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freakier court jester

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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 1h
shakily pressing my hands down onto my desk i cannot talk about this opportunity i may pounce on lest i jinx it but oh my god i am begging it not to disappoint me
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 19h
screenshot from the original ultraman series showing muramatsu and arashi pointing a rocket at a 45-degree angle the caption says "aim for its butthole"
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 3h
struggling to get my tasks done bc my brain decided we're already on vacation mode ahead of schedule
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adamantine @adamantine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
honestly i do love an age gap where the older character feels like they're being hunted for sport
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 4h
what the fuck is up with this food delivery service and consistently giving me drivers who take my fucking order and just Sit There without picking it up oh my god
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ohhh the urge to go home is so very strong but i must be stronger
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Jubo Malseeco @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no rphub no carrd you will discern the lore of my OCs from wolqotds and vague hints from rare lore posts hidden in my absolute deluge of OC porn.
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
teaching myself how to walk with my travel cane and.
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
had to crumple at my desk to keep from laughing because im cooking pose ideas up in my noggin trying to imagine what leto would look like with his ears pulled back but all i can envision is what happens when you pull back a cat's face trying to keep it away from food
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Feo Ul Stan Account @feo-ul.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
answering a wolqotd makes me feel like this sometimes
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i have a very delicate relationship with the deeper parts of my ethnic identity given i've only ever experienced its culture in bits and pieces and vicariously via limited research. because of this, i feel like i need permission to fully claim it and express it as my own.
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i fear leto looks almost exactly like his dad... he does have his mama's cheekbones, complexion, ears, etc. because you can't exactly transpose everything from a hrothgar to a viis
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i have this silly morbid tune stuck in my head that i heard online and it's from these girls that keep singing it to their cat in the high-toned children's nursery rhyme voice
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh my god i forgot i was supposed to design some of leto's 200+ kids this weekend
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Static @statty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dancing Green #ffxiv #npc
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
touching my temples it's a large, flat drum with individual metal rings around the inside edge of it that makes a beautiful rumbling noise to accompany each hit. it is called a daf. leto's has ronkan motifs all along the outer rim and it's his favorite drum to perform with because he can dance w it
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Soup!🕯️ @fraughtbroth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey, if any of you happen to be at a venue and see a character by the name of Fehre'a, I would caution you against interacting or keep your interactions brief and casual. I had an issue with this person years ago for becoming fixated on me and attempting to sabotage my relationships.
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just remembered the name of my favorite persian drum and now i have to be held by the back of my shirt to keep myself from developing another lore pocket for leto when im supposed to be doing housework today
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
im so strong and hot i just wrung out a tufted cigarette rug by hand all by myself. excusme- (walking around a corner and immediately crumpling to clutch my arm)
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i found an $80 eddie bauer jacket for $20 at my local consignment please tell me my dick is huge
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they put me back on the rural chinese how-it's-made videos side of my algorithm and now i have to reevaluate leto's threadspinning practices
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pussy fine i guess
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Zombussy⚔️ @gelmorra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
is aught amiss?
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
there is nothing more sacred than the bond formed between colleagues when someone is actively on some bullshit that affects them
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Cornet/Platy -> Gateway Fate | perfect legend btw @platypaints.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wol: my throat hurts Sukdix: Uplander attempt throatsuck many manmeats, yes?
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
eczema IN! MY! BUTT!
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Deoxy_Diamond ⭐ @deoxy-diamond.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yami Yugi #Fanart #yugioh
retrato de um personagem negro com cabelos espetados em spikes com pontas roxas e detalhes em amarelo alem de dreads amarelos na parte da frente, ele tem um colar grande com uma pirâmide  de ouro invertida com um olho talhado
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy birthday lesbians
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gripping my chair. leofard
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why am i having to make my case for my boss to tell c-suite that the thing they're bending over backwards to make us accommodate is gonna get their asses in trouble with the board AND the accountant
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
brother i feel like those gifs of the cats that just sit there and explode every time i get emailed a question that could be resolved if the person read the description of the thing they bought from us
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i just devoured an entire 4-protein poke bowl that i ordered out of desperation because i felt myself getting the hypoglycemia tremblies
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Kay Coghill, PhD. @drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team · 07/10/2026
Required reading!
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gay little mustache is progressing so nicely in a way that isn't a sensory nightmare. i have to shave it in november so i hope i can enjoy it while it's here
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fuzzy fatalist (7.55 the warg pelt of casting doesn't exist) @wandersong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
descent. [with all the love in the world to herb ritts] #FuzzGpose #FuzzOCs #studiomuse
a highly desaturated image of jean-sylvain, local vampire, based on a high contrast version of a photograph from the 1995/96 valentino campaign, photographed by herb ritts. 

jean wears all black in a tight sleeveless shirt and soft, billowing trousers, a high-collared coat draped over his shoulders. bright light washes out the staircase behind jean's silhouette, dimming to shade as it travels down the stairs. his body from the chest up is obscured in shadow save for his eyes, which are a bright saturated red. he's softly lit from the chest down. his bare arm hangs at his side, covered in dark splotches that stain his hand completely.
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
everybody get on w101
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
having a hard time picking which retainer personality leto would have but i know that he would be a bad one in the sense of starting ventures on his own when none are assigned, bringing back random goods, and responding to the bell frequently out of sorts.. but he brings good food at least
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love calling my boss to complain and then she responds like "no yeah what the fuck is that person on about??" but the person in question is a middle aged woman who gets passive aggressive when she asks you how to do her job and tries to argue with you about what you told her she needs to do
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𝐕𝐀𝐋. @valliuhm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bp went up because my coworker explained to me that three of our business partners are doing their own ai companies and named them off one by one so in my head i heard vine booms after each
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my roommates and i have so much passive tension between each other over something i apologized for even though i'm Also owed an apology and it's been driving me nuts dude
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just got to work. want to go home and play dressmaker.
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i cant make a tailor oc rn because leto IS my tailor oc. but also he's so many other things... apothecary, herbalist, tea shop owner, merchant, artisan... he contains multitudes that are hard to separate into another oc
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PRUDENCE YOU ABSOLUTE FIEND???
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sigh. do i get dressmaker
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freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sorry to the oomfs who r just now finding out i fr almost died of sepsis over my wisdom teeth last month
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