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🥀Memento Meli🥀 @melibean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Burt Gummer would probably be all in on the Trans train. He’d be like “The government doesn’t get to tell me what a woman is” and eat T-Girl ass with a D Eagle on his hip. Then shoot a Graboid before returning to eating ass.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Eyes Wide Shut grossed $55 million domestic against a $65 million budget. The returns were so bad that Kubrick hasn’t been allowed to direct a movie since then.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Today I made a special visit to Charlie Kirk’s grave. I dug up his coffin, jerked off, and came in his mouth. It was awesome and Charlie’s corpse seemed to really like it.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

If I’ve learned anything from a life of crime, it’s that you can enter just about any restricted area as long as you have a clipboard and you act like you’re supposed to be there.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

A big part of Columbo is that in his investigations, he was always learning about new things like technology or groups. It’s a shame they never did an episode that involved him learning about roleplaying games. I think Columbo would have been delighted to discover Dungeons & Dragons.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Every killer on Columbo would have gotten away with it if they’d just learned this simple response: “Gee Lieutenant, I’m not sure how that happened. I guess it’s your job to figure that out.”

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

My little nephew is so cute. He’s been making sounds and words. Now he likes to grab one of his spherical toys and bring it to me saying “baal”. And I tell him, “No, Gaius. Ba’al is a semitic deity. That’s a toy.”

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Great. Not only is Judy Hopps a cop, she’s also a Zionist. Now I really regret having that sex dream about her.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

“You know how everyone in the room always shouts ‘BA BA BA!’ when Sweet Caroline plays? What if we made a whole movie about that?” -The development process for Song Sung Blue

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Fun fact: Even though the song is titled “Fairytale Of New York”, it was actually done in Toronto in order to save money.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

At a passing glance, the Predator: Badlands poster vaguely reminds me of something.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

How are there not 30 different true crime podcasts about the guy who wrote Traxx starring Shadoe Stevens?

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Love to see Doug Walker catching strays.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Based on a conversation I had earlier. I was the one throwing the chair.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

It used to be you needed special John Carpenter sunglasses to see that shit on billboards.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Has Emerald Fennel mentioned how she managed to cast young John Kerry in Withering Heights?

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

It’s time for America’s new favorite game show: Michael Stuhlbarg or Stephen Root?

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Sometimes you accidentally pause the TV on the exact right moment of Leighton Meester’s face.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

This is the funniest fucking thing ever. The vast majority of people publicly mourning Charlie Kirk do not give a shit about Kirk or his family. They’re just opportunists and grifters jumping at the chance to blame the left for something one of their own actually did.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

It’s really hard to take conservatives getting upset about the death of Charlie Kirk seriously when this is the exact same way they reacted to a regional restaurant chain changing their logo.

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Alexorcist II: The Heretic @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The only good part of this ludicrous canonization of Charlie Kirk as an MLK of the right is how much Charlie Kirk would have hated the comparison.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

When you decide to be a willing propagandist for a murderous, genocidal, fascist regime, you have to be prepared to accept that getting shot might end up being the cost of doing business.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

They should spend the whole publicity tour for this new Downton Abbey movie talking about it how it’s a tribute to Maggie Smith’s memory and legacy. Then people go see the movie and it turns out there’s a shitty looking, very unconvincing CGI Maggie Smith in every scene. That would be hilarious.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Jacob Tremblay is turning out to be one of those child actors who look very different as they grow older.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Today in “There Is Never A Reason To Treat Conservatives With Respect”, MAGA is pretending that a minimalist corporate logo redesign is somehow “woke” and an assault on American values.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I know saying this won’t make me any friends here, but I can’t keep this inside any longer. I don’t think Will Smith was a very good Doctor Manhattan.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

“Please, I need real art. This knockoff shit by The Newsboys and Jars Of Clay is unbearable. I’ll latch on to anything. ANYTHING!”

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Aleksi @alleksi.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Studio Ghibli's is known for its films 'Princess Mononoke', and 'Princess Mononoke 2', and 'EBOSHI: A Princess Mononoke Story'

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Zionists become more sweaty and desperate by the hour.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I just got the Vinegar Syndrome 4K release of Dirty Work. I’m watching the painstakingly restored Dirtier Cut and I gotta say, some of these jokes work better when they’re toned down for a PG-13.

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 31/07/2025

the first reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is that people should be able to participate in society by playing sports. the second reason to not entertain compromises on trans people’s right to play sports is IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT MORE THAN SPORTS.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Have there been any updates on when we’re getting a second season of Inhumans? We’ve been on tenterhooks waiting to find out more about Black Bolt and Medusa. It’s a shame it’s taking so long, what with Scott Buck being the most in-demand showrunner in television.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I fucking hate people like this because this is the kind of post that turns me into a crotchety old person complaining that the youth are too coddled. I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON AND SHE’S MAKING ME!

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

The best way to win voters to your cause is to berate them and call them stupid.

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Michael Gormly @michaelgormly.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

E-Girl and Podcaster Boyfriend

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

My favorite element of Silver Age comics that James Gunn has managed to capture is “putting Alan Tudyk in everything”.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Pretty sure those are the same guy, Wikipedia.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Seriously, how bad does your Smurfs movie have to be for Nickelodeon to take their name off of it? They put out The Last Airbender!

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

It’s a shame they never made a second album. Their first one was a banger and their picture on the cover was sexy as hell.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

The first time I ever went to the movies. My dad said he’d never seen me so well behaved before.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

“The woke left made me put pedo shit in my game.”

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Tired: 2.35 aspect ratio Wired: 1.37 Academy ratio Inspired: 1.66 European widescreen

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Star Wars hasn’t had a new movie in six years. Classic Mad. Always on the cutting edge.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

CW: mass shooting I found a Snyder bro in Latin America advocating for shooting up a movie theater, just in case you were wondering how unhinged these cultists have gotten over a goddamn Superman movie.

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Jess Whitehead @jessewhitehead.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I think I found it! The world’s worst DVD cover. Terrible photoshop heads on other people’s bodies, every name is placed over the wrong actor, and Lukas Haas looks like Adam Driver for some reason.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/07/2025

I will also say that when the AI bubble bursts, I don't think the tech industry is ready for how many people are going to take genuine pleasure in it, even with the economic chaos that will follow. Never in my life have I seen such outright disdain for both tech and its executives

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