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Jeramiah Dooley

@jeramiah.net
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- Sr. Director @GitHub - Model train super freak 🚂 - Too many shoes. 👟 I used to be fun.

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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/06/2026
Been a fun morning of product launching! Easily one of my favorite tools that @github.com has ever released, so excited for the team who crossed a huge milestone this morning. Are you using the GitHub Copilot App? I'd love to hear what you think. It's become my primary dev surface at this point!
Pre-GA app with "check for updates" button.Pre-GA app with new version downloaded.GA app showing version 1.0.0!!!
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/05/2026
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! Oh, wait, my pro plan includes one animation a week and editing a single video is going to cost me....how much? It's interesting to see AI go through the hype cycle in other industries.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 18/04/2026
Throwback to the playlist a 16-year-old I knew logged into my Spotify and made to celebrate her and her mom getting away from their abuser. It's a banger of a playlist, and she's an amazing young woman. I love it. "I Think He Knows" cracks me up.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 10/04/2026
This slide might be my Opus. I might have to put it on LinkedIn.
A stunningly impressive list of PowerPoint animations on a single slide. Whoever made this slide is truly the Picasso of PowerPoint.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 08/03/2026
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 03/03/2026
Keeping this handy for the next couple weeks.
FUCK OFF.
THEN KEEP FUCKING OFF.
KEEP FUCKING OFF UNTIL YOU GET TO A GATE WITH A SIGN SAYING "YOU CAN'T FUCK OFF PAST HERE." CLIMB OVER THE GATE, DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM, AND KEEP FUCKING OFF FOREVER.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 02/03/2026
Such an amazing show.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 28/02/2026
Saw this on IG and haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 15/02/2026
I love this show.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 15/02/2026
I choo choo chose her. Went about as well as that Simpsons episode. 🤣😭
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 08/02/2026
You're Not Angry Enough
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 07/02/2026
People hurt us. Or they vanish. And you're right, it really blows.
Fine!
We're damaged
Really damaged
But that does not make us wise
We're not special
We're not different
We don't choose who lives or dies
Let's be normal
See bad movies
Sneak a beer and watch TV
We'll bake brownies
Or go bowling
Don't you want a life with me?
Can't we be seventeen?
That's all I want to do
If you could let me in
I could be good with you
People hurt us
Or they vanish
And you're right, it really blows
But we let go
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 05/02/2026
Turtles. Just because.
Turtles on a log.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 27/01/2026
Was helping to build a Spotify playlist for work and came across this absolute banger, made with me by someone who was so excited to finally get away from an abusive situation. I sure hope she's doing okay; I was a big fan of hers. 🫶
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 26/01/2026
Correct.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 26/01/2026
I can't tell you how happy I am that I was able to get out of this area before the storm hit. Glad I was asked to be there, but thank goodness it was a quick trip.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 22/01/2026
No idea why people choose to live like this. Hopefully it's the last time I'll have to make this drive, I'm done with this part of the country until summer.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 14/01/2026
Also, I don't believe this for a *second* but it's funny it agreed.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 14/01/2026
I never really thought about this and have rarely been as anxious about typing out a question in my life. Nor have I been as gratified by the response. In 2026, I couldn't be happier to be a nobody on the internet.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 12/01/2026
Train store parking sign. Epic. More choo.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 12/01/2026
Choo choo.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 12/01/2026
Trainwreck if I've ever seen one.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 03/01/2026
lol lies
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 01/01/2026
At the end of the year, she's back with their abuser, and I'm left with a huge hole at the center of my life. I had no backup plan. If you would, send up a thought for all of the abused folks out there who are doing their best to protect themselves and their children. Hug them if you can. 💔
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 01/01/2026
This is my 50th of these, and I can honestly say I've never had a year end as such an abject disaster after starting with so much promise. A year ago this week I was introduced to the person who was supposed to be my step-daughter, by the woman who was supposed to be my person. We were so close.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 26/12/2025
