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Jeremy Spitzberg

@jeremyspitzberg.com
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Surrounded by girls 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼🐕 Cyclist 🚴‍♂️ Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) 📝 Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐

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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 21h
Well that’s my Halloween costume sorted for this year!
Caitlin Clark showing the ref her bleeding gums
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 02/10/2026
If sports violence is your thing, skip the NFL and turn on the Aces/Fever WNBA playoff elimination game.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 02/10/2026
Holy shit! This was at Balboa Park!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 02/10/2026
This George Washington? "For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support."
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
Some countries have used them to try to win tournaments, notably the Olympics which for the men has always been a u23 competition.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
Hayes treating the u23s as a chance to get players experience in the US set-up/system and to keep an eye on bubble players (training a the same facilities as the full USWNT). Over-age players can provide the institutional knowledge and leadership for their younger counterparts.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
I didn't realize that Avengers Doomsday was incorporating the Jedi into the MCU.
yeah, i know it 's magneto with a sling but on first glance it looks like he's wearning Jedi robes. and looks like obi wan.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 01/10/2026
today in depressing takes, like "the war with iran probably isn't going to end"
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The Return of the Cutting-Off Way
Structural changes are driving us towards a more chaotic world, defined by "neither peace nor war, but conflict."
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
If this ever gets pointed at club shows, rather than just arenas and stadiums, I am fucked. I guess we’re all fucked, regardless. Sigh.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
Brokeback Mountain, of course
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
September 30 / October 1
Dapper and calm older Henry Rollins at the micYoung and shirtless Henry Rollins screaming into the mic
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
Not to mention that you already have a corer/slicer so it was redundant. ;-)
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
It is no longer joyful. Now it's annoying.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
I've gotten three today. FEC filing deadline, but still.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
I think that's an apple corer.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
I can only assume that "from James Talarico" belongs in air quotes.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
If I get one more text from James Talarico, I'm going to put a Ken Paxton sign in my yard. I live in California.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 30/09/2026
It would be delicious if Jack Smith were indeed colluding with Fani Willis. Just over Signal or something, rather than a clandestine meeting at an NBA game.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
We have reached Ludicrous Intelligence!
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Spaceballs: Ludicrous Speed Go!
ALT: Spaceballs: Ludicrous Speed Go!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
In a meeting and this is just out of view of the Zoom camera.
Dog completely and utterly upside down with all the belly exposed
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Thank you, @sincereengineer.bsky.social!
Laptop with stickers. Pride of place is Sincere Engineer
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Trinity Byars! 🌊 That's awesome. So happy for her -- and for the fact that her halftime substitution last match was just a precaution.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
Moses Malone "MOSES" Nike poster from my youth
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith right now
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Blazing Saddles Talented
ALT: Blazing Saddles Talented
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
People are saying it more and more…
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Lots of talk about Nashville music scene these days, but very little mention of Winona Fighter. We should change that!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Obviously the headline isn’t the problem. The problem is MAHA: the bastard child of the Republican Party and the grifter cinematic universe.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
When “accused rapist” could modify either proper noun in your headline…
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Why is Ben Johnson afraid of Cade Keenum continuing to slice and dice?
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum slicing and dicing!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
@chuckyeaa.bsky.social reppin the SD Loyal. Nice!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 28/09/2026
The Namer of the Rose
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 28/09/2026
Bo Nine. Is this a thing?
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 28/09/2026
This is a Hyper Loop joke. I’m sorry.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 28/09/2026
Kicker was so excited Elon Musk is suing for copyright infringement.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 28/09/2026
“Grimly meandering down a corridor”
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 27/09/2026
Ha!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 27/09/2026
*uniforms
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 27/09/2026
The Bills are going to have to retire whatever these jerseys are.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 27/09/2026
Oh I know. But you’re not from Texas. That’s right, you’re not from Texas…
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 27/09/2026
Where’s Archie?
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 27/09/2026
Slothrust and Queen of Jeans (to name two) have new music coming out. Where’s the weeks-long freakout about that? Don’t tell me you’ve not heard Slothrust and Queen of Jeans?!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/09/2026
Follow-up:
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/09/2026
Some days are like that. And by that, I mean this.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/09/2026
Wild to see Barbara Bonansea in a Wave jersey. In a good way.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/09/2026
Could be. I honestly have no idea Crazy to think you can make transfers on the cusp of the playoffs.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/09/2026
Transfer window is closed, I think, but maybe she’s just not giving her all in training? Or games, for that matter.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/09/2026
If she wants it. I think that without her - say they brought in some nondescript European man - you could drop this team several places each season.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 25/09/2026
If I’m not wrong this isn’t saying she recommended the strongest charge.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 25/09/2026
Well, at least you liked the Candy’s Room joke this morning.
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