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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Couple tiktok videos on how to shape your beard and I really did it to those fucking meatballs 🤌🏻

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Shitty picture of banging food. Buffalo chicken Caesar salads sandwich 🤌🏻

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve had this record for a few years and never played it. But I had to today right? And fuck me running if her cover of Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright isn’t the best version I’ve ever heard

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

How my kids think I look when I answer the phone

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

They’re calling it the greatest bootleg Replacements shirt ever made

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

If you thought I was bullshitting when I said I’m turning 50 this year

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Tbh I’ve kinda checked out on Mountain Goats records for a while. But man this one starts off with a fucking ripper! Also, that drum part has to be a clever little wink to Smells Like Teen Spirit right?

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Ballhalla will welcome you with open arms Betnijah 🙏

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Whatever Angel said to her teammates after the Aces loss FUCKING WORKED

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Had the burning desire to shave my beard yesterday. Which I’ve done enough therapy to know is about attempting to regain control when I feel powerless. I compromised with myself and just took off a third of it. Kinda fussy but I like it

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Both of these records came out 25 years ago. What a day for music

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Had to reset my password for my water bill and this is what the city sent me for a temporary one. Philadelphia is not a real place

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

We got SO close to finishing 99 bottles of beer last night

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If I wrote cider reviews like this would you subscribe to my Substack? This cider is John Cale’s Paris 1919. Its intercontinental. It’s a campfire on the first day of spring. It would be a beautiful accompaniment with a goat ragu and butini

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Nancy Reagan stuns in never before seen photos from Hollywood

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m not as good as that artbutmakeitsports account but I’m not bad

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

We love a good door but sometimes we love even more some Palm Springs ass address numbers instead (the door was very blah)

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This absolute motherfucker David Craig Berman made this the THIRD verse. Most artists couldn't even write much less have the balls to save it for the end

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Just looked at my reflection and realized I’m wearing the meme #Whitmanesque

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Sigh I’m selling this treasured record. VG+ to be cautious. Played once or twice sadly. Serious offers DM me

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Carrie Brownstein should have won an Oscar for her guitar playing on this record

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I need a round of high fives please. I just played lustier for 69 points

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I’m off all week from my day job. So I’ve decided to start running. wtf am I thinking. But shoutout to @mightyhealthy.bsky.social and @hesgriff.bsky.social for helping me get through the first day

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This is the only good innovation in the last couple decades

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

OMFG this fucks. Instant hall of fame condiment

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

One of the guys who works at my cigarette spot smells so bad I’ve considered not going anymore. But then he spends like 30 seconds finding me “the perfect one” when I ask for a lighter so how could I ever give up on him? 🫪

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I was blessed by @sankofafw.bsky.social with the files for this record with @augustfanon.bsky.social a while ago and trust me when I say yall should tap in. They made a monster together

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My coworker started her own line of balms and she asked me to try out the one for beards. It smells amazing and my beard feels regal. I think she’s onto something here

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Every team in the WNBA: How do you beat the Lynx??!! Washington Mystics:

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I am somehow in a sticker battle with my daughter so I’m stockpiling ammunition

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I was told my shirt was in appropriate for work. I said thank you

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Crunchwrap Supreme Clientele @jerseylightning.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

RIP David Foster Wallace. We found your dream house too late

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