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jerkdotwad

@jerkdotwad.bsky.social
390 followers 307 following 534 posts

Lowbie- and lurker-rights activist. Hauntrepreneur. Words are in NYT, the Atlantic, and Foreign Policy. I saw them, they're there. I block reasonable, interesting people.

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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
content.naic.org/sites/defaul...
Sample from linked report, the 2024 Profitability Report Statutory Net figure found on page 13. Private Passenger Auto Total has 339,422,335 under Net Premiums Earned (000s), and 13.7 under Selling Expense
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
first day of a new job. looking for the biggest coworker to punch. hope I pick right this time, I never seem to make it past the initial day
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
game of thrones sounds like what you call musical chairs at a lazily medieval themed birthday party for your kid who's super into knights right now
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it is an absolute outrage the NYT overlooked my favorite tv show of this century, cocomelon
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hi: informal, childish, indecisive hai: gives impression of a wise sensei
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the banality of evil
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
shows we both have much growing to do
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh yeah, smart guy? then explain dick dragon
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
that's it buddy, you were warned, off the patio
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tbh it'd be worse if someone tried to sell me used shoes
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I refuse to vote for Talarico. I'm not in his district, it would be illegal.
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Grumpy__Dev @grumpy-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hate jokes. It's hard enough to tell if something is AI or not, I now have to discern if a post is some dumbass's idea of humor or not. We live in a world where any and all manner of idiocy and depravity occur on a daily basis. I don't have the cognitive bandwidth for this shit anymore.
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you wouldn't stop. you mocked me. and now ai took tim curry. how much is this worth to you?
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bsky isn't ready for this, but it's no coincidence that you used anti-ai slurs just before your beloved celebrity died. your need to say cl*nker "terminated" dolly
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
if I find out who muted my reposts you are getting a BLOCK. those are necessary to understand the wider context of my main posts
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I remember 00s procedural shows and finding "zoom and enhance" so ridiculous. It's confabulating info out of nothing! 20 years later we're betting the entire global economy on it.
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
DSA are blood thirsty bolsheviks I say with confidence and expect you to take me seriously on anything ever
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh so that's why they had to make the trains run on time
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I'm a proud DSA member" okay that's how I know you're lying, none of us are proud of it
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
securing against unauthorized entryism
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
dude's so focused on woke he's missed all the reds
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what's wrong with being different
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All wings, report in. "Red 10 standing by." "Red 7 standing by." "Woke 1 standing by." "Red 9 standing by."
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
50k follower account post with 10k likes: sorry if I'm just too weird for you 🤪 5 follower account post with 0 likes: greys stole my asteroid mining patent again
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
physical binding: weird, viewed as abusive emotionally stunting: common, socially accepted
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
quoting precedent from the prestigious body that deliberates on whether blockedforthispost was justified in the replies to appeal my block
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We demand more affordable access to Trump's Truth Social posts!
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
condemned to the Crypterion Closet, where all the classic movies have had segments edited in of a puppeted corpse cracking insults and puns
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the dale earnhardt stickers prove he craves the dividing barrier
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ironically the online influencers are the only ones with a house
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
look man I'm just trying to think of ways to improve public health
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
why is it massage parlors are infamous for happy endings? maybe more people would go to the dentist if those were offered
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Marginwalker2k2 @marginwalker2k2.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Non-binary cowboy whose pronouns are He / Haw
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
after doing some research, it appears that you possibly mean "the afterlife" by "the other side" this glorification of violence is disgusting and against the bluesky tos
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
what do you mean "to get to the other side?" That's overly ambiguous and frankly ridiculous that you expect it to relate the chicken's intentions
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
this is disney adult erasure
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
all Texan (Hank Hill) know is eat hot chip and lie
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
oh you have three confirmed kills? that's cute. I never leave survivors to confirm anything
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T.X. Watson @txwatson.com · 20/02/2025
Read Frankenstein today. The creature is an incel & I think I missed my window for bringing that up in class
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
when 🔞 in bio means no one 18 or older
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
o cruel fate, none could have foreseen this tragedy -me, eating shit once again, after ignoring everyone's warnings
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
🤔
New York Times headline: "Schumer, Wary of Blowback, Holds Out on Mamdani"
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
as a small-d democrat I think we should reach a consensus to end the microaggressions on my micropenis
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
we've empowered our userbase with mod tools for them to do their own moderation and then condemn them for acting like mods, the worst posters in existence
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
reality isn't adhering to my model, which suggests everyone else is simply perceiving reality incorrectly
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A picture of a box of delicious Post Nut Clarity Flakes
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
if I donate to your anticapitalist org it's only natural I should have some say on how my donated money is spent, the first being how much return my investment will bring
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Stalinists going to be very mad you're attributing this to Stalin after he died in '53 instead of Khrushchev (even if it was Stalinist govs that were overthrown and Stalinists who advocated for the suppression)
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I sigh in relief upon seeing I get more engagement than the attempted assassin
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
why is it always the dude with john brown avatar saying you shouldn't do illegal things, that would be criminal
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