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Jesse

@jesseblack.bsky.social
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Fish biologist, deep sea ecologist, riverine ghoul, host of Savant Garde and Sludgefest, guest on the Boonta Vista podcast. He/him. patreon.com/SavantGarde @savantgardepod.bsky.social patreon.com/sludgefest

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Bruce Stallsmith @laimosemion.bsky.social · 1h
Biodiversity in general is being degraded.
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 07/10/2026
it’s important to see your best friend every 6 months so you can have zero conversations and just go back and forth doing a character called ‘sex with a guy from Sheffield’ for 3 straight weeks
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 07/10/2026
30 min drive to o’hare with @jesseblack.bsky.social just going ‘oh I’ve cum. That were lovely’
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmmmmmm. Vote Against the Machine?
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
☝️☝️🗣️
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Savant Garde @savantgardepod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Under no illusions that Substack will take meaningful action here, as they have a long track record of not giving a fuck. That being said, I reported his bunghole of a profile on there because demonetization is the absolute least of what he deserves. Would encourage others to do the same.
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Michael Tracey | Substack
Champion of Survivors
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Purchase this game
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TiredLiam @tiredliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*tears in my eyes* I love a sunburnt country...
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I learned about the storied Australian tradition of drawing big fat cocks on the ballot!
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"My grapes!!"
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You really think raisins are "nature's candy"? Oh honey, candy is natures candy
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you! :)
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I knew I should have gone with "flippin heckin job"
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This got me a four day suspension lol
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm back after hurting the feelings of mister trust and safety
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Patrick, aaron just blocked me. Could you pass this along big dog ty bsky.app/profile/jess...
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol the trust and safety guy blocked me for this
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaron what if we just delete all the posts and block all the users? Would that make your job easier?
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bro that is freaking hilarious
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok now that is literally epic
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaron is focusing on Self-Care and Self-Love this fall 🙂‍↕️💅
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But like bro don't you work here? As the trust and safety guy? For the website?
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can you do something about the transphobia on here someday or would it be too much to ask you to do your fucking job?
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh get fucked
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is that why he repeatedly sent them weapons while denying Palestinian death tolls and trotting out his staff every day to deny the latest hospital strike?
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nevertheless he funded and armed the Palestinian genocide but yeah, king shit or whatever
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still thinking about that colander
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TiredLiam @tiredliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
find yourself a podcast co-host like @jesseblack.bsky.social who'll hear you talk about ball-sweat colanders and Great Circumcision Crazes and still come back week after week
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That being said I have never heard of Ella Langley in my entire life and I have not heard the texas song a single time
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe if you paid attention at CVS you wouldn't have missed the bop of the summer/fall season
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some of y'all aren't listening to the music they play in Walgreens when you're shopping for ass medicine and it shows
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@lucyxiv.boontavista.com feast your EYES
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listening to @savantgardepod.bsky.social got me pondering the mind of Shaun Murphy
Painting of a wizard staring at a floating head of Dr. Shaun Murphy from ABC's The Good Doctor. The back of the wizards chair says "Savant Garde podcast, with Lucy Valentine & Jesse Black". Words with bits from the podcast are floating around the Shaun Murphy's head.
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Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎃 NEW SPOOKY EPISODE ALERT! 🎃 We're kicking off spooky season right! We've got @lucyxiv.boontavista.com back with the doofiest horror movie of all time! Don't think it, don't say it, just listen to it!
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Episode 125: The Bye Bye Man featuring Lucy Valentine
Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast · Episode
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This was such an Important Episode
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unfortunately I need to try this
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Epic bacon shitlib is such an interesting persona to adopt
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can't be saying all that white lib baby
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why do you talk like if a sorkin character was also a Nazi
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The headline alone is delicious but wait til you see the quotes from the organizer, who ran a failed campaign for the House and decided that Freedom Fest was his next move.
“When I put together Patriot State Freedom Fest, I put it together with the game plan and the idea that I could pay for it with the VIP sales of $1,000 from these hundred people that I interact with on a regular basis that have money,” Deters said in the video.

“Out of all these people that have money that I interact with, who I do favors for all day long, they ask me for something, I never say no. I never said no to these people,” Deters went on, railing against his acquaintances for their lack of support.

“I am never ever, ever, ever, ever doing this event again,” he added.

Deter did not immediately respond to MS NOW’s request for comment.
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The History on Film Podcast @historyonfilm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If at any point you're feeling discouraged with the state of things, just know that every time we get a peek behind the curtain at real metrics to how things are going with these people, they are getting absolutely SMOKED by my woke history podcast about cartoons and XANADU.
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This probably hits sooo hard if you're stupid
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not reading your replies sorry. Drink piss
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@volts.wtf do we still think this guy is on the left or
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your proposal is child prison lmao
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not reading your replies sorry. Drink piss
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I heard that @aaron.bsky.team explicitly endorses posts like this. Could be wrong idk
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Jesse @jesseblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@aaron.bsky.team is this good
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