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@jessness.bsky.social
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 11h
The image of Dan holding up his two phones is forever burned into my mind
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 14h
Hey Tom, what the fuck is your problem?
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 15h
Nigella is my therapist this season GBBO. This last episode she said no food is naughty and its ok to be emotional.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 17h
Im not going to lie...TMZ has video and I watched a portion and she fully thought she was alone at home. No one has ever taken advantage of an empty row as much as she has.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 20h
The fact that this happened on 9/11.....
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 20h
Oh I need this
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 21h
Going out like the little bitch he is
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 21h
Every person in this frame looks like theyre on the verge of death. Their skin color is grey.
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 22h
Hey Portland, here’s a “don’t rank” guide from “a group of Portlanders who spend our free time organizing in the community. For years we have worked on grassroots, pro-people campaigns: things like universal preschool, tenant protections, labor union campaigns, funding our schools, and more.”
sites.google.com
DoNotRankthePMCpdx2026
Make sure our City Council represents the people of Portland — NOT police, developers, or other corporate villains.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dont shave pits but wax their mustaches is so specific and I know exactly who that person is
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fast tracking of grad degrees that havent cut their teeth in proper CRM field work is a problem. We get so many people that struggle with artifact identification, haven't monitored, dont have large scale survey experience. People need to humble themselves and grind it out in the field for a bit.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After the CH closure Im seeing a lot more people on LinkedIn and Im looking at their roles. We need a better standard in CRM for how people move up in roles. Why am I seeing someone with barely a 1yr in the field saying they're looking for PI roles? They cant even get permitted by the BLM as a PI
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is Jared Keeso ok and how can I watch this in the US immediately? youtu.be/3JWEGVpNIiQ?...
youtu.be
I Kill The Bear | Official Series Trailer
YouTube video by Letterkenny Problems
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
England's only way of beating the US is break our best players.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The amount of times I look up their businesses and Im like yeah man, I get why no one shops there. Your business is dumb af.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If they want me to spend more money then they should fight for me to have lower rent.
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Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it’s unconscionable that we are willing to move heaven and earth to find money for stadiums, but seemingly incapable of doing the same to prevent the closure of schools. My constituents are outraged. They are right to be. There’s still time to fix this, but we’re going to need to lock in.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looking up the connection between Pretty Girls Make Graves and Murder City Devils because I had zero clue they shared personnel. Anyways, saw this about post-PGMG projects and that last sentence is brutal
Post-breakup projects

Clark formed Jaguar Love with former Blood Brothers members Johnny Whitney and Cody Votolato. They signed with Matador Records,[7] the former label home of Pretty Girls Make Graves. On February 18, 2009, it was announced Jay was no longer playing in the line up of Jaguar Love, being replaced with a drum machine on that tour.
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yo @tinakotek.bsky.social what are you gonna do to stop these school closures? You want people to vote for you? Get the district to cancel their school closure plans and show working class people you’ll fight for them.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mauricio Pochettino
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its happening this week.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting shown up by Seattle is embarassing. We need a Cascadia rivalry for who can do the most helpful legislation
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly.....would
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
USMNT going to physically fight there way through each of these friendlies. Someone should do a super cut
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hulu really hedging their bets with raising these prices again
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Jeremiah Hayden @jeremiahhayden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A new complaint filed Monday alleges a web of new committees funded by the Metro Chamber's United for Portland PAC violated local and state elections laws by obscuring the true funding source of political billboards and filing false campaign-finance statements.
portlandmercury.com
“DitchMitch” Billboard Campaign Violates Local and State Elections Laws, Complaint Says - Portland Mercury
A new complaint filed with the city, county, and state elections offices alleges multiple political action committees violated independent expenditure rules when they failed to properly report informa...
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a dueling food truck episode of Happy Endings. Dave against the Brazilians. Everyone who goes to the imposter is a scab.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Probably scared to see a long deer on a leash next to you
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This feels like an episode of Its Always Sunny and I am sat and ready to learn more. Solidarity with Arbaz
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats are autumn themed
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good light ((Zooms in on cat))
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude is more famous for being a boyfriend to successful women than he is for anything else.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's so much discussion about artists being political or whatever and then Hayley posts like this once a week
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once a year some voting group wearing RATM shirts learns where one or more of the members stand politically and crashes the fuck out. And its always the funniest week.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is Tom's deal? I saw him comment on a few places and he seems to love to straddle the line and not actually take a stand one way or another. Seems like a big bag of hot air and nothing else.
Will you stand up to the DSA?

Tomforpdx: I am on public record testifying and standing up to the entire City Council and believe I am the only candidate for my district who done anything of the sort 

From my own perspective it does bot matter to me what someones ideological or political affiliation is if priorities feel out of alignment from what Im hearing from people here Ill say something
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just saw someone post a review that The Master and Margarita sucked because there wasnt enough witch. Like yeah man, your novel satirizing the Soviet government would be so much better with witches doing fun magic.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This quote not brought to you by the Friends of Christine PAC
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Portland is on fire and a socialist cesspool draging the city straight to hell but the arts scene slaps- Christine Drazan
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also under blanket
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone is in our front yard thinking its cute that their dogs are rolling around in the grass. What they dont know is that the dogs are rolling in copious amounts of rabbit poop.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was a very long, bonkers race. Bring this track back!
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remembering the drunk girl at the bar in LA that works at an eye doctor and adjusted the fit of my glasses. Girls rule
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the most insane depiction of tire strategy gone wrong
Lap 3 showing everyone in inter tires jumping to the front
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Toto out here talking to everyone. Fred. Bottas. Jos???!!!
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching the race and dying at everyone's cars crapping out in the formation lap because everyone's software is fucked
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you fucking kidding. Blow the whistle. Im done
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you Shae doing not a dumb goal
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit that is the dumbest goal. Blow the whistle already. End the suffering
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Be sick of Ion didnt do full screen recaps of previous plays for sponsor content during active play
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