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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Couple tiktok videos on how to shape your beard and I really did it to those fucking meatballs 🤌🏻

Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m thinking about starting a g*f*ndm* so I can get hearing aids. I can’t afford them, my insurance doesn’t cover it at all and my hearing is getting worse every day. People are starting to get mad bc they have to yell for me to hear them 😔

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Shitty picture of banging food. Buffalo chicken Caesar salads sandwich 🤌🏻

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Goddam man. If Bob Dylan goes next I am going to lose my shit

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve had this record for a few years and never played it. But I had to today right? And fuck me running if her cover of Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright isn’t the best version I’ve ever heard

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There are very few white people that made me feel proud to be an American. Dolly was one of those precious few. RIP to one of the greatest to ever do it

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

How my kids think I look when I answer the phone

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Someone made a blowjob reference and when I started singing Put It In Your Mouth they stared at me blankly

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Aging Aging Faster

ALT: Aging Aging Faster

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The Guided By Voices song that gets stuck in my head the most? Easy. Bulldog Skin

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Been listening to Uncle Tupelo all day and I kinda wish Jeff was still a bass player. he was so good!

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

They’re calling it the greatest bootleg Replacements shirt ever made

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It's really not possible for my old ass but I really wanna stay up tonight for the Mystics / Aces game to watch Betnijah make her debut

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

If you thought I was bullshitting when I said I’m turning 50 this year

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Was this smart for this game? No. Was it smart for The Game? Yes.

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Tbh I’ve kinda checked out on Mountain Goats records for a while. But man this one starts off with a fucking ripper! Also, that drum part has to be a clever little wink to Smells Like Teen Spirit right?

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Ballhalla will welcome you with open arms Betnijah 🙏

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Whatever Angel said to her teammates after the Aces loss FUCKING WORKED

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Weird Guitar of the Day @weirdguita.rs · 04/08/2026

Hoyer Fantastik

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Had the burning desire to shave my beard yesterday. Which I’ve done enough therapy to know is about attempting to regain control when I feel powerless. I compromised with myself and just took off a third of it. Kinda fussy but I like it

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

'the other one' is far superior in my book. Let's make this year the Sam Phillips renaissance shall we?

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Ballers News @ballersnewz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Sydney Taylor CALLED GAME for Chicago 😮‍💨🔥 #WNBA #ChicagoSky #Skytown

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Both of these records came out 25 years ago. What a day for music

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Had to reset my password for my water bill and this is what the city sent me for a temporary one. Philadelphia is not a real place

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Just blocked the Fever on IG and reported the account for hate speech. I am a petty motherfucker

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Who’s gonna let me have their YouTube tv or Hulu live or something login so I can watch WNBA games not on league pass??

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Man with an Itch

ALT: Man with an Itch

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Last night a young black guy stopped me to compliment my sneakers. So yeah I’m walking tall today.

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Dear god how bad are the Aces if you have A’ja fucking Wilson putting up almost 40 and the Mystics still beat you? I’m sorry but this is crazy

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Just tapped in and this is fucking awesome. Go run that

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

We got SO close to finishing 99 bottles of beer last night

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Listening to Tori Amos. Still incredible duh. I do not mean this in an old man way but who’s doing this now? Because I want to tap in. Put me on! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If I wrote cider reviews like this would you subscribe to my Substack? This cider is John Cale’s Paris 1919. Its intercontinental. It’s a campfire on the first day of spring. It would be a beautiful accompaniment with a goat ragu and butini

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I'm a newer #WNBA fan so maybe I'm missing something but the next commissioner should be Lisa Leslie right? She has all the talent, skills, cred, degrees, etc etc. She truly cares about the league and the players. What am I missing?

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