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Jeremy Jenkins

@jeremyjenkins.net
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Chocolatier. Also into photography, filmmaking, gardening, writing, and too many other things… Greater London 🇬🇧 | AuDHD Chocolate shop currently on summer break.

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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/09/2026
Very generous.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/09/2026
A bit far by road, but very close if you swim!
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/09/2026
TO RENT. Sublime location in central London. Very spacious. Flooded with natural light. No pets. Fish allowed. £1,800 per month. Service charge not included. Water included.
A small boat, half sunk in a river.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/09/2026
Location is Norbury Park, Druid's grove.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/09/2026
Found a monster during today’s walk. He recently celebrated his 3000th birthday, so he’s a bit grumpy at the moment.
A very old tree with a big hole looking like a mouth and smaller holes looking like eyes.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/09/2026
Another year, another visit to Tulleys Pumpkins Festival. Lots of wonderful new displays this year and, as always, some marshmallow roasting. 🎃
A field covered in pumpkins of various sizes and shapes.An old land rover car in a pumpkin patch. The license plate reads ‘Tulleys’A young woman roasting two marshmallows on a stick over a fire pitA man roasting a marshmallow on a stick over a fire pit.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 12/09/2026
Not great. Many leaves but few flowers… too warm too soon and too long I guess 😭
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 12/09/2026
Black & White.
A black and white photo of a man back against a tree in a forest.A black and white photo of a woman walking in a forest.A black and white photo of a retro London bus at a bus stop.A black and white photo of an open ceiling bordered by trailing plants in the ruins of a church. A plane is flying through the sky.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 07/09/2026
I took this photo during a walk in Swinley Forest last Saturday. It’s one of my favourite places to walk in autumn, but sadly it was still too early for mushrooms. I’ll try again in a few weeks.
A low-angle view looking straight up the trunk of a tall tree, leading towards spreading branches against a blue sky, surrounded by other trees.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 01/09/2026
Hello, September. Glad you’re finally here, but please do not give us a warm welcome. A cold shoulder is fine.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/08/2026
I need to eat something different for lunch and dinner every day or I’ll go crazy. Yet somehow, I’ve eaten the exact same breakfast every day for almost two years. Make it make sense.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/08/2026
It is lovely indeed. I might not manage to wait seven years before I go back though!
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/08/2026
It is! And they have a nice cafe inside the castle if you need a break after all those stairs 🤣
Slices of cake on a wooden table. An open window with view of Arundel Castle in the background.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 30/08/2026
A visit to Arundel Castle. 📸🏰 I’ve been wanting to see it for a long time, so I’m happy to finally tick it off my list.
A photo Arundel Castle, a medieval stone castle, taken from a green garden filled with bushes and flowers.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/08/2026
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/08/2026
Thanks! ☺️ Still a lot to learn though!
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/08/2026
Sadly, or fortunately, I don’t have much space available for more 😂
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/08/2026
Some do, some don’t. Autumn is my favourite moment of the year 😄
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/08/2026
Hopefully no more heatwaves this year 🤞
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/08/2026
Like many people with ADHD, I often feel like ‘a jack of all trades, master of none’, as they say. But that isn’t true. I am a master at one of the most important things in the world: I can do the voice of Gollum to perfection.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 27/08/2026
Finally, some rain.
Pink salvia enjoying some rain on a garden.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026
Can someone tell Death to calm down for just 2 minutes? Or at least go after someone who actually deserves it for once?
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026
I will take anything that makes me forget this horrible summer 😭
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026
Yes, I had to take a much longer break than expected because of the heat. Not sure when I’ll start again yet, but that’s okay. I think I really needed a break 🤣
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026
I’m ready. Bring on the spook.
Shelves filled with Halloween and autumnal decorations in a store.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026
Thanks! Oh, I had no idea! Glad to have learned something new!
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 26/08/2026
Morning 😄
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Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GNU Dolly 💖
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 25/08/2026
Reflection.
Trees and sky, separated from their reflection in the pond by a misty veil.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 23/08/2026
An afternoon in St James’s Park.
A man sitting on a wooden bench in a park.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 22/08/2026
Taiyaki.
A hand holding a taiyaki: a Japanese fish-shaped cake filled with, in this case, custard.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 22/08/2026
Enough of summer. I’m ready for autumn.
A Halloween themed Pokemon mug. Pokopia and bookshelves in the background.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 14/08/2026
Thought we were about to get nuked. My first reaction, before I read the alert, was: “At least we’re already in the car. I can drive at full speed away from the blast zone.” As if my little Fiat 500 was going to outrun a nuclear explosion. 😭😂
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 14/08/2026
I was driving in the middle of a five-lane roundabout when the government alarm went off on my phone. Then it went off on my wife’s phone. Then a second time on mine. We’re fine. Our hearts… not so much.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 12/08/2026
Warmer than the original. 😂
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 12/08/2026
A very bad one 🤣
The sun covered by the moon at 80%, casting an eerie glow over the city.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 12/08/2026
Evening walk.
A few deer grazing in a park.
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Crafty Ghoul 👻🎃 @craftycow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ive been trying to get more photos of the new cat sofa WITHOUT Banksy on it.. but she won't get off it.. I think we can assume its comfy craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4552....
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 09/08/2026
Hey! I’m okay, thanks for checking in. I’ve been dealing with a few health issues lately but I’m slowly feeling better and hopefully I’ll be back to posting soon!
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 09/08/2026
Hi! Thanks asking! I’ve had to deal with some health issues recently, but I’m slowly starting to feel better. I really appreciate you checking in. Hope you’re doing well too! 😊
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 21/06/2026
Just when you think it can’t get any worse…
Same weather forecast now saying 42C°.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 21/06/2026
I wish 🥲
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 21/06/2026
Run now before it’s too late 🥲
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 21/06/2026
Well, it's actually worse now.
Weather forecast now saying 42C°
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/06/2026
AccuWeather. It’s a bit warmer than what the Met Office predicts, but they are, sadly, often right.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/06/2026
Seriously considering booking tickets to the North Pole.
Weather forecast showing up to 40C° next week.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 20/06/2026
Good morning! 🌱 The first dahlia of the year is in bloom. A bit late, especially with how warm it’s been, but I’m happy it’s finally starting. Have a lovely weekend!
A red dahlia in bloom in a garden
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 24/05/2026
Good morning! 🌱 Watering the plants before we hit 35°C this afternoon, followed by 38°C over the next two days. Take care and keep hydrated. ✨
A small garden full of plants. Purple rhododendrons in the foreground, red and orange roses in the background.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 10/05/2026
There are worse ways to end the weekend.
A rhubarb tart in a grey pie dish.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 09/05/2026
Good morning! The first Bathsheba rose of the season is now in bloom. 🌱 Wishing you a wonderful weekend!
A pale orange rose with layered petals.
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