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Jess👾

@JessTheUnstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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Queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Cybersecurity Nerd Neurodiverse I am a woman, but I'm CERTAINLY not a lady. I don't actually have zero followers, they're just […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@JessTheUnstill, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
Still thinking about this tweet.
Post from visenyaism

Honestly fuck Al for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I'm some kind of protestant
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2025
Coffee mug that reads:
I accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2025
sets timer for 10 minutes on phone 30 minutes go by no timer went off checks phone the timer:
A screenshot of a calculator app from an android phone. The number at the top which has been typed in is "10"
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2025
@puppygirlhornypost2
Screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force of Meetwad saying:

"God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem."
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2025
Oh no! Apparently Elon's love for me isn't exclusive! And here I thought we had something special together my sweet Lon Lon! How dare you steal him from me markholtom!!!
The CEO Of TESLA AND SPACE X
spaceastronomy@mas.to

@MarkHoltom Hello big fan I'm impressed with your profile. | also admire your good sense of humor here. | don't normally write in the comment section, but | think you deserve this compliment..... I'd like to be your friend if you don't mind give me a follow right away
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2025
BRB, going to make the most absolutely erotic game possible about feet solely so people with foot fetishes can masturbate to it and see if it gets delisted. itch.io/t/5149036/reindexing-adult-…
Stripe Update 
For those who aren't aware, Stripe is one of the payment processors we've used since our early days. They have provided the "Pay with card" option on our checkout page for over 10 years. We spoke with Stripe yesterday about their content policies. They confirmed that they will not be able to support adult content that fits the following definition: "content designed for sexual gratification" Stripe asked us to pass along the following message to our users:

Stripe is currently unable to support sexually explicit content due to restrictions placed on them by their banking partners, despite card networks generally supporting adult content (with the appropriate registrations). Stripe has indicated that they hope to be able to support adult content in the future

We are in the process of talking with other payment partners to accept card payments that Stripe is unable to process. We disabled Stripe payments last week on pages identified as having "adult NSFW content." Now that we have a more specific definition from Stripe, we may review that initial list for potential re-introduction. However, our long-term plan is to implement one or more new processors to avoid putting the platform at risk.
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2025
[re: Meme dump thread] Tweet from @PleaseBeGneiss Brain: did we get anything done this weekend? Me: no Brain: okay then at least we relaxed Me: somehow also no
Tweet from @PleaseBeGneiss

Brain: did we get anything done this weekend?
Me: no
Brain: okay then at least we relaxed
Me: somehow also no
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2025
[re: Meme dump thread] 🖼
Tweet from @internetanja

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025
Meme of Simpsons Willy the groundskeeper yelling at principal skinner
Conservatives and leftists are natural enemies
Like liberals and leftists
Or leftists and other leftists
Damn leftists! You ruined leftism!
You leftists sure are a contentious people 
You just made an enemy for life!
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2025
Meme of Bane from Dark Knight
Your Internet is slow?
You merely adopted slow internet. I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see broadband until I was already a man.
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2025
Meme of Elrond from Lord of the Rings saying

"I was there Gandalf ...I was there 3 thousand years ago"
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2025
Also seen at the airport: It's the threesome box I also kept thinking it was one of those any gender restrooms signs ... But alas.
A sign for an elevator
It shows an up and down arrow above a box. Inside the box shows 3 stick figures, a man, a woman, and a man.
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2025
Every goddamn time.
Clip from Simpsons
Republican Convention with banners "We want what's worst for everyone" and "we're just plain evil"
Democratic convention with banners "We hate life and ourselves" and "we can't govern"
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