ ʀ ɪ ɢ ʜ ᴛ ʙ ʏ ʏ ᴏ ᴜ ʀ ꜱ ɪ ᴅ ᴇ . . . > ꜱ ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ʏ
🎨: https://x.com/sharfabean/status/1993056050506088783
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
I appreciate your generosity.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
You need to be IN LOVE with someone to buy them WINE?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
I wish the people who loved me greeted me with a big hurrah and delicious wine instead of annoying me.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
Stop blaming me for everything. Especially when I'm still reconstituting my body.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 19/06/2026
I don't want people to think I have a complex ideology. I'm fucking around.
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francois @chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
/ good enough
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 17/06/2026
( Jolting upright. ) Somebody somewhere started talking about ORT.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 14/06/2026
Damn priest's back...
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 13/06/2026
"An unexpected rise in the number of bloodsuckers. This is the kind of thing people are wary of, no?"
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𓆩Dracula𓆪 @mathias-cronqvist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
King of the Night #Mvrp #Castlevaniarp #Horrorrp
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
It's like a paradox, existing only because you created yourself. How does the universe reconcile something like that? Without shattering? Without coming across an 'error message' or something it can't process? ... I'm sure you're aware of this already, but your Great Uncle was something ↷
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🩷 @fivefoldquotes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Melt my love sick heart, I’ve become obsessed with you!
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
Hoh... ( He quietly digests this information, then considers the subsequent offer. A finger taps his chin as he thinks. ) Can you expand on the time travel portion of the equation?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
That is, admittedly, the furthest possible concept from what I was imagining. But that's a good thing! What a strange and wonderful thing! It's just too bad you don't know any more. I would've loved to study something like that.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
Like slime. Are you hesitating out of shame, or because you lack the ability to teach?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
What's ectobiology?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
"We really must reestablish the 'difficult to kill' portion of my repertoire. Darling, if you couldn't kill me, then neither shall the sun."
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
// I was not getting notifications on here so I felt no urgency to log on. I'm sorry you can kill me now.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 11/06/2026
Wiping his hands on a silken cloth. No telling what he was doing or why, but it's hardly ever pleasant. The apostle discards the fabric, left to be trampled upon and cast off into the wind. He raises his hands into the ear, and beams. ㅤ"Good morning, beautiful world. Jester's back!"
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
Ah. ... Was he named before or after becoming a werewolf?
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
Not at all. I have no reason not to believe you.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
Do you have any idea how disgusting it is to hear that? "They only have these problems because they lack basic hygiene." If you can find me one non-damp non-stinky werewolf, I will never insult them again.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
... Is that an angel?
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𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 @selfrighteous.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The only way to kill me was to welcome his own death, and he did it the moment the chance arose.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
I hate when they put their wet stinky heads on your shin like FUCK I am going to kick you into outer space.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
No, my problem is that werewolves typically smell bad, put their big heads everywhere, and are always mysteriously damp. If they were none of these things, they would be great.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 01/06/2026
Wrong.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 27/05/2026
Him? Of course. It should be easy for you. Unfortunately, I played with him a little too long, and he inevitably found ways to keep me at bay.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 24/05/2026
It's not. That's why you have to do it. Honestly, I shouldn't be giving you this advice. I can't remember the last time I cried.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 24/05/2026
Then cry. No point bottling it up.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 24/05/2026
Eeeuugghh...
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 24/05/2026
( The bright red shadow has already grabbed him and is slamming him into the ground over and over. )
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 24/05/2026
@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social Come here.
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🃏 @jesterkarture.devours.men · 24/05/2026
// This is official art. 🤔
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