freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 12/10/2026teaching myself how to walk with my travel cane and. 140
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 11/10/2026and just bc i know you eat that shit up: the matching costume jewelry i got to go with it 120
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 07/10/2026why am i having to make my case for my boss to tell c-suite that the thing they're bending over backwards to make us accommodate is gonna get their asses in trouble with the board AND the accountant 130
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 23/09/2026told my mail carrier bestie about my teeth and had to explain what sepsis was to him. everything i tell this guy about my personal life has him like this 020
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 09/09/2026have to do a notary visit tomorrow but also scheduling a mergncy dental appt and also paying off unexpected med bills and im not gonna have time to finish my ren faire costume because i also need an oil change and my roommate thinks im STUPID and i may not have enough pto for wisdom teeth removal rn 100
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i forgot that a lot of people don't know that i had to give up steve earlier this year so when someone i haven't talked to in a while asks about him i kinda have to just 380
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 02/09/2026me rn because if i stay at this fuck ass job im guaranteed a raise every year and okay benefits 010
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 01/09/2026see. it got to this during one session and that freaked me out bc my longer highlights are already becoming dark and brassy... which is the usual color i had to stop at before waiting a month for session 2.. i just got some periwinkle dye ordered so hopefully adding a smidge to my products will fix 010
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 30/08/2026aion 2 release date pushed to october... 020
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 30/08/2026guy at the bar i regular at that i want so bad doesn't want me back 120
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i am not permitted to warsh my hair for two days so just know i'm going nuts doing baths bc i don't own a showercap 180
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 22/08/2026do u think people will trade me good trinkets for these... googly eye rocks are special handouts but i do have so many tiny bells i can also trade for the simpler stuff... 130
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 20/08/2026go my lego (they likely wouldn't i just want to see how long they can play triple triad together until they notice Both of them are cheating) 120
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 16/08/2026she was a massage therapist i literally could have asked her to get my pinch points before i left 160
freakier court jester @jesterfools.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i bought my dream jeans let's see how long it takes me to rip em 1100
