jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026first day of a new job. looking for the biggest coworker to punch. hope I pick right this time, I never seem to make it past the initial day 010
Reposted by jerkdotwadmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2024game of thrones sounds like what you call musical chairs at a lazily medieval themed birthday party for your kid who's super into knights right now 1122
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it is an absolute outrage the NYT overlooked my favorite tv show of this century, cocomelon 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026hi: informal, childish, indecisive hai: gives impression of a wise sensei 110
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026tbh it'd be worse if someone tried to sell me used shoes 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I refuse to vote for Talarico. I'm not in his district, it would be illegal. 010
Reposted by jerkdotwadGrumpy__Dev @grumpy-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I hate jokes. It's hard enough to tell if something is AI or not, I now have to discern if a post is some dumbass's idea of humor or not. We live in a world where any and all manner of idiocy and depravity occur on a daily basis. I don't have the cognitive bandwidth for this shit anymore. 821
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026you wouldn't stop. you mocked me. and now ai took tim curry. how much is this worth to you? 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026bsky isn't ready for this, but it's no coincidence that you used anti-ai slurs just before your beloved celebrity died. your need to say cl*nker "terminated" dolly 100
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026if I find out who muted my reposts you are getting a BLOCK. those are necessary to understand the wider context of my main posts 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I remember 00s procedural shows and finding "zoom and enhance" so ridiculous. It's confabulating info out of nothing! 20 years later we're betting the entire global economy on it. 120
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026DSA are blood thirsty bolsheviks I say with confidence and expect you to take me seriously on anything ever 100
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026oh so that's why they had to make the trains run on time 130
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"I'm a proud DSA member" okay that's how I know you're lying, none of us are proud of it 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026dude's so focused on woke he's missed all the reds 110
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026All wings, report in. "Red 10 standing by." "Red 7 standing by." "Woke 1 standing by." "Red 9 standing by." 132
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/202650k follower account post with 10k likes: sorry if I'm just too weird for you 🤪 5 follower account post with 0 likes: greys stole my asteroid mining patent again 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026physical binding: weird, viewed as abusive emotionally stunting: common, socially accepted 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026quoting precedent from the prestigious body that deliberates on whether blockedforthispost was justified in the replies to appeal my block 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We demand more affordable access to Trump's Truth Social posts! 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026condemned to the Crypterion Closet, where all the classic movies have had segments edited in of a puppeted corpse cracking insults and puns 011
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026the dale earnhardt stickers prove he craves the dividing barrier 120
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026ironically the online influencers are the only ones with a house 110
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026look man I'm just trying to think of ways to improve public health 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026why is it massage parlors are infamous for happy endings? maybe more people would go to the dentist if those were offered 131
Reposted by jerkdotwadMarginwalker2k2 @marginwalker2k2.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Non-binary cowboy whose pronouns are He / Haw 141
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026after doing some research, it appears that you possibly mean "the afterlife" by "the other side" this glorification of violence is disgusting and against the bluesky tos 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026what do you mean "to get to the other side?" That's overly ambiguous and frankly ridiculous that you expect it to relate the chicken's intentions 110
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026all Texan (Hank Hill) know is eat hot chip and lie 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026oh you have three confirmed kills? that's cute. I never leave survivors to confirm anything 010
Reposted by jerkdotwadT.X. Watson @txwatson.com · 20/02/2025Read Frankenstein today. The creature is an incel & I think I missed my window for bringing that up in class 291
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 05/06/2026o cruel fate, none could have foreseen this tragedy -me, eating shit once again, after ignoring everyone's warnings 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026as a small-d democrat I think we should reach a consensus to end the microaggressions on my micropenis 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026we've empowered our userbase with mod tools for them to do their own moderation and then condemn them for acting like mods, the worst posters in existence 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026reality isn't adhering to my model, which suggests everyone else is simply perceiving reality incorrectly 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026if I donate to your anticapitalist org it's only natural I should have some say on how my donated money is spent, the first being how much return my investment will bring 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Stalinists going to be very mad you're attributing this to Stalin after he died in '53 instead of Khrushchev (even if it was Stalinist govs that were overthrown and Stalinists who advocated for the suppression) 170
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I sigh in relief upon seeing I get more engagement than the attempted assassin 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026why is it always the dude with john brown avatar saying you shouldn't do illegal things, that would be criminal 020