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Jeremy the Goose

@jeremythegoose.bsky.social
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Screwed up just *this* much, now flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong (metaphorically). Hard Quiz centurion, Top Gun expert. Used to fly Army. 🇦🇺

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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 7h
Pretty spotty moth on my kitchen bench.
A moth on a great stone kitchen bench. The moth is photographed from above and is predominantly off-white with orange and black spackling. The orange is a darker burnt orange yet still somehow fairly bright.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 8h
What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - playing backyard cricket with Mr9 - helping Mr9 get ready for his first school camp - watching Bathurst - Mr9 asking what “the people on the internet said they liked about their day”. He loves hearing your answers. 😁
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 16h
Question for the greenthumbs out there: what the hell is basil’s problem?It is the absolute sookiest plant I’ve ever experienced; stalks constantly wilt & die for no apparent reason. How it survived as a species is beyond me…
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - read Mr9’s start to a Halloween story he’s writing (for no reason other than he wants to write a story). - built some product with my brother for our business & got some things organised to talk to a potential new supplier.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - First night back at Little Aths was great. Had 4 trial participants in my age group & they all had fun so will be back! - Mr9 put the effort in at Aths. Performed some of his best ever long jumps.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s something you likes about your day? I’ll go first: - I liked playing games with Mr9 after dinner (Monopoly Deal & Azul). - the weather was spectacular!
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m stumped & need a mathematician (will settle for an accountant). 😭 Not too proud to admit that this problem I’ve been thinking through for hours has defeated me. I made a good step then hit a brick wall, now brain fried & hurty. Help appreciated.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - I got a good chunk more painting done (including rectifying yesterday’s faux pas) - cooked a batch of chilli con carne, so the freezer will be well stocked! - I liked hearing what Mr9 did at lunchtime & who he played with.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TW: Sexual assault and r*pe
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - I liked watching Mr9’s first tennis lesson at a new club. The coach looks to be excellent with kids & Mr9 really enjoyed it. - Sitting outside in the sun. - Made basil pesto with basil straight off the plant.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Basketball tonight didn’t go quite as well as last week. 😅
Head and shoulders photo of my ugly mug with a bright yellow and colourful smiley faces kid’s bandaid on my left eyebrow.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - got my A into G & continued with renovation painting. Per rules of this game, we shall not be discussing the result of that painting. - Mr9 had a good first day back at school.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Accidentally used the wall paint for the architrave around a door!
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Baby Facepalm Reaction
Alt: Baby Facepalm Reaction
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Before multiplayer co-op ruined 100%-ing single player RPGs.
Box art of the game Assassin’s Creed 2
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m a bit late tonight! F1 race was delayed so I was very distracted… 😅 What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - nice weather meant I could play 2 square with Mr9 on the deck - offloaded a chest freezer & freed up some space - cracking F1 race!
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first; - had bacon & maple syrup on pancakes for brekky 🤤 - made some progress on getting an electronic timer for Little Aths working again. Waiting on parts to finish it, but learned a lot & confident I can fix it!
A hard case, about the size of a thick briefcase, open with disassembled & exposed electronic components inside.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What’s something you like about your day? I’ll go first: - Mr9 showed me the T-shirts he designed at a school holiday activity thing today. He made them space themed, which I thought was excellent!
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dealing with the ATO is going to shorten my lifespan. Not paying taxes, that’s all good. It’s the deceased estate stuff… lodging extraordinarily detailed 100% errorless applications with very specific docs that must be certified, & the ATO not being able to find said application a month later.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Negative Ghost Rider The Pattern Is Full
Alt: Negative Ghost Rider The Pattern Is Full clip from the movie Top Gun
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Took @lazerpig.bsky.social with me for a special visit today! The show in the Strike Hangar at RAAF Museum Pt Cook kicks arse, too. GET IN THE ‘VARK, FALCON! @fightertales.bsky.social @animarchyhistory.bsky.social @histofeveryyt.bsky.social @lordhardthrasher.bsky.social
Lazerpig’s patch being held up in front of a Royal Australian Air Force F-111C on display in a museum.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What is something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - spent an awesome day at the RAAF Museum, Pt Cook with Mr9, his best mate & family. If you this post, participate is compulsory! 😁
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s something you liked about your day? I’ll go first: - saw my specialist who is supportive of me getting my heavy vehicle license, so barrier cleared! - cooked Nanna’s bolognese for dinner tonight - bought Project Hail Mary on a physical 4k disc (‘coz fuck streaming, discs are way better!)
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s something you liked about your day? Remember: if you see this, participation is non-optional.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Righto you lot, today’s the day. In our house, over dinner we ask “what’s something you liked about your day?” & everyone MUST say at least 1 thing they liked from that day. I’m bringing it here, starting tonight. If you see the question a response is non-optional.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First game of basketball tonight for about 2 months I’M GONNA DIE
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some hardcore þorn in that passage! *this is a thorn joke, BlueSky*
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@moistenedtart.bsky.social My folks are now significantly closer to you than to me, lol. Their boat is the pink arrow in the circle.
Screenshot of a marine vessel tracking app showing a map of the area around Biggera Waters, Queensland. There are several purple-pink dots and arrows scattered around the map indicating the location of boats on the water. One of the vessel markers has a circle around it indicating it is selected and it is located adjacent to an island, indicating the vessel is likely moored.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Name an animated film you grew up with.
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Robin Hood Shoots Arrow
Alt: Disney’s animated Robin Hood movie wherein all of the characters are anthropomorphised animals. Robin Hood, a Fox, shoots an arrow the ricochets off a frying pan into the air as Friar Tuck, a badger, and Little John, a bear look on.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A monkey puppet in two frames. In the first frame, its eyes are rotated all the way to its right. In the second frame it is looking directly ahead, indicating it is trying to be inconspicuous so as not to be identified with the quoted post, because it should be.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This a DEEP dive so for the normies, the TLDR is; dive into your TV’s menus, opt out of everything you can, & disconnect the TV from any sort of network (LAN, WiFi, all of it). The extent of the native spying is bad enough, but the capabilities readily available to bad actors are terrifying.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s 1am and 20°c here in Melbourne. In September. That’s scary warm. Fucking stop making it worse, #Auspol
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Home made cheeseburger pizza with pita bread base! @floofytyrant.bsky.social Sugo, mustard, red onion, crushed up burger patty, pickles, drizzle of mayo, cheese. It was GOOOOOOOOOD.
Two slices of homemade pizza on a dinner plate.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have a theory that you know you’ve made it when you can exchange good banter.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This was taken with a GoPro so we had the GPS track of the footage. I was doing a shade over 60km/h at the moment I rapidly transitioned from skiing on my feet to skiing in my face.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RS with your home river. I have to drive 5 hours to get to it, but I consider my home river to be Milawa, the mighty Murray. When I’m there, I like to put my feet in the water like this:
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to figure out how to fit a forge, anvil, & power hammer into my already much-too-full-of-crap garage, even though I have precisely zero experience of blacksmithing. Also, booking an introduction to blacksmithing course. Probably should do that one first…
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seriously going to book this at some stage. @yieki.bsky.social classbento.com.au/blacksmithin...
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Blacksmithing Class for Beginners Melbourne | Gifts
Take your first steps in metalwork at this Cheltenham blacksmithing class, forging a real steel item to take home using traditional tools and techniques.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
John Farnham Live with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra (early ‘90s), for reference.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That’s it, Ima visit the surface of the sun. Anyone need any freshly baked helium while I’m there?
Screenshot of a BlueSky thread. It begins with a pair of images of a balding man showing the top of his head where he has clearly used some sort of product to hide the balding. The result resembles pixilation from late 90s computer graphics. Below that is a reply thread, beginning with a comment from me. 

