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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 2h

[Transphobia] How many millions of words have been spilled over manufactured outrage about a small minority of trans people that just want to be left alone ...

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 4h

[Uspol] I especially hate Vivek Ramaswamy for making me feel sympathy for a TERF.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 5h

As with every major vuln, expect another 2-4 emergency patches over the next few weeks as every hacker starts pounding on PHP for some great "Me Too" cred.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 5h

For my fellow dog owners: A cheap way to get more playtime out of their toys is to get a cheap felt blanket and cut it down to maybe like 3' x 4' (or whatever size makes sense for their toys). Show them the toy, squeak it a couple times, then wrap the toy in the blanket, and let them go digging […]

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 5h

Conspiracy theory: EA shut down Bioware because the Saudis didn't like the fact that their RPGs had gay romances.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 5h

Maybe we just turn off the internet until PHP is patched, and don't bother to turn it back on again.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 6h

My partner: Don't worry, I hid your birthday present Sees new Amazon box in the middle of her office floor "Oh, what'd you get from Amazon?" My partner: ... Nothing ...

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 7h

@GhostOnTheHalfShell I mean my front door lock is a standard Kwikset that would likely take a person good at picking 30 seconds to pop, but at least people would have to come to my front door first.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 7h

I'm regularly very happy I haven't bothered hosting sites on the public internet on days like today.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

[Uspol] I already know the next time a Dem is in power when there's high gas prices, you'll be tossing me right back under the bus for fash of the day. You've already shown me who you are. There's no coming back from that to regain my trust without A WHOLE lot of apology and visible personal […]

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

[Uspol] Just because we might see some Trump --> Dem voters this year, I still will never fuckin trust anyone who has ever been a MAGA.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@corbden Wait, was I supposed to be provided one of those when I started transitioning? Because there's a whole bunch of shit I've just had to stumble around and kinda sorta hack my way around for myself. It sure would have been good to have a user's manual.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Sigh, junior developer, can you please stop pinging me for another AI slop PR review every 20 minutes?

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

The dulcet tones of my dog headbutting my office door while I'm trying to work ...

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Cryptographers and certificate people freaking out about PKI Me, a senior security engineer: _nods sagely, pretending to understand a word they're saying_ yup, that sure sounds bad ... So ... Umm

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

The desire to acquire more coffee mugs, but the mug shelf is already full, and you can't bring yourself to let any of the existing ones go.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

The eternal confusion when you follow too many transfems whether FFS is being used to say "For Fucks Sake" or "Facial Feminization Surgery".

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Obviously, redrawing lines on an org chart and changing names of orgs and teams is a key factor in unlocking hidden productivity, and delivering shareholder value.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@jerry @GhostOnTheHalfShell Cool! Maybe the cybernetics can fix my back pain and slowly worsening vision!

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Pumping myself with hormones, taking antibiotics and using antibiotic soap, using bug spray - I guess I can't label myself as organic food to the cannibals anymore.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @jerry Also I'm stuffed with hormones, and periodically antibiotics.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @jerry I've got so many microplastics in me I may no longer be considered organic.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@jerry My account hasn't been taken over, all these bad takes are home grown nonsense out of my own brain meat!

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@jerry My account hasn't been taken over, all these bad takes are home grown nonsense out of my own brain meat!

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Scary "Grampus" Jerry 👻 @jerry.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

These account takeovers are making my hair fall out. Or rather, it would fall out if I had any left.

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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

I just watched the first episode of Colombo with my husband and one of Colombo's gotchas, one of his "no sane innocent man would ever do this"s, is "Why, when you were at your vacation home four hours out of the city and got a call that there was an emergency at home, why did you drive back and […]

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

I wish Mastodon had a convenient way to mute a conversation thread that you've not participated in. Like it's perfectly fine that people I follow are having long conversations in another language, but I can't read it and it doesn't look interesting or relevant, so it'd be nice to just mute the […]

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

There's something satisfying about seeing a job posting that a recruiter reached out to you about 3 months ago and turned down continuing to be reposted on LinkedIn. By now I'm convinced they're just a ghost job after all, because there's more than enough desperate people who will apply to anything.

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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

the most Public Transport Odins of All Time #publictransport #trains #tram

Odin the Newfie looking out the windows of the metro train doors

Odin definitely using up as much space as his dog ticket for the train could possibly entitle him to, in an otherwise empty cabin.

Odin the Newfie sitting on a train platform looking down-track

Odin the Newfie making the tram look kinder-sized

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@GhostOnTheHalfShell When several of the opposition parties are actually even more hard line than Netanyahu...

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Taking a break from coding to check slack Taking a break from checking slack to read a news article Taking a break from reading a news article to check Mastodon Taking a break from checking Mastodon to refill coffee Taking a break from refilling coffee to post about the situation on Mastodon

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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Chinese man gets married at venue; at the same time, hosts a 100-day baby celebration with his ex-girlfriend upstairs (a bigger event than a baby shower) Guests from both parties argued with each other in the common areas […]

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@Lazarou According to Claude: Most likely no, since the answer depends on how you build the biology, but here's the most plausible version. A centaur would have one digestive system, one bloodstream, and one metabolism, so "feeding two bodies" isn't really the problem. The real issue is that […]

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Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

I want to see somebody create an open source tv firmware like OpenWRT is for routers. This is becoming such a massive niche that needs filling.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

The ultra wealthy could literally use custom high end designer dresses as toilet paper, and it'd still cost them less than the cheapest sandpaper 1 ply does to you.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Like I think everyone knows well that the rich are unfairly rich. But nobody can even wrap their heads around just HOW rich that much money is. Like even them living in RIDICULOUS wealth and luxury is fuckin pocket change.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Here's this whole garage of supercars. Yeah, for them, that's like ... $10

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

Bring back "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" Except every time they show off some other enormously expensive thing, show what it costs, and then show what it would cost for a person of say, 80% net worth. I.e. 50 room mansion on a private beach in the Caribbean: $200M Percentage of their […]

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@futurebird Maybe for 2028, I'll move to some country that doesn't speak English, and swear off English language internet for the year to do some proper immersion learning. At least then the only shit I'd have to hear is whatever makes international foreign language news...

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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

I don't think I can survive another American election. I think it may well kill me dead.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

@futurebird Maybe for 2028, I'll move to some country that doesn't speak English, and swear off English language internet for the year to do some proper immersion language learning. At least then the only shit I'd have to hear is whatever makes international foreign language news...

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

I want to donate to dark money PACs - not because I want to exceed campaign finance limits, but because I don't want campaigns to have my email and phone number to spam the shit out of me for more money, and then sell my email and phone number to the state party, who then sells it to the […]

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

The last couple times in a row, I've lost the battle. I might have to passively aggressively poke her to do it next time.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

There should be a term for that "oh crap the cleaning people are coming, we need to put stuff away and hide it so they don't move it somewhere we can't find it ever again!"

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

My partner and I each do our laundry separately. But that also always means there's a quiet battle of "who gets annoyed at the dirty pile of sheets and towels and washes those first".

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

Hell, I could probably manage with a 1u. I'd just need some higher density disks if I wanted to also use it as a backup server.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

I wish colo fees weren't so damn expensive. It'd be nice to have an old 2U server that I could leave online all the time that had a reliable IP address.

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

@joltrast There's LOTS of "torture porn" out there, unfortunately.

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