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Jerp

@jerp.bsky.social
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He/They, very manly muppet. Shouting into the void hoping someone shouts back. mostly baseball, red sox lover with a phillies fling. AEA Stage Manager, ne'er do well, and your pal.

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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I feel like I permanently lost the ability to Lock In on my 30th birthday
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You're Honor, in my defense, nobody said I wasn't the dumbest boy alive
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Heated Rivalry being called "The Gay Hockey Show" is Bi Erasure.
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Niece is being a menace so we're making her watch the minnesota twins
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I know its only 4 games but it rules seeing Mike Trout back at the top of the leaderboard
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
They think just cause this game started at 5am eastern that we won't notice the commentary is bad, but I'm noticing
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Nvm they back in it
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Kinda feeling bad for Czechia. Korea's not even the Powerhouse in Pool C.
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I love the World Baseball Classic, Yes I will be staying up late to watch Taiwan Vs Austrailia, Yes I will be getting up eary to watch Czechia
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I know that I'm like 20 years too late to this but Team Edward VS Team Jacob is so dumb. Bella never even liked Jacob like that
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Currently yearning for the sweet embrace of death
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
About to absolutely loss my mind at the local dive. Go Pats
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Drake Maye 😃
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Anyway just got banned from twitter for telling the SecDef to kill himself. I'm having a good night
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fire the 21 gun salute
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
INDIANA!!
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I am enjoying the cfb national championship. :D I just hope both teams are having fun, and that Carson Beck loses.
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The Applebee's got reversed gentrified! So they got that one back
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Suburban Massachusetts is awesome cause someone will say the funniest completely seriously and you just gotta keep movin
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Soup activities
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Turns out the ancient greeks were right, hubris really got my ass.
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Drake Maye, you have my sword. Now & Forever
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Pats putting Belt to Ass today!! Love to see it
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
It's boxing day... Who am I seeing in the ring
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OffStageJobs.com @offstagejobs.com · 18/12/2025
Covering, blocking, or partially masking an EXIT sign is always illegal, & unsafe. Gelling one down is frequently illegal. #TheatreFireSafety
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I miss Rafael Devers
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Do not let my goofy & carefree manner fool you, I would do well in war
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
clipping. rules as a band because yes they are doing weird, experimental, and esoteric stuff but also yes that is Thomas Jefferson from Hamilton
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Still reeling from Dylan Cease getting 7/$210, just feels fake
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
They should invent a library that serves beers.
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
When i figure out how to use doors its over for these hoes
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I think @pantspants.bsky.social is the greatest living artist just fyi
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Just refered to taking a piss as letting my demons out
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Actors' Equity Association @actorsequity.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The WNBA’s players give everything to the game. It’s time they’re treated fairly. Stand with them and urge league leaders to negotiate in good faith. Add your name today. actionnetwork.org/letters/wnba-play…
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WNBA Players Deserve a Higher Salary and Better Working Conditions
Last October, WNBA players opted out of their 2020 collective bargaining agreement to demand higher salaries, a more mature revenue share system, better working conditions and improved player benefits...
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
My targeted podcast ads have offically switch from Boston accents to Philly accents, I'm a resident now.
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I love baseball so much and wil be sobbing like a baby when this game ends in January
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The craziest thing about Ernie Clement is that his legal name is just “Ernie,” not Ernest, not short for anything. And the second-craziest thing is that he has the single postseason hit record.
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Y'all saw Andy Pages kill Kíke Hernandez to get that ball, right?
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The local dive takes care of me and I love them for that
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Eagles won, Pats won, good day for Josh
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Okay so the thing about Hozier's music is that its seasonally approprate for Halloween
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Vibes at the local dive are immaculate. I love Philadelphia
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@redsox.com you did great sweeties, i'm just mad at the outcome
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"How are you doing?" I will live or day based on the outcome of a baseball game. At best that's neutral
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Mean mugging the entire bar cause I'm locked in on the sox
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Mean mugging the entire bar cause I'm locked in on the sox
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Masataka Yoshida, I will always love you
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Jerp @jerp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I would just like the record to reflect that I would die for Carols Narvaez
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