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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Currently 58% in The Caretaker Too few people employ blankets when catching small animals #Booksky

Book cover for The Caretaker by Marcus Kliewer

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Neurodivergent problems: When you fall into a rabbit hole so niche the algorithm is like “IDFK. You’ve got weird taste.” It’s EDM bagpipes à la The Sidh and The Snakecharmer #Music

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Today on Things My Kids Made Me Say: “I promise the squirrel doesn’t want hugs.”

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Tomorrow is independent bookstore day I’m already planning on hitting up 2 indie bookstores with the kids and a third in the evening for an author event There’s a new indie opening on Saturday 30ish minutes away. I’m on the fence about going but it’s their grand opening so #BookSky

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winnie the pooh is flexing his muscles in front of a rock wall

Alt: winnie the pooh is thinking hard

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Can I sue the government for these incompetent fools for wasting my tax dollars? What are the odds of a class action suit having any merit?

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

My NetGalley ratio is so wrecked, I can ignored some tempting Read Nows. I won’t get to them until well after their pub date so what’s the rush? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

My NG ratio is shite. I really should get back at it soon Email: Based on your interest in our other titles, here’s one more! How!? Very much yes but also how? #booksky

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a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .

Alt: a weirdly taxidermied white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

That was fun. Put this romance on your summer TBRs

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I saw a recent photo of Karoline Leavitt. How the fuck everlasting am I a decade OLDER than her but look a decade younger? I know hate ages you (Wil Wheaton is younger than Alex Jones) but this administration takes it to another level.

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a man wearing a white shirt and a silver jacket looks at the camera

Alt: a man wearing a white shirt and a silver jacket looks at the camera and ages rapidly

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I just saw the third book in a series is out on NetGalley. The publisher gifted me the previous 2 via NG. My NG ratio is worse than Twitler’s approval rating (tho not by much) so now I play the waiting game. It’s out it August and just hit the site so I figure there’s time #booksky

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

‘Just wait until you have teenagers’ Can you trust your teenager to not hide your sewing scissors in a tissue box because you left the room for 30 seconds?

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Apparently Hollywood Blvd and the Dead Sea are some of the worst tourist attractions I feel like there’s a book in there somewhere

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

2 was sleeping quiet soundly, woke, was momentarily displeased, went back to sleep, heard a sound, woke with the rage of a thousand suns Foley artists could use recordings of her screams in horror movies

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

So, how’s that 25th Amendment thing going?

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Today on Things I Said as a Parent: “Stop trying to play with the blood sample!” “That needs to go in the wash. It’s covered in blood.” Apparently that was the bodily fluid of the day

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I’m surprised it’s only a third but that’s what GoFundMe is for

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

This and mandatory age limits. Nobody over 70

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Just watched Daniel Radcliffe hype his ‘one man show’ and if my lotto numbers hit, I’m going to NYC for it. Otherwise I’ll just wish from my couch in a living that looks like there was a struggle in the playroom

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Hubs has a personal conspiracy theory. We are in an orphaned timeline. A major event that was supposed to have been prevented happened hence the perpetual and escalating insanity What event? How will it resolve itself? I need a Doctor Who rewatch for this one.

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Ginger Cat Dusty @gingercatdusty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

So much bad news but just saw this guy & his lady are married. Needed this to end our day .. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I do monthly TBR collections on my Kindle. I deleted last month’s somehow fully deleting the eARC that remained in it. Gone from my Kindle, gone from my content library Fortunately, it wasn’t archived on NG but I still have to wait for it to be resent and get back to roughly where I was #BookSky

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I love how specific The Onion has to get to still be parody these days.

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Sometimes I think people forget the ¢ symbol exists

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

My neighbor (who is Norwegian) told me they love tacos. Taco Friday is a whole thing there. I’m currently trying to convince my spouse to move us all to Norway and open a taco shop. Also how to spell ‘Frijolita’ so Norwegians will say it correctly. I’ve already got the mascot.

A chihuahua mix in a red shirt sits on one of those road rugs for kids

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I’m 40% deep into Indigent by Briana Cox and I’d like to utilize this meme #BookSky

An uncomfortable looking mouse puppet says ‘My heebies are fucking JEEBIED’

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

We should definitely be in timeout until we can play nicely with others

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Sc'Owl @empowlr.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Austin area folks: Austin Animal Services is over capacity & needs help with foster & adopt. Additionally there is a Central Texas wide name your adoption fee event coming up, March 6-8. Please consider fostering if you can't adopt. Homes without children & pets are unicorn homes for some dogs.

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I forgot we had the 100 Words for Little Geeks board book. 2 now knows the words dystopia and entropy

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Remember when powerful people faced consequences? That was cool. Sometimes I wonder what it’s like in the timeline where the leaders of the confederacy were tried for treason. I bet it’s better there

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Nose Stuck in a Book Blog @nsiabblog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

SERIES PRICE DROP: $3.99 --> $1.99! If you haven't started the Taste of Love Series by Chandra Blumberg, make sure to grab both standalone novels in the author's contemporary romance series while they're on SALE for $1.99! #booksky Digging Up Love: amzn.to/38hVzxj Stirring Up Love: amzn.to/3yVil7W

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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Another baby at Dilley detention center needs your help! This is life or death. Please use the resource document below to make the calls.

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

2 wanted some of 6’s bagel. He agreed to let me break off a tiny piece but didn’t really want to share. Me: What do we say? 2: I want more bagel Me: I was going for ‘thank you’

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

There’s a Pakistani-Canadian family at our bus stop we’re friendly with Hubs: You should wear my Miracle on Ice jersey and ask about the game Me: You know that whole Geneva Convention list? A lot of that was Canada. Maybe I don’t antagonize the career military Canadian #Olympics

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

🤣 ‘Stupid Canadian wolf bird’ 🤣 🪦 #HeatedRivalry

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Just walked in to see USA vs Slovakia men’s hockey. It’s 5-0 in the 3rd. I’m not sure murder is in the spirit of the #Olympics

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I was unsettled and firmly gripped by this domestic horror novel. I feel much better about my parenting choices. Review is on IG (link below) and blog (link in profile) #BookSky

Cover of You Did Nothing Wrong by CG Drews with similarly colored background

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

My oldest had a habit of running off when he was 2-3. At a grocery store, I busted out the Mom Voice to say “Hands on the cart!” A grown woman in her 20s looked at me and said “I almost put my hands on your cart.” That is the power of Mom

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a person in a space suit is flying over a planet

Alt: Captain Marvel looking awesome in space

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Between my toddler not sleeping through the night for almost 2 weeks and my oldest coughing for half of last night, a night in the hospital sounds really restful.

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I’ve influenced people to read books. I still feel like a schmuck saying I’m an influencer. Like, it’s not wrong but a gross exaggeration. Both kids are sick and Europeans wish they got the days off school my oldest gets

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Norbert Lieckfeldt @lieckfeldt.net · 16/02/2026

Reminds me of this fab cartoon...

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 15/02/2026

Hi. Are you buried in the horrors right now? Maybe you can take a break and recover some hit points while you read this charming history of the Easy Bake Oven.

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How the Easy-Bake Oven, an Appliance That Allowed Kids to Heat Treats With a Light Bulb, Revolutionized the Toy Industry

The product, launched in 1963, became a staple in American households

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

2 has a cold. I just deployed the booger sucker so she should be avoiding me for at least 5 minutes

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JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Fellow millennials! You remember the Ludacris song Stand Up? When I move, you move It came out over 20 years ago and I just heard it used to sell diapers. We’re old.

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