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Jeramiah Dooley

@jeramiah.net
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- Sr. Director @GitHub - Model train super freak 🚂 - Too many shoes. 👟 I used to be fun.

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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 29/09/2026
I don't know about you, but I'm excited to have 40% of GDP growth tied to a company who is losing $42 Billion dollars a year, and for that to be one of the LEAST problematic statements they made in their bid to become a publicly traded company.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 07/09/2026
What a genuinely mind-opening way to start Labor Day. Wonderful premise, wonderful piece of writing. We spend our lives trying to educate ourselves out of being talked down to...and here we are.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 02/08/2026
Cops? Abusing partners? Misusing access? Say it ain't so.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 02/08/2026
I had the nightmare of getting to see this first hand. I watched someone I loved cater and accommodate her and her daughter's narcissistic abuser for years, because that's what prolonged trauma does to good people. I hope they're okay. 🫶🏼
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 26/07/2026
Good. Fucking creeps being creepy.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 26/06/2026
It's always fun to watch a "professional" throw an absolute tantrum about something not going their way. People always tell you who they are eventually, you just have to wait for it.
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Cassidy @cassidoo.co · 23/06/2026
Something that's been pretty nice in the GitHub Copilot app is how helps me with pixel pushing responsive layouts. I've been working on a design update for my app PocketCal, and I used it to test screen sizes and it gave me screenshots based on all the ranges I asked for!
Cassidy's chat with screenshots at different pixel ranges
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/06/2026
Been a fun morning of product launching! Easily one of my favorite tools that @github.com has ever released, so excited for the team who crossed a huge milestone this morning. Are you using the GitHub Copilot App? I'd love to hear what you think. It's become my primary dev surface at this point!
Pre-GA app with "check for updates" button.Pre-GA app with new version downloaded.GA app showing version 1.0.0!!!
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 03/06/2026
If someone came up to me and used "Approve and Implelement with Autopilot" as a pickup line, I'd probably waive the prenup.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 28/05/2026
OH: "If you see the wine, it's time to resign."
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Plasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/05/2026
They lost me at "86-year old" and I'm not reading the rest. Just die and take your pre-Boomer bullshit with you.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/05/2026
For years, this message has been consistent like a metronome. And yet they have to keep saying it... Strange.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/05/2026
It's amazing how quickly the AI narrative went from "vibe your entire existance, put AI everywhere!" to "Oh, shit, this costs actual money!" Also ironic that people are complaining about price increases and yet NONE of us know what the actual burdened cost of all this is. Wild times.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 16/05/2026
More and louder. Love to see it.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 11/05/2026
Ironically, the more the Post tells me about all the terrible things she believes and fights for, the more I like her. It's not an opinion section, it's free @aoc.bsky.social marketing, courtesy of Bezos. That's got to be infuriating for him 🤣
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 11/05/2026
A functioning, understandable, respectable Republican party.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 09/05/2026
Is there a support group for people who have wasted entire days trying to get ONE clean Playwright run? I don't drink, but today has me doubting the wisdom of that decision.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 04/05/2026
Today is shaping up to be one of those days where I wrestle with existential questions. Welcome to 2026. I am Jeramiah's sense of helplessness.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 29/04/2026
PS: 100% all 12 are WOC.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 24/04/2026
I just learned that statistically the person most likely to kill you is the person you are living with. There are a few current situations I know of where I'd encourage this and very much hope it's true. PS: I live alone, I'm safe.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 21/04/2026
Was listening to a podcast about the original Bad News Bears, and when it came to the scene where the dad slaps his kid the hosts were adamant: that would never happen today because the dad would have his life destroyed. Except in Texas. Definitely not in Texas. They don't seem to care there.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 19/04/2026
My car has a satellite internet connection that's 5x faster and 5x cheaper than the cable internet in my first apartment. What a wild time we live in.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 18/04/2026
BUT the real musical throwback today is to show much love and respect to the Indigo Girls and send a big hug to Emily. As the band I've seen live an order of magnitude greater than any other there's always going to be a special place in my heart and in my life for them.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 18/04/2026
Throwback to the playlist a 16-year-old I knew logged into my Spotify and made to celebrate her and her mom getting away from their abuser. It's a banger of a playlist, and she's an amazing young woman. I love it. "I Think He Knows" cracks me up.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 16/04/2026
Of all the pieces of shit that Trump has subjected the country to, and there are a SIGNIFICANT number of them to be sure, Pete Hegseth has to be the most despicable of all of them. The smallest of small dick energy, and that's with him standing next to JD Vance. He has to end up on trial. Has to.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 15/04/2026
