Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Disability is wild, just knowing people will genuinely feel relieved when you’re gone. No depressive thoughts, no ideation - people very much want you to not exist. They are very vocal about it, It’s daily conversation. Forget soldiering on in the face of adversity, you aren’t supposed to… 000
Reposted by Jessica AldrichThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Record Executives Release Katseye For Daily Half Hour Of Yard Time theonion.com/record-executives-rele… 750035
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Okay YouTube is up to some nonsense - I just opened my back up account after being BOMBARDED with notifications and the landing page is complete chaos, whose algorithm is this? It’s certainly nothing I engage with… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Disability is so fun because when you suffer abuse at the hands of a known rage case everyone agrees you deserved it. I mean, it is a moral failing to get sick so you ought to be harassed and terrified for letting society down! 000
Reposted by Jessica AldrichBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026US OPEN STAFFER: sir… sir! the championship trophy! it’s… it’s gone! [opening notes of Sinnerman begin playing over stadium speakers] 313610
Reposted by Jessica AldrichKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I can't wait for the British press to explain how this is all the fault of trans immigrants 511050158
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My parents have absolutely no idea who I am. Really shit that I’m disabled and have to depend on them. 001
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I have noticed older GenXers are more hostile towards SPACEBALLS than Xennials. As a kid surrounded by guys deeply invested in Trek vs Star Wars fan wars I just thought it was a fun jab at space movies broadly. Now if we want to talk ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS, absolutely less inspired… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Pick Me” should have never escaped Black Twitter. The way the (white) girlies just hurl that phrase around at anyone they don’t like, it’s such creepy groupthink shit. Tow the line, don’t be different, and certainly don’t ever express dissent with the clique. 010
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Still can’t believe I saw someone say “TV Tropes is your friend.” No puppy, they are no one’s friend, they have added to the decline in media analysis in a way few want to acknowledge. Of course this was a group of Tumblr queers so it would have been a waste of breath. 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026THIS IS SO DAMN HOT youtu.be/OMlJR75d8Sg?... This has been a real breakout year for #BigOcean - they are so much more than just “the deaf K-pop group” but also never let you forget they’re repping the hard of hearing community #BigOcean #LoveSign #Kpopyoutu.be[MV] Big Ocean 빅오션 'Love Sign' Official MVYouTube video by BIG OCEAN 011
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Solid piece from @akilahhughes.com, really nailed the key aspects of the current discourse on bodies and fatness. youtu.be/n2f-QgVIbqY?...youtu.beAriana Grande, Ozempic, and the End of Body PositivityYouTube video by How Is This Better? 051
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I was already well past done with 2020.6 and now today… Clue, Legend, Rocky Horror - few actors had a chokehold on my formative years the way Tim Curry did. 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don’t think I’ve ever actually experienced internalized biphobia. But then I go on the r/bisexual subreddit and I’ve never been more disappointed to be Bi, how the hell did I get lumped in with these people… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Writing anything after midnight thinking I’m really on fire knowing tomorrow morning I’m going to read it back and be revolted by my word choice… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Christened a new pair of glasses by forgetting them on top of my head. Who said I had no more special moments left in store… 001
Reposted by Jessica AldrichAlan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My god, this is so sad. She jumped off the screen as a kid actor in stuff like Remember the Titans, and she was a huge part of the Heroes s1 phenomenon. Nobody cares about “save the cheerleader, save the world” if she didn’t make them care about the cheerleader. 341673244
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If you don’t like interacting with this account because I’m so bitter and hostile, whatever do you. But do want it on the record I frequently try to post fun stuff here sharing cool media and Bluesky continually botches or outright rejects the files. Great little clubhouse you’ve got here. 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026ME: Art should reflect life, sexuality is a part of life, you all need to stop being such pitiful babies whining and crying about sex scenes in movies and books and other media ALSO ME: Young man, put a shirt on! This is not how we raised you! #Junhee #ACE #Kpop youtu.be/reN2d8vhdkE?...youtu.beJUNHEE 'GET OUT (Feat. WOW)' Performance FilmYouTube video by Official JUNHEE 120
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Distinguished Elder LGBTQs, how do you keep from shaking the shit out of the queer youths… @aduralde.bsky.social please never stop writing books. 020
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Denizens of BlueSky rejoice, an era is drawing to a close (according to those who study this stuff): 120
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Once again @imanibarbarin.bsky.social aka Crutches and Spice, sums it up perfectly #LuigiMangione 100