Me: what product is this, MS Paint Windows 3.1 Edition?

Ms Brown: it’s actually sold in stores. It’s spray on hair.

Me: Only on BlueSky does have to explicitly state “this is a joke.”

Ms Brown: Not really but ok.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Only on BlueSky does one have to explicitly state “this is a joke”.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Making caramel popcorn with* Mr9. *he was keen during the stovetop phase, no so much during the hour-long baking phase. 😆 Which is fair.
An oven tray lined with baking paper on a bamboo chopping board. The tray is covered in a layer of popcorn, which is itself coated in caramel. Next to the tray is a wooden flat spoon with drying caramel on the edge.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hearing Flavio Briatore complain about fairness (re; international court of appeal) is some cosmic-level hypocrisy. Get in the bin you cheat. How he was permitted back in the paddock at all is beyond me. However, SUPER pleased for Pierre. He thoroughly deserves this pole. #F1 #ItalianGP #Monza
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Naomi Schiff is a style queen par excellence, in addition to being a quality pundit who is not afraid to call a spade a f@(£ing shovel. #F1 #ItalianGP #Monza
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What video game changed your life?
The cockpit of a Cessna 182 as seen in Microsoft Flight Simulator 98.Box art for Microsoft Flight Simulator 98.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You write 1993 like it’s a bad thing & I’m struggling with that concept. We had Mrs Doubtfire & pine-lime Sunnyboys were readily available.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this (yes I do: Americans), but jeans are denim pants. Thus, there is no such thing as a “jean jacket” because it’s not a jacket made of pants, is it? It’s a denim jacket. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me: =finds >$800 of fraudulent debit card transactions, look for phone no. to call bank. Pushed to use app, struggle to find phone no.= Me: =calls bank= Bank: Hey, how about you use the app instead? We promise it’s great, & faster! Seriously, we don’t want to talk to you, fuck off & use the app.
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Jeremy the Goose @jeremythegoose.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rueben for lunch! 🤤 @floofytyrant.bsky.social
A sandwich under construction. On a slice of thick bread is a slice of Jarlsberg cheese, pastrami, sauerkraut, Russian dressing, & pickles. A toasted Rueben sandwich cut in half on a plate. The bread is golden brown, and between the thick slices of bread is a slice of Jarlsberg cheese, pastrami, sauerkraut, Russian dressing, & pickles.
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