There are parts of the country where people immediately react with consternation when I use sir and ma'am, and I don't care, I'll keep doing it until they understand it's simply a sign of civility and respect.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 13/04/2026
I hate that five years ago Fox News would have been the only option for this post, but now you actually have choices.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 13/04/2026
My sister just texted me to let me know that her FIL had died suddenly in his sleep. My heart aches for them and their young kids. Also, not gonna lie, one of my first thoughts was "That's not the worst way to go out in 2026." Send them good thoughts please, if you have them to spare. 🫶
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 12/04/2026
Can I get JD Vance to visit with a child abuser and rapist I know in Texas? Seems like everywhere he shows up these days, what follows is overdue consequences for terrible people. It's good to see.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 12/04/2026
It hasn't been often in the last 50 years that the United States can look across the ocean and see an example that they absolutely need to follow, but this is one of those moments. Congratulations to Hungary, this didn't come easy or cheap but they did it.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 10/04/2026
Please stop using AI for art. It's dumber at human things than the worst human you've ever met. Don't do it. Art, music, writing, just don't.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 10/04/2026
Substack of any kind for any reason is a non-starter for me but this a new kind of lunacy. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Cassidy @cassidoo.co · 10/04/2026
Have you seen the new /pulls view on GitHub, yet? If you opt in to the new experience, your pull requests get WAY more organized, with everything from custom views to collapsible sections to filtering by org and repo.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 10/04/2026
I was given one slide and 3 minutes to give an update on my team's work and share a CTA for the larger org. Three minutes. One slide.🙄 An hour later I have one slide, 70 animations, and it all fits in 180 seconds. I *am* going to make sure this team gets recognized for their work if it breaks me. 💪
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 30/03/2026
I imagine it has to be extremely uncomfortable to have someone like you far more than you are capable of liking yourself.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 29/03/2026
I worked as a panel moderator for GitHub at the MVP Summit last week, and was astounded at how quickly even the most skeptical devs have gotten completely addicted to AI. As something that's precariously perched on top of two companies that have no business plan, this is going to be interesting.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 28/03/2026
“The only minority destroying America are billionaires,” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Ashley Cooper @ashleycooper.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You don't need to watch this. The trailer, the show, none of it. You are not a child anymore. There are other stories. Potter may have once been a well of inspiration or joy, but that well is poisoned by the venom of its creator who sees every engagement as endorsement of her war on trans people.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 19/03/2026
I'm watching episode four of the new season of Paradise and what the actual fuck and why isn't there a warning label and WHAT THE FUCK?
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 12/03/2026
It's almost like professional soldiers know what the fuck they are doing, and politicians should be listening to them.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 08/03/2026
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 08/03/2026
To all my friends who live overseas: make sure the first thing you ask any American visiting is who they voted for. Ask where they were on January 6th. Ask the questions that let you know who you are dealing with and treat them appropriately. Thank you. 🫶
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 07/03/2026
So, Google built an empire by turning search into an ad market selling user data to subsidize free services that they sometimes shut down on a whim while getting media companies addicted to easy traffic, and have now pulled the rug out from their own feet by making advertising on Google pointless?
futurism.com
Evidence Grows That Google's AI Overviews Have Eviscerated the Media Industry
Google's AI overviews have eviscerated the media landscape, with some top publications losing up to 97 percent of their web traffic.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 07/03/2026
Spent two days recording and editing a video, brought it in right at 30 minutes, as planned, and then LITERALLY the second I clicked "render" I got a WAY better idea for how to do it and started over. Send help.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 06/03/2026
"Hogg had admitted to a charge accusing him of shouting and swearing at his then-wife as well as tracking her movements and sending alarming text messages. The offending took place over a five-year period," In England this gets you stripped of royal honors. Not quite the same consequences in Texas.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 05/03/2026
Could we get Kamala back to make him cry too?
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 05/03/2026
Kristi Noem quoting Orwell in a speech she gave after she was fired but before she found out she'd been fired for incompetently bringing an overwhelming surveillance and police state to American cities while murdering citizens doesn't even really qualify as "ironic" in 2026. It's just Thursday.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 03/03/2026
Keeping this handy for the next couple weeks.
FUCK OFF.
THEN KEEP FUCKING OFF.
KEEP FUCKING OFF UNTIL YOU GET TO A GATE WITH A SIGN SAYING "YOU CAN'T FUCK OFF PAST HERE." CLIMB OVER THE GATE, DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM, AND KEEP FUCKING OFF FOREVER.
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