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Jesse Salens

@jesse.salens.org
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(He/Him) Detroit, MI. Metalhead, Hobbyist Metalsmith, Gamer. InfoSec for pay. Occasional Sorcerer & Disciple of the Black Arts. Außerdem folge ich hier den Deutschen, um mein Lese- und Verständnisvermögen zu üben (Niveau A1/A2).

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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 07/10/2026
So stinky.
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Tim Robinson: Stinky! I Think You Should Leave
Alt: Tim Robinson: Stinky! I Think You Should Leave
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 19/09/2026
I have a thermopop I dropped into a campfire while temping meat and still keep chugging along. Ugly as it may be.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 19/09/2026
This tribunal is gonna have quite the queue.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 19/09/2026
3lbs of Kiwi. I mean, who could be faulted for not realizing until you're on 2.9lbs.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/09/2026
It may be toilet humor, but its worth a visit to this post for the replies.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 30/08/2026
Oh there are, but I keep cycling Rex in. He's such a good dog.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 29/08/2026
I'm actually replaying this now (with the German audio) on PC and its near impossible to not keep him as a constant companion.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 27/08/2026
See, I'm of the opinion Canada should just sneak in and claim Michigan. I may be biased though.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/08/2026
Exit photos from Canada. Do visit S.A.M.Y.'s Alpaca farm if you get a chance. They're awesome people rescuing Alpacas, goats, sheep and more. Ravens Cafe in Port Huron once we crossed back. 3/3
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/08/2026
More Photos, this time from the #BTS show, day 1 in Toronto. 2/3
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/08/2026
This week I visited to Toronto and got to visit the Biblio-mat at Monkeys Paw, have some Medieval Times, see Niagara Falls again, see BTS in concert (not #BTSArmy but my wife is), eat incredible food, meet wonderful people, pet some Alpacas (and a farm cat) on my way home. #ElbowsUp for Canada. 1/3
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 23/08/2026
What an absolutely brilliant piece. As an American, stones throw from Windsor, just shaking my head at this mess right now and fingers crossed for November.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 23/08/2026
This could be an oil painting above the fireplace in an old lodge. What a good boy!
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 18/08/2026
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Good Morning, Nosferatu
Alt: Good Morning, says Nosferatu, as he rises from his casket.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 16/08/2026
Should make it a Creature Double Feature night.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/08/2026
Perhaps we should have heeded the cartoon philosophers of the 90s.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 03/08/2026
Wait, this guy was a far right candidate begging for Trump's endorsement too.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 28/07/2026
Man, I think I'd rather someone sent a kurt "sorry, not a fit" or a "you're not the one, kindly piss off" than some lame AI rejection.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 26/07/2026
As a Michigander, I find her public speaking unusually accented for the state but I'm not going to make jokes about that. It does seem some folks are doing a made up amalgamation of Midwest here. Aside from that, she's already lost my vote for plenty of other reasons.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/07/2026
I really like Type O Negative's covers of Sabbath but they're also entirely different. Would agree that Pantera's is a better version.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/07/2026
Wait, you're not gonna hear people say "fuck no" and do it anyways?
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 22/07/2026
Haha, that's fair (and a funny analogy). I hadn't even thought about the legal clearance before the admittance notice.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 22/07/2026
I'm also curious, if not a control failure, were they FA and then got FO? "AI breaks out of sandbox" seems like it could be a cover as well, but I also have trouble trusting their word.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 22/07/2026
Probably has a farm with a bunch of bodies buried in the fields.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 18/07/2026
Whoops! Completely misread that. I did see its a one man show and tempted to roll the dice.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 18/07/2026
Oooh, I like that. Keep us updated in how well it works. May need one myself!
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 17/07/2026
RoboCop. Saw it when it first hit VHS and had snuck a watch before anyone was awake.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 17/07/2026
Sit down and let me tell you a tale about former First Lady Nancy Regan.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 16/07/2026
For real, thought it was overcast for a bit (also saw some NWS alerts as such) but went outside and that air is acrid.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 13/07/2026
They probably mean enhanced like are they GMO? Pasture fed? You know, real farm to table. Or maybe they mean enhanced like The Fly. Part of a strange science experiment and now each has a little Jeff Goldbloom in control.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 13/07/2026
To be fair, the nuns at school also implied purgatory awaited non-Catholics for their fall from grace.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 12/07/2026
Can we get a YEET option?
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 11/07/2026
Huge Lovecraft nerd, and he's not a great person but his stories are excellent. You just have to acknowledge his problematic issues though, same with Robert Howard.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 10/07/2026
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Wizard of Oz: Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain
Alt: Wizard of Oz: Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 10/07/2026
Oh, that was in the lost book of the Letters to the Corerippians.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 10/07/2026
I'm going back to AskJeeves and Yahoo Answers.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/07/2026
Really all postage these days, but books are worth it.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/07/2026
Well shipping to the colonies was more than the book, but I do love me some short story collections. Ordered!
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 09/07/2026
Soon there shall be Okra!
A yellow flower in bloom on an Okra plant. Its about 1.5ft tall with red stems and large green leaves.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 05/07/2026
It pays homage to the way out of towners pronounce it the first time.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 02/07/2026
You were such gracious hosts before, the other parents left a raving review on airBnBalcony.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 01/07/2026
As the prophet Pimp C ellucidated "We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning"
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 01/07/2026
I'm glad I followed this thread to find Conan, for what is best in life.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 28/06/2026
Business Goose Pate™
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 28/06/2026
Atlas would shrug but he's fallen asleep on tv again.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 28/06/2026
Wait a minute, I don't live far from there. You think I can snatch up some extras at that Meijer?!?
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 27/06/2026
From colorful to scentful, a short visit through the garden today. Du riechst so gut! #gardensky #gartensky #inbloom
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 26/06/2026
Finally some common ground with Steroid Man.
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 25/06/2026
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Crypt Keeper Says 'I'm 45!!!!'
Alt: Crypt Keeper Says 'I'm 45!!!!'
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Jesse Salens @jesse.salens.org · 23/06/2026
In a reasonable world, that would be an easy answer in retort.
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