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@jess.squi.gg
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Bassweight obsessive • Newtype kid, Lime bike cavalier • she/her 🍂🧸🪲🐾☄️💽 • squi.gg

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 29/09/2026
Thought this was a Blender demo/WIP for a sec 💀
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SCJ (Classic Formula) @scjre.al · 25/09/2026
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 24/09/2026
Been obsessed for days with this energy drink flavour. What is "white gummy"
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 24/09/2026
Evolution does not solve for efficiency or what's "best" - it's evolution, not improvement
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 24/09/2026
Hugging you so hard 🫂❤️
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
Remembering now how @dieselsaurus.bsky.social walked in on me and a friend rolling a joint in the Nocturnal green room and I hit a natural 20 persuasion check with "dude, *somebody* has to make the green room green 🤷‍♀️"
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
[slaps the back of ur head] loool old mate's concerned abt the love-tourniquet 💀💀
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
Mate, that dense chunk of metaphysical sludge in ur heart? The pain? The rumbling that shakes ur very foundation? Nah yeah that's just the limiter for ur ability to love. Like how trucks have a thing in em that makes it so they can't go over 100 km/h. It just maintains the threshold, chill out dude
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
Too tired and sad to do good posts today, so just imagine that the fifty retweets of my old bangers is instead a clip show
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 21/06/2026
Transgender butches be obsessed with how their shirt sits in their pants, girl you're worried abt the wrong tuck
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 13/02/2026
Pros of playing a bigger venue: access to a semi-private room where I can sit down and go OOOOAAAAAAHHHH OGGGGHHHHHHHHH MY BOOONESS AAUUUHHHHHHH JEEESUS CHRIST. UUUUUAAAHHHFFGGG
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 01/03/2026
NOISE WARNING FOR THE VID 1ST SET: USB was busted, no backup USB on me, handed over to another DJ while I set up a new USB backstage. END OF 1ST SET: The CDJ just shat itself in absolutely spectacular fashion. 2ND SET: I now know CDJs don't do exFAT. Formatted the USB *on stage*, then played on.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
[fucked up off the temu quaaludes going 30 km/h downhill] ii'm the king's cavalry,bitch [kicks over a rank of parked ebikes]
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 19/03/2026
I'm not stress-eatinf, piss off
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 13/04/2026
I'm getting better at it
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 29/03/2026
Hey dude, just checking in on you to see if the inherent sin at the root of your being is, like, still there in your soul and shit. Yeah the one you've had since birth. Shouldn't be hard to excise, I reckon.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/04/2026
Drake is the first ethical lolcow
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 31/03/2026
Found this while trying to find a different old post on my Twitter. What was bro talking about
A screenshot of a quote-retweet on Twitter. The original post is an image of Laois from Dungeon Meshi eating a cheeseburger. The QRT is of me saying: "Laios is the perfect foil to my lesbianism. He's the only man I'd let fuck me bc I'm not worried he's gonna gay-panic-defense me. The worst thing he'd do is just start infodumping abt dungeon ecosystems while his cock is five miles deep in my throat and tickling my stomach acid"A screenshot of a Twitter post, implied to be a reply to the previous post, saying: "I guess, like.... In the same way that I'm T4T, the best way for me to be comfortable with men fucking me is for them to be so brain-searingly autistic with it that my base-line fear instinct is smothered into dormancy"
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 01/04/2026
To me, "happy hardcore" is just "hardcore" to me. Just a peek into my delightful joyous life. A view of how sweet and hopeful my mind is.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
Dieselsaurus - Glow (Squig Remix) IS REAL!!!!! Everyone killed it on their remixes!!!!!! Diesel season!!!!!!!!!
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 16/09/2026
hey remember when I was learning to model water in blender ok well now you know why go listen to the new @dieselsaurus.bsky.social x @arryth.bsky.social banger
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resonate, by dieselsaurus & ARRYTH
track by dieselsaurus & ARRYTH
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 22/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 18/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 18/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
He's so fucking right
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
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Woody from Toy Story on Toy Car: Bornskywalker
ALT: Woody from Toy Story on Toy Car: Bornskywalker
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I'm sorry
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I think I sometimes forget that people are whole-ass human beings with feelings
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I really was just lashing out to hurt them both, hey
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
Why did I act like that
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I shout this at my girlfriend when she s havign a bad day
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
@kipkitt.bsky.social was just like "hey she needs more trinkets and doodads on her ass" and all of a sudden this bear got 1,000,000% more interesting to look at :)
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I do like how a lot of Squig's design came from giving my friends artistic license over the small things when drawing her. They're like "hey I put some markings here ig" and I end up making it permanent for any future art. Crowdsourced lookin ass.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I would see this woman at the servo on a Saturday morning holding a Monster in each hand (and a third in her cardigan pocket) for her mates
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
A secret third thing (both)
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
Wide Wednesdays 🙂‍↕️🤝
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
I'M SAYING!!!!!
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Woody from Toy Story on Toy Car: Bornskywalker
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
Stop stealing things from fat people. Let us have *something* :(
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
Let us have *something* bro come on
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
"posting tummy on your TL"
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Vas @vastonik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
It's always *been* tummy Tuesday baybeeeee
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Woody & Buzz Lightyear Toy Story Action
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 16/09/2026
"posting tummy on your TL"
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 15/09/2026
Kinda fitting I turned out to be an EDM guy who gets The Yips for years at a time: any time in my childhood spent "learning how to enjoy art" was wasted on learning how to enjoy the artistic equivalent of a cheeseburger.
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🍂 Squig @jess.squi.gg · 15/09/2026
In the same way that a professional athlete makes their sport "look easy," the ways that my friends let art affect them passively are ways that I have never experienced before, so trying to adopt those ways feels like flexing a muscle I've never used in my life.
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