Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 07/10/2026So stinky.static.klipy.comTim Robinson: Stinky! I Think You Should LeaveAlt: Tim Robinson: Stinky! I Think You Should Leave 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 19/09/2026I have a thermopop I dropped into a campfire while temping meat and still keep chugging along. Ugly as it may be. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 19/09/20263lbs of Kiwi. I mean, who could be faulted for not realizing until you're on 2.9lbs. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/09/2026It may be toilet humor, but its worth a visit to this post for the replies. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 30/08/2026Oh there are, but I keep cycling Rex in. He's such a good dog. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 29/08/2026I'm actually replaying this now (with the German audio) on PC and its near impossible to not keep him as a constant companion. 110
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 27/08/2026See, I'm of the opinion Canada should just sneak in and claim Michigan. I may be biased though. 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/08/2026Exit photos from Canada. Do visit S.A.M.Y.'s Alpaca farm if you get a chance. They're awesome people rescuing Alpacas, goats, sheep and more. Ravens Cafe in Port Huron once we crossed back. 3/3 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/08/2026More Photos, this time from the #BTS show, day 1 in Toronto. 2/3 120
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/08/2026This week I visited to Toronto and got to visit the Biblio-mat at Monkeys Paw, have some Medieval Times, see Niagara Falls again, see BTS in concert (not #BTSArmy but my wife is), eat incredible food, meet wonderful people, pet some Alpacas (and a farm cat) on my way home. #ElbowsUp for Canada. 1/3 100
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 23/08/2026What an absolutely brilliant piece. As an American, stones throw from Windsor, just shaking my head at this mess right now and fingers crossed for November. 020
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 23/08/2026This could be an oil painting above the fireplace in an old lodge. What a good boy! 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comGood Morning, NosferatuAlt: Good Morning, says Nosferatu, as he rises from his casket. 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/08/2026Perhaps we should have heeded the cartoon philosophers of the 90s. 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 03/08/2026Wait, this guy was a far right candidate begging for Trump's endorsement too. 0200
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 28/07/2026Man, I think I'd rather someone sent a kurt "sorry, not a fit" or a "you're not the one, kindly piss off" than some lame AI rejection. 020
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 26/07/2026As a Michigander, I find her public speaking unusually accented for the state but I'm not going to make jokes about that. It does seem some folks are doing a made up amalgamation of Midwest here. Aside from that, she's already lost my vote for plenty of other reasons. 120
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/07/2026I really like Type O Negative's covers of Sabbath but they're also entirely different. Would agree that Pantera's is a better version. 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/07/2026Wait, you're not gonna hear people say "fuck no" and do it anyways? 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 22/07/2026Haha, that's fair (and a funny analogy). I hadn't even thought about the legal clearance before the admittance notice. 140
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 22/07/2026I'm also curious, if not a control failure, were they FA and then got FO? "AI breaks out of sandbox" seems like it could be a cover as well, but I also have trouble trusting their word. 150
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 22/07/2026Probably has a farm with a bunch of bodies buried in the fields. 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 18/07/2026Whoops! Completely misread that. I did see its a one man show and tempted to roll the dice. 100
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 18/07/2026Oooh, I like that. Keep us updated in how well it works. May need one myself! 110
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 17/07/2026RoboCop. Saw it when it first hit VHS and had snuck a watch before anyone was awake. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 17/07/2026Sit down and let me tell you a tale about former First Lady Nancy Regan. 061
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 16/07/2026For real, thought it was overcast for a bit (also saw some NWS alerts as such) but went outside and that air is acrid. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 13/07/2026They probably mean enhanced like are they GMO? Pasture fed? You know, real farm to table. Or maybe they mean enhanced like The Fly. Part of a strange science experiment and now each has a little Jeff Goldbloom in control. 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 13/07/2026To be fair, the nuns at school also implied purgatory awaited non-Catholics for their fall from grace. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 11/07/2026Huge Lovecraft nerd, and he's not a great person but his stories are excellent. You just have to acknowledge his problematic issues though, same with Robert Howard. 020
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comWizard of Oz: Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the CurtainAlt: Wizard of Oz: Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 10/07/2026Oh, that was in the lost book of the Letters to the Corerippians. 110
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/07/2026Really all postage these days, but books are worth it. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/07/2026Well shipping to the colonies was more than the book, but I do love me some short story collections. Ordered! 130
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 05/07/2026It pays homage to the way out of towners pronounce it the first time. 020
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 02/07/2026You were such gracious hosts before, the other parents left a raving review on airBnBalcony. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 01/07/2026As the prophet Pimp C ellucidated "We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning" 000
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 01/07/2026I'm glad I followed this thread to find Conan, for what is best in life. 010
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 28/06/2026Wait a minute, I don't live far from there. You think I can snatch up some extras at that Meijer?!? 110
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 27/06/2026From colorful to scentful, a short visit through the garden today. Du riechst so gut! #gardensky #gartensky #inbloom 0120
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/06/2026static.klipy.comCrypt Keeper Says 'I'm 45!!!!'Alt: Crypt Keeper Says 'I'm 45!!!!' 030
Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 23/06/2026In a reasonable world, that would be an easy answer in retort. 010