Reposted by Jesskyra BOO!ney-cross’ PR manager🎃🎃 @caldentslay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026BREAKING: theodore the cat has been announced as chancellor 1101
Reposted by JessJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts 373608586
Reposted by JessMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Me in the semi-finals of Masterchef when whoever presents it now asks how I’m getting on: 034142
Jess @jes1car.bsky.social · 18/07/2026@caldentslay.bsky.social phone is dead but she just wants everyone to know she thinks sweaty declan rice looks like roddy from flushed away 151
Reposted by JessKingFitch Channel 1🤴🏿🏀💙🗽🌁🇺🇸🦺 @kingfitch1990.bsky.social · 05/06/2026" If the Yankees and Knicks win tonight, it will open a portal over Grand Concourse." 011
Reposted by Jesskyra BOO!ney-cross’ PR manager🎃🎃 @caldentslay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026fuck me does grandma bronze even know she’s on the pitch 181
Reposted by Jesskyra BOO!ney-cross’ PR manager🎃🎃 @caldentslay.bsky.social · 30/05/2026new addition tonight lads: ‘what’s the name of the guy who pushed a boulder up the mountain?’ *brief pause* ‘oh yeah, syphilis!’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 161
Jess @jes1car.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I’m watching the 10/11 Carling cup final (Arsenal v Birmingham city) and icl we need to bring these graphics back 000
Jess @jes1car.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’ve put this on insta but it needs to be here too but wtf is going on this year?!?!?! Arsenal wins the premier league for the first time in 22 years, Mercedes is currently the top constructor, and Knicks wins the eastern conference and goes through to the NBA finals for the first time since ‘99 110
Reposted by Jesskyra BOO!ney-cross’ PR manager🎃🎃 @caldentslay.bsky.social · 03/05/2026i have an ongoing list of silly things she says, this has to be my new fave. others include: *80% asleep* “one time i put a bead up my nose, bit into a glow stick, and pushed my dog down the stairs” and *when discussing that my mum hasn’t been to a stevie wonder concert* “he ain’t seen you either” 141
Reposted by Jesskyra BOO!ney-cross’ PR manager🎃🎃 @caldentslay.bsky.social · 03/05/2026*talking about a song olivia dean performed last night* “yeah i thought i was crazy cos it’s not her song is it it’s someone elses? like….. the effect… martin luther? no wait. the other don, south african” my girlfriend was referring to nelson mandela, and the mandela effect. “the other don.” 161
Jess @jes1car.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I just know my girlfriend is locked into live posting this game 020
Reposted by Jesskyra BOO!ney-cross’ PR manager🎃🎃 @caldentslay.bsky.social · 26/04/2026my girlfriend (a white bitch): ‘is that that same white bitch fouling her again’ 061
Reposted by JessPoorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 05/04/2026Not now, Arsenal women. 2672
