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jerkdotwad

@jerkdotwad.bsky.social
387 followers 308 following 534 posts

Lowbie- and lurker-rights activist. Hauntrepreneur. Words are in NYT, the Atlantic, and Foreign Policy. I saw them, they're there. I block reasonable, interesting people.

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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
first day of a new job. looking for the biggest coworker to punch. hope I pick right this time, I never seem to make it past the initial day
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
game of thrones sounds like what you call musical chairs at a lazily medieval themed birthday party for your kid who's super into knights right now
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it is an absolute outrage the NYT overlooked my favorite tv show of this century, cocomelon
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I refuse to vote for Talarico. I'm not in his district, it would be illegal.
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Grumpy__Dev @grumpy-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hate jokes. It's hard enough to tell if something is AI or not, I now have to discern if a post is some dumbass's idea of humor or not. We live in a world where any and all manner of idiocy and depravity occur on a daily basis. I don't have the cognitive bandwidth for this shit anymore.
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bsky isn't ready for this, but it's no coincidence that you used anti-ai slurs just before your beloved celebrity died. your need to say cl*nker "terminated" dolly
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
if I find out who muted my reposts you are getting a BLOCK. those are necessary to understand the wider context of my main posts
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I remember 00s procedural shows and finding "zoom and enhance" so ridiculous. It's confabulating info out of nothing! 20 years later we're betting the entire global economy on it.
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
DSA are blood thirsty bolsheviks I say with confidence and expect you to take me seriously on anything ever
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I'm a proud DSA member" okay that's how I know you're lying, none of us are proud of it
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All wings, report in. "Red 10 standing by." "Red 7 standing by." "Woke 1 standing by." "Red 9 standing by."
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
50k follower account post with 10k likes: sorry if I'm just too weird for you 🤪 5 follower account post with 0 likes: greys stole my asteroid mining patent again
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
quoting precedent from the prestigious body that deliberates on whether blockedforthispost was justified in the replies to appeal my block
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We demand more affordable access to Trump's Truth Social posts!
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
condemned to the Crypterion Closet, where all the classic movies have had segments edited in of a puppeted corpse cracking insults and puns
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
why is it massage parlors are infamous for happy endings? maybe more people would go to the dentist if those were offered
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Marginwalker2k2 @marginwalker2k2.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Non-binary cowboy whose pronouns are He / Haw
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
what do you mean "to get to the other side?" That's overly ambiguous and frankly ridiculous that you expect it to relate the chicken's intentions
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
oh you have three confirmed kills? that's cute. I never leave survivors to confirm anything
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T.X. Watson @txwatson.com · 20/02/2025
Read Frankenstein today. The creature is an incel & I think I missed my window for bringing that up in class
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
o cruel fate, none could have foreseen this tragedy -me, eating shit once again, after ignoring everyone's warnings
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
as a small-d democrat I think we should reach a consensus to end the microaggressions on my micropenis
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
we've empowered our userbase with mod tools for them to do their own moderation and then condemn them for acting like mods, the worst posters in existence
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
reality isn't adhering to my model, which suggests everyone else is simply perceiving reality incorrectly
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
if I donate to your anticapitalist org it's only natural I should have some say on how my donated money is spent, the first being how much return my investment will bring
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I sigh in relief upon seeing I get more engagement than the attempted assassin
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
why is it always the dude with john brown avatar saying you shouldn't do illegal things, that would be criminal
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
this site rules
"Zionists" moderation list. First moderated (and presumably zionist) account has "free palestine" in bio
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stephen rude @stephenrude.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
terrifying myself by inventing the evil character "Frantz Qfanon"
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I always skip the even chapters of books. Everyone knows the interesting stuff only happens in the odd chapters.
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Liz Le Mack @lizmack.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Duke’s Hard Mayonnaise
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
As an environmentalist, I support the attack on Iran due to its extensive destruction of fossil fuel infrastructure. Blowing up a pipeline pales in comparison to blowing up the petrodollar
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I am inspired by history because all the accomplished famous people would have agreed with me. Modernoids are too stupid to recognize my genius.
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Peter Ness @peterness.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Whoever builds and designs overhead kitchen cupboards so the sharp door corners mash into my head every fucken day ... ... I trust you are all happy? ... and I hope you ALL die a horrible painful death by impaling yourself on the corner of your own door yourselves!
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You're concerned Platner was on a nazi podcast? I wouldn't know. Frankly, I find it more concerning you listened to a nazi podcast to find out he was on it smdh
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
if only we hadn't been so mean to nazis we'd still have twitter and tiktok, which sucked
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
what the
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social 23m
Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday Good posts: 0 times yesterday
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
of course he opposed wwi, the anti-iww
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
please take a moment to consider the feelings of the bluesky moderators, who will have to be working extra hard suspending people for celebrating the death of a profoundly horrible person
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
these renderings of the planned white house ball room are ridiculously tacky
A large gaudy room, empty except for a sad inflatable ball pit in the middle
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"not my place to educate you" I assert after I demanded you listen to me and you agreed
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
bluesky leftists are arguing with bluesky liberals on whether Lenin was a liberal (derogatory) or a liberal (complementary), while grandmas are discussing how to surveil and disrupt ice activities
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The Trump admin may have ignored international laws, federal laws, and the Constitution, but I draw the line at them flaunting Bluesky ToS.
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
people driven insane by having to look up how to spell bourgeois every time they want to criticize something
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
bigoted to deny me my treats
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
[person in burning building screaming for help] [level headed fireman] wow. you don't have to yell. you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
responding "this but unironically" to all your sincere posts
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"I told u I was hardcore" was one of the last things Vedas typed,[6] and he was found dead by his mother the next day.[7]
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I find it offensive that you wouldn't think I'm a leftist just because I enjoy the idea of fascists hurting people
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jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
nationalism is such horseshit. loyalty shouldn't be given based on geography, but which youtube channel the algorithm served up to you a handful of years ago
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