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jessi denver

@jessidenver.bsky.social
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
bluesky does not have the option to go private so i won’t be posting here for at least a little while
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
short run and back day. remember kids, every exercise is a back exercise if done wrong enough. youtu.be/cMUP-Z8dG9A?...
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Me, flirting with you
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a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing next to a car that says nerrrrrrrdd !!!
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
bleach blond bad built butch body
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
they need to start putting cover slides or trigger warnings on these instagram ads for at home ozempic alternatives, cuz the needles make me sick, and the ads pop up every single time i open the app
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
my first bluesky exclusive post
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
i’m a kind person, but i’m not a nice person. idk y this continues to shock people. u thought cuz i’m friendly i wouldn’t verbally eviscerate u when u come at me sideways?
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
sometimes i can’t double post threads here because of the character limit or because different features are not available. i think to compensate, every time that happens i’ll make a bluesky original post or something slightly different m, like a different photo.
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
i’m so monogamous i can’t even crush on more than one person
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
part of being a zen master is fighting the urge to respond with a really good zinger and just ignoring the text
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a close up of a statue of yoda from star wars holding a sword .
ALT: a close up of a statue of yoda from star wars holding a sword .
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
i did this 30 min dumbbell workout, and it kicked my ass youtu.be/oPVebDQ1Yjo?...
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
it’s a real problem u can’t search for a username in followers/following on bluesky
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
holy shit i almost took my dog outside with my mud face mask on
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
people saying “volumptuous” kills me
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
people r being so nice to me today wtf
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
bluesky is becoming threads inner circle
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
strongly recommend against giving into employee coercion for donations to United Way. Salvation Army, St. Jude’s are ones i trust, and many local organizations and natural disaster relief groups have more direct impact to their communities with less processing fees and CEO schmoozing than UW.
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
just did this at home mini workout today youtu.be/T2gY_w2bHTs?...
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15 MIN KILLER STRONG CORE + ABS Workout - With Weights, Low Impact Home Workout
YouTube video by growingannanas
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
it’s a privilege to get old. not everyone gets the opportunity.
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
dissociating, please hold
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
when i lived in england while my dad was stationed there we americans had fourth of july w fireworks. it seemed hella disrespectful lmao like heyyy just celebrating our independence day from u guys, don’t mind us!
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
being genuine is cringe. being sarcastic is cringe. trying to b funny is cringe. being too serious is cringe. enjoying popular things is cringe. gatekeeping unpopular things is cringe. being oblivious of trends is cringe. being chronically online of cringe. never having existed is the only way
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
i think men are amazing
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
i think women are amazing
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
heartsick
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 10/10/2024
Cracker? I hardly knew 'er! Your welcome please clap thank you
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
test, test… cracker
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
the double posting begins…
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
one thing about me, i’ll def be wearing my sexiest underwear on laundry day cuz it’s all that’s clean
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
i did some press on nails. what do u think?
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
i’m feeling v lovey today. ily all! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
girl math: my weight is now in the 150s, but los melones pesan alrededor de 10 libras así k i’m actually in the 140s #gym
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
I’m about to rage-eat some saltines IYKYK
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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Monday
Rachel from Animorphs morphing into a cheetah. Caption “I am done with self care, it is time for others harm”
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jessi denver @jessidenver.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
hey if u know me from threads please connect! (think i’m about to get zucked)
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