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Jesse Raub

@jesseraub.online
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writer and coffee professional, Bon Appétit, Serious Eats, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places. I also have a newsletter: jesseraub.online

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 24m
just watched Chris Joslin switch tre flip revert during his SLS Paris run and i still can’t believe my eyes. feels like the only person on here who would understand how insane that was is @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 32m
i think the fact that there are 22 billionaires at all is a good reason why this thing needs to go through
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 7h
“this one doesn’t count. the other one is Delano era and this one references the short Grant Morrison run where the town worships a nuke like a new religion”
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 11h
had to go to bed after that homer
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 11h
usually it’s an updated version that’s different enough that the software treats as a new album (extended tracks or remastered files, etc.). or it’s just maintenance fixing track listing
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 11h
what a steal
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 13h
two wins into a post season best of five… bah gawd… that’s Bandwagon’s music!!!
me wearing a brewer’s hat
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 13h
probably my brother. he lives there
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 17h
i love engaging with Brands when i go to Online,
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 17h
okay ha ha hang on ha ohhhh wait a minute
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026
shimada in 13 Assassins holding up the “total massacre” banner only it’s captioned “hey, what are you guys up to after this?”
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 18h
sounds like someone is cheaping out and refusing to buy name brand Fixodent Ultra...
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19h
satisfying the dream hunger with homemade pepitas and pistachio granola and chocolate chips
granola in a white ramekin
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19h
don’t even know what the snack was… it was so real in the dream… yet just out of grasp in real life…
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19h
woke myself up from a nap because i moved my jaw too aggressively trying to eat the snack in my dream
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 20h
“when your foot got pond wet” damn whitman mad as hell he didn’t write this one
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 20h
ye best start believin’ in cynical metatextual climate comedies… yer in one
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 20h
this is what happens when he becomes the oil barron in the state he was born and raised in
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 21h
one of the super powers of taking an immunosuppressant is having zero adverse reactions to vaccines. walked into the doctor today and told them to fuck me up. covid, flu, hep b—why not. downside i suppose is that they don’t really do anything
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 22h
fun seeing him rebounding, hope he gets bold enough to start dunking on guys. not often you can find a linebacker who can jump over a Ford Focus. but also wait a minute don’t we have like 19 guys rostered right now
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 22h
Sims is nice as a backup and it was funny seeing him at the 5 with Ware at the 4 (height difference in person is stark)
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
living in her ex-husband’s dead tech postmodernistic bullshit house stoned on grass and Prozac
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
I’m Donald Duck.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
yeah the detritus line is a nice touch, but ferocious aren’t i? sets up the gag better
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
in 2026, saying “she’s got a huge ass!” would be a compliment!
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
yeah those are the changes i see
- When Vincent Hanna ([link=nm0000199]) returns to the restaurant to pick up Justine
([link=nm0893204]), they have a low-key argument about his obsessive police work and how it is affecting the marriage. In the Theatrical Cut, Justine says, "You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through." In the Blu-ray cut, the line "You sift through the detritus" has been removed. To cover this edit, the camera cuts to Hanna rather than staying on Justine for the entirety of her monologue (which was how the scene played out in the Theatrical Cut).
- When Hanna is speaking to Alan Marciano ([link=nm00002791), Marciano questions why he got involved with Charlene Shiherlis ([link=nm0000171]) at all, and Hanna shouts, "Cause she's got a great ass...and you got your head all the way up it!" The camera cuts to a stunned Marciano, and we hear Hanna say, "Ferocious, aren't I?" The camera then cuts to Hanna and he says, "When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me." In the Blu-ray cut, the line "Ferocious, aren't I?" has been removed from the audio track.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
wait a minute it’s in every version i’ve seen
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
tehcnially, Vincent Hanna "chipped" cocaine as per the original script, but the detail was removed by Mann even if Pacino continued to play Hanna that way
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
also, it's clear he's about to say "huge ass!" but he stops himself and switches to "great ass!" potentially out of respect to Ashley Judd
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
Hank Azaria's reaction was genuine when he was sitting there slack-jawed, and Mykelti Williamson's snicker is a genuine laugh in the moment. but Mann loved it! because it's supposed to be funny and over the top!
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
THAT SAID: this scene in particular featured Pacino improving the line. he took a few tries, then paused, asked Mann if he could try something, and went huge
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
Pacino gets a lot of guff for his huge, over the top moments, but if you pay attention, he only employs them as an interrogation technique. Vincent Hanna KNOWS he's being over the top, and it catches his interviewees off guard and makes them talk
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THIS SCENE:
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
we did it joe kamala image holding phone
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
wathing him live last night was promising—he played with a confidence and solid ball handling that i'm excited to see develop in the next two years
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seems like if you're going to make a national story out of Hasan Piker, who campaigned a few times with the Democratic Senate candidate in Michigan, saying Israel causes antisemitism, you should also make a national story out of the favorite intellectual of the US Vice President supporting Hitler.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
yeah the entire category of crossover small SUVs are truck-sized now, and the category of small SUVs created to replace them (HR-V, Corolla Cross) are basically the same size as the bigger version! I really like the Crosstrek we have for driving like a car and feeling like a smaller crossover
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
the biggest problem is crossover creep, in my opinion. we got a 2019 Rav4 and after driving to a few years (killed by a massive hailstorm) we realized it felt way too truck like, even with good gas mileage. much happier with the 2023 Crosstrek we have, though it’s the same size as a 2014 Outback
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
if a hatchback with good wheel clearance that drives like a sedan gets the same MPG as a four-door sedan and is somehow shorter in total length and hits a manufacturing loophole, then the question is why the hell would anyone ever buy a sedan?
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
also there's the fact that every company embraced the crossover because it hits a manufacturing loophole www.jalopnik.com/every-car-lo...
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Every Car Looks Like This Thanks To A Gigantic Regulatory Loophole - Jalopnik
If you haven’t already abandoned Twitter, you’ve probably seen some tweets going around featuring a particularly bleak image: a gaggle of crossovers and SUVs from just about every carmaker on the U.S...
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
how did i miss that David Perdue went full Lionel Hutz mode
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/10/2026
RESEARCHER: Koko, you cannot eat RHOSLC's Lisa Barlow's child KOKO:
email sub: Lisa Barlow Baby Gorgeous Meal
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
drew timme too
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
once again pete nance shows himself as the difference maker
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
we’re finally playing pretty good against, let’s see here, some guys the Timberwolves dragged out of a high school 20 minutes ago and put into jerseys
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
or that backcourt violation lol
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
do you want to reconsider counting him as a good player after that travel
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
oh god we’re gonna be stuck with Herro aren’t we. we’re gonna just watch his contract expire and get nothing
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 06/10/2026
they’re not gonna let the rookies get minutes this game. too much wrapped up in “can we win it” to set the tone
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