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If I were a Good Person(TM) I would accept that people need to come to art in their own time and their own way. But instead I just saw a MM Romance subreddit asking for “your first read” and it’s 99.9% straight girls naming ‘Red, White & Blue’ and ‘Heated Rivalry’ and I want to flay my skin off… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026People who say time travel isn’t real have never properly learned to disassociate. It was 7:30am just five minutes ago but then I just had to start remembering things… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Between the hateful things being said about bi guys and the constant policing of How To Man Right there’s been so much bad discourse about masculinity that this latest drop from John aka @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social hit on a number of levels:youtu.beWell, That Was EmbarrassingYouTube video by Regular Eyepatch Wolf 010
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Just got hit with a “Of course all us REAL movie enthusiasts have seen Nolan’s The Odyssey…” in 2020.6 if you can believe it. Of all the things I miss about movies I sure as shit don’t miss movie geeks. Credit for keeping up the decades old tradition of being utterly repugnant I guess. 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The way leftists only see disability as a way to gotcha other lefties… It never surprises me but I still can’t help but be galled by it. 020
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So glad I didn’t “self-delete” in my teens or my 20s or my 30s - It was absolutely worth surviving to exist in this future! finance.yahoo.com/healthcare/a...finance.yahoo.comHarvard study links GLP-1 weight-loss drugs to a 27-point jump in women's employment — bigger than a college degree gapLosing weight may improve more than women’s health — it could also improve their job prospects. 110
Reposted by Jessica AldrichThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout Peter Thiel Lecture theonion.com/antichrist-rolls-eyes-… 202327358
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I love how it’s always *next week* when the heat and humidity are going to break Every time I refresh the forecast, the temp and the dew point are astronomical but oh just wait… 000
Reposted by Jessica AldrichGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 07/08/2026Like the time fires raged through Gatlinburg and she just gave the families impacted $1k/month for 5 months and $5k the 6th month. no means testing, no complicated hoops, just "your life is destroyed here's some cash" resulting in another UBI experiment gone right. www.bpr.org/news/2018-12...bpr.orgHow Dolly Parton Gave $12.5 Million And Unprecedented Research To Sevier CountyIt’s been two years since wildfires burned Western North Carolina and devastated the town of Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Country music superstar Dolly Parton… 121244319
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I don’t know why I enjoy irritating kinksters so much. Especially since it’s SO easy, there’s really no sport in it… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I feel like all I do these days is recharge things… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Look, autocorrect has fucked me on plenty of occasions BUT— It will never not bother me when someone responds “your welcome” 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Reposting for absolutely no reason, purely a whim… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It’s an odd horrible void just not giving a shit about movies anymore. Except Christopher Nolan films, perfectly happy to have given up on him. 100
Reposted by Jessica AldrichPaul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"Hey we saw you from across Signor Leonato's villa and we really dig your vibe" 1286
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I was worried I was too old to get this reference but then I realized my 3rd Gen/completed their military service age idols are *also* too old for this reference so… #ONF #Hyojin #Minkyun #Kpop youtube.com/shorts/4jr0O...youtube.com𝙎𝙞𝙭 𝙎𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 #온앤오프 #ONF #효진 #HYOJIN #민균 #MINKYUNYouTube video by ONF OFFICIAL 001
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Summer is agony, always has been. And the fact that it actually is getting worse every year… 000
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It’s so dope how this is just normal summer in the Lake Effect Belt now You mother fuckers couldn’t stop whining about the greatness of California weather and now we have this monkey’s paw shit… 110
Reposted by Jessica AldrichDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he says there’s no one left to root for in the World Cup 52469
Reposted by Jessica AldrichRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/07/2026fent? 961998131
Reposted by Jessica AldrichDaniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm old enough to remember when Trevor Noah played pool with Lindsey Graham and the entire premise was that Lindsey Graham was the only sensible and honest Republican in the 2016 race. It wasn't true even THEN, but the full story of Graham's total self-capitulation, when revealed, will be juicy. 7796
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 11/07/2026No longer measuring my indoor temperature settings by Fahrenheit or Celsius but instead by what shall now be referred to as the Dave White Happiness Index: 5 - Genuinely Happy 4 - Simply Contented 3 - Merely Pacified 2 - Steadily Grumbling 1 - Beware His Wrath 110
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 11/07/2026A delivery person just endangered my safety and since it spiked my heart rate my health monitor is congratulating me on my activity level. The Aristocrats! 000
Reposted by Jessica AldrichThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting theonion.com/man-binge-watches-enti… 412272276
Jessica Aldrich @jessicaaldrich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Yeah, nah. Why do so many of you still need to cape for these billionaires. I don’t care how desperate media outlets are for engagement, do some self-reflection instead of printing these awful takes. 000