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Jeremy Spitzberg

@jeremyspitzberg.com
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Surrounded by girls 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼🐕 Cyclist 🚴‍♂️ Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) 📝 Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐

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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 02/10/2026
Well that’s my Halloween costume sorted for this year!
Caitlin Clark showing the ref her bleeding gums
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
I didn't realize that Avengers Doomsday was incorporating the Jedi into the MCU.
yeah, i know it 's magneto with a sling but on first glance it looks like he's wearning Jedi robes. and looks like obi wan.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
Brokeback Mountain, of course
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/10/2026
September 30 / October 1
Dapper and calm older Henry Rollins at the micYoung and shirtless Henry Rollins screaming into the mic
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
In a meeting and this is just out of view of the Zoom camera.
Dog completely and utterly upside down with all the belly exposed
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Thank you, @sincereengineer.bsky.social!
Laptop with stickers. Pride of place is Sincere Engineer
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
Moses Malone "MOSES" Nike poster from my youth
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/09/2026
Lots of talk about Nashville music scene these days, but very little mention of Winona Fighter. We should change that!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 28/09/2026
“Grimly meandering down a corridor”
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 27/09/2026
Where’s Archie?
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/09/2026
Follow-up:
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/09/2026
Some days are like that. And by that, I mean this.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 25/09/2026
Iron Maiden’s Steve Harris
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 24/09/2026
It should be a bigger deal that our President and his administration are constantly lying to us.
Actual
Photo before AI. Note trumps face and gloved hand.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 23/09/2026
Jush Turok?
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 22/09/2026
You never know what’s around the next corner.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 21/09/2026
First Halloween decorations of the season. Dog not included.
Bones scattered in the dirt and ghost hanging from the tree. Orange dog walks by unbothered 
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 13/09/2026
“As you can see, @chicagostars.com, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!”
Portland thorns forward line(s): 
66 Turner
19 Tordin
22 Weaver
9 Wilson
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 11/09/2026
Hmm. Louisville doesn't normally concede until the 80th minute.
screenshot from famous Yuban coffee commercial. Wife saying something like, "Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home"
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 11/09/2026
Awww. There was a day that this girl loved a soccer ball.
Orange dog in green grass running with a pink soccer ball on her mouth.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 09/09/2026
travel site search for cheap, one-way flights from Portland to Saudi Arabia
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 08/09/2026
ATTN: Donald J. Trump
Spam email I received promoting a $10 billion fund for 9/11 cancer victims. "If you lived or worked in Lower Manhattan after 9/11 and developed any cancer..."
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 08/09/2026
Saw them in Anaheim few years back!
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 08/09/2026
Best wishes! 🐕🐾
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 08/09/2026
In moral terms today is #MollyMonday
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 08/09/2026
Keeping cool. 🐕 💦 🌱
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 08/09/2026
New meme just dropped.
SMU coach angrily pointing after his qb threw an interception
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 07/09/2026
Carrot cake for breakfast. 🙌
The last piece of carrot cake
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 05/09/2026
So much for the “pillars”.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 04/09/2026
When you don’t have a care in the world.
Dog upside down in the middle of the room
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 04/09/2026
When you don’t have a care in the world.
Dog upside down in the middle of the room
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 02/09/2026
Waiting for our invite code.
Dog on her bed
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/09/2026
Yup.
Donald Grump from Sesame Street
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 01/09/2026
Jacqui Oakley:
Princess Leia about to deliver the “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” line.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 31/08/2026
Waiting for friends, and enemies, to walk past the fence. #MollyMonday
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 31/08/2026
Houston weren’t going to score with six months of extra time. Seattle took Patterson out of the game, and the Dash had no plan, or ability, to progress the ball.
Four shots all game, none from closer than 15 yards.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 29/08/2026
Where’s Molly?
Orange dog with her face hidden behind a giant banana plush toy
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/08/2026
They were the best!
Ash 1 coverSword of Azrael fold out/wraparound (?) coverXO Manowar 0 wraparound (foil!) cover
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/08/2026
New team name just dropped!
fantasy PL team name, " Promise, David? Honest, Anahor. "
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 26/08/2026
Watching the Detectives Wednesday, August 26, 2026
Dog lying in the grass watching the world go by
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 25/08/2026
This energy:
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 25/08/2026
We're going to have to make up for Dolly Parton's talent and kindness in the aggregate.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 25/08/2026
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
Same dog. Same grass. Now lying down with shadows making hard lines across the photo
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 24/08/2026
Everyone seems to be posting photos from their dog walks and I’ve never met a bandwagon I’m happier to join.
Orange dog on green grass with pink tongue
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 22/08/2026
Evidently, in this case, excused absence really means maternity leave. 💕
houstondash O
MALIA BERKELY ANNOUNCES
BABY GIRL IS ON THE WAY
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 22/08/2026
Game time! #LFGSD
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 21/08/2026
Good luck! I've spent all week on Amad instead of Mbuemo thinking I was some sort of shiny super brain. Deciding now that I'd rather just go with the herd at the start. Similar to you, he'll become Wirtz in GW3. BB1.
Man Utd
Lammens
Fixture: Hull City, AwayHUL (A)


Arsenal
Calafiori
Fixture: Coventry City, HomeCOV (H)


Chelsea
Palestra
Fixture: Fulham, AwayFUL (A)


Sunderland
Hume
Fixture: Ipswich Town, AwayIPS (A)


Arsenal
Tzolis
Fixture: Coventry City, HomeCOV (H)


Man Utd
Mbeumo
Fixture: Hull City, AwayHUL (A)


Man Utd
B.Fernandes
Fixture: Hull City, AwayHUL (A)


Brentford
Schade
Fixture: Spurs, HomeTOT (H)


Chelsea
João Pedro
Fixture: Fulham, AwayFUL (A)


Man City
Haaland
Fixture: Bournemouth, HomeBOU (H)


Leeds
Calvert-Lewin
Fixture: Nott'm Forest, AwayNFO (A)

Substitutes
GKP

Brighton
Verbruggen
Fixture: Aston Villa, HomeAVL (H)

1. MID

Brighton
Gomez
Fixture: Aston Villa, HomeAVL (H)

2. DEF

Brentford
Kayode
Fixture: Spurs, HomeTOT (H)

3. DEF

Ipswich Town
Davis
Fixture: Sunderland, HomeSUN (H)
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 20/08/2026
Dummies.
Two dogs sunning themselves in a mulch-lined yard.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 19/08/2026
“This tree is a member of the pea family”, he mused to no one in particular.
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Jeremy Spitzberg @jeremyspitzberg.com · 17/08/2026
Inside of you there are two wolves…
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