jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026first day of a new job. looking for the biggest coworker to punch. hope I pick right this time, I never seem to make it past the initial day 000
Reposted by jerkdotwadmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2024game of thrones sounds like what you call musical chairs at a lazily medieval themed birthday party for your kid who's super into knights right now 1112
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it is an absolute outrage the NYT overlooked my favorite tv show of this century, cocomelon 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I refuse to vote for Talarico. I'm not in his district, it would be illegal. 000
Reposted by jerkdotwadGrumpy__Dev @grumpy-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I hate jokes. It's hard enough to tell if something is AI or not, I now have to discern if a post is some dumbass's idea of humor or not. We live in a world where any and all manner of idiocy and depravity occur on a daily basis. I don't have the cognitive bandwidth for this shit anymore. 821
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026bsky isn't ready for this, but it's no coincidence that you used anti-ai slurs just before your beloved celebrity died. your need to say cl*nker "terminated" dolly 100
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026if I find out who muted my reposts you are getting a BLOCK. those are necessary to understand the wider context of my main posts 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I remember 00s procedural shows and finding "zoom and enhance" so ridiculous. It's confabulating info out of nothing! 20 years later we're betting the entire global economy on it. 120
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026DSA are blood thirsty bolsheviks I say with confidence and expect you to take me seriously on anything ever 100
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"I'm a proud DSA member" okay that's how I know you're lying, none of us are proud of it 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026All wings, report in. "Red 10 standing by." "Red 7 standing by." "Woke 1 standing by." "Red 9 standing by." 132
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/08/202650k follower account post with 10k likes: sorry if I'm just too weird for you 🤪 5 follower account post with 0 likes: greys stole my asteroid mining patent again 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026quoting precedent from the prestigious body that deliberates on whether blockedforthispost was justified in the replies to appeal my block 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We demand more affordable access to Trump's Truth Social posts! 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026condemned to the Crypterion Closet, where all the classic movies have had segments edited in of a puppeted corpse cracking insults and puns 011
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026why is it massage parlors are infamous for happy endings? maybe more people would go to the dentist if those were offered 131
Reposted by jerkdotwadMarginwalker2k2 @marginwalker2k2.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Non-binary cowboy whose pronouns are He / Haw 141
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026what do you mean "to get to the other side?" That's overly ambiguous and frankly ridiculous that you expect it to relate the chicken's intentions 110
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026oh you have three confirmed kills? that's cute. I never leave survivors to confirm anything 010
Reposted by jerkdotwadT.X. Watson @txwatson.com · 20/02/2025Read Frankenstein today. The creature is an incel & I think I missed my window for bringing that up in class 291
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 05/06/2026o cruel fate, none could have foreseen this tragedy -me, eating shit once again, after ignoring everyone's warnings 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/06/2026as a small-d democrat I think we should reach a consensus to end the microaggressions on my micropenis 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026we've empowered our userbase with mod tools for them to do their own moderation and then condemn them for acting like mods, the worst posters in existence 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026reality isn't adhering to my model, which suggests everyone else is simply perceiving reality incorrectly 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026if I donate to your anticapitalist org it's only natural I should have some say on how my donated money is spent, the first being how much return my investment will bring 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I sigh in relief upon seeing I get more engagement than the attempted assassin 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026why is it always the dude with john brown avatar saying you shouldn't do illegal things, that would be criminal 020
Reposted by jerkdotwadstephen rude @stephenrude.bsky.social · 28/10/2023terrifying myself by inventing the evil character "Frantz Qfanon" 031
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I always skip the even chapters of books. Everyone knows the interesting stuff only happens in the odd chapters. 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 10/03/2026As an environmentalist, I support the attack on Iran due to its extensive destruction of fossil fuel infrastructure. Blowing up a pipeline pales in comparison to blowing up the petrodollar 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I am inspired by history because all the accomplished famous people would have agreed with me. Modernoids are too stupid to recognize my genius. 000
Reposted by jerkdotwadPeter Ness @peterness.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Whoever builds and designs overhead kitchen cupboards so the sharp door corners mash into my head every fucken day ... ... I trust you are all happy? ... and I hope you ALL die a horrible painful death by impaling yourself on the corner of your own door yourselves! 011
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 02/03/2026You're concerned Platner was on a nazi podcast? I wouldn't know. Frankly, I find it more concerning you listened to a nazi podcast to find out he was on it smdh 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/11/2025if only we hadn't been so mean to nazis we'd still have twitter and tiktok, which sucked 0113
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 04/11/2025please take a moment to consider the feelings of the bluesky moderators, who will have to be working extra hard suspending people for celebrating the death of a profoundly horrible person 020
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025these renderings of the planned white house ball room are ridiculously tacky 021
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025"not my place to educate you" I assert after I demanded you listen to me and you agreed 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 21/10/2025bluesky leftists are arguing with bluesky liberals on whether Lenin was a liberal (derogatory) or a liberal (complementary), while grandmas are discussing how to surveil and disrupt ice activities 051
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The Trump admin may have ignored international laws, federal laws, and the Constitution, but I draw the line at them flaunting Bluesky ToS. 100
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025people driven insane by having to look up how to spell bourgeois every time they want to criticize something 053
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 03/10/2025[person in burning building screaming for help] [level headed fireman] wow. you don't have to yell. you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. 010
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 02/10/2025responding "this but unironically" to all your sincere posts 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I find it offensive that you wouldn't think I'm a leftist just because I enjoy the idea of fascists hurting people 000
jerkdotwad @jerkdotwad.bsky.social · 29/09/2025nationalism is such horseshit. loyalty shouldn't be given based on geography, but which youtube channel the algorithm served up to you a handful of years ago 010