Best Christmas present I got this year. And yes it does just suck. This was not the plan. This was not what I was promised. That's life, huh? Gotta figure out what the next plan is. And then the next.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 15/12/2025
How it started, how it's going. First post of 2025, today. It was not, dear reader, the year I stopped being so easy to take advantage of. Not at all. Not one bit.
Screenshot of a dark-mode social media post by Jeramiah Dooley (@jeramiah.net), The post reads: “I held out hope for 2024 until the very end, but it’s been nothing but a disappointment, from a personal standpoint. Maybe 2025 is when I stop being so easy to take advantage of. Probably not.” Two-panel movie still from The Princess Bride. In the top panel, the man looks down at an open book and touches his face thoughtfully; on-screen caption reads, “All right now, let’s see, where were we?” In the bottom panel, he looks up at the boy while holding the book; the caption reads, “Oh yes. In the Pit of Despair.” The tone is dry and comedic.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 15/12/2025
I don't remember a single thing about this post, and I'm not on the bad site anymore so I can't look back and see what the discussion was, but I couldn't be more grateful that this content disappeared when the company was acquired. I retroactively apologize. 😂 #younganddumb #startuplife
Screenshot of a URL to a document that doesn't exist anymore called "A Skeptics Guide to Analyst Reports" that had to be a disaster.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 13/12/2025
Sen. Chuck Grassley has been in Congress since 1975. That's the year I was born. I'm 50 years old. I don't care about the reputation you built three generations ago, just die or retire. Or both. ☠️ Look at who is standing up for him in this piece. Just go away already. apnews.com/article/gras...
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 12/12/2025
I get myself the best Christmas gifts. 🧦👟
Three pairs of shoes and two sets of socks. One that's black and one that's white.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 06/12/2025
Oh shit. They got one of me too!
Man cowers in the corner of a room.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 30/11/2025
Jesus. What have I been doing with my life?
A screenshot of a phone screen displaying an American Airlines AAdvantage anniversary message. The text reads: "Happy 24-year AAdvantage® anniversary! Jeramiah, thanks for being an AAdvantage® member. We're grateful to be part of your journey and look forward to more adventures in the years to come." Below the text is a graphic of two suitcases and several balloons.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 28/11/2025
Word.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 26/11/2025
Just feels appropriate for no particular reason.
Alt text: “Outline of the state of Texas with bold text inside reading ‘0 DAYS WITHOUT BEING A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT,’ styled like a workplace safety sign for satirical effect.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 18/11/2025
Well, this hits a little differently today. Big hugs to anyone stuck in this kind of situation, I hope you get what you need to be okay.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/11/2025
2025 in a nutshell.
The road to death is a long march beset with all evils, and the heart fails little by little at each new terror, the bones rebel at each step, the mind sets up its own bitter resistance and to what end? The barriers sink one by one, and no covering of the eyes shuts out the landscape of disaster, nor the sight of crimes committed there.

KATHERINE ANNE PORTER,

Pale Horse, Pale Rider
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/11/2025
Louder, please, for the people in the back.
Doing people wrong and then disappearing isn't "protecting your peace." It's just running from the mess you created.

You don't get to hurt someone, stay silent, and then act like distance is healing it's not.

It's just a quiet place where your guilt echoes louder.

Real peace comes from honesty, from facing the truth, from apologizing when you know you should. Not from blocking conversations, not from pretending you're the victim.

Avoiding accountability isn't self-care. It's self-deception.

Because peace built on someone else's pain is never peace it's just avoidance wearing a pretty name.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 17/11/2025
Here's something new.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 09/11/2025
Can I share my cute frog pictures with you, Bluesky? I used to have someone who loved for me to send them, and I don't want this kind of photogenic talent to be wasted.
Cute froggy picture.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 27/09/2025
Peak 2025 is realizing a dream that was once unthinkable and finding out not a single person I love wanted to join me. Sigh. Choo choo.
Norfolk and Western J-Class Locomotive #611Norfolk and Western J-Class Locomotive #611Norfolk and Western J-Class Locomotive #611Me sitting alone in the best seats on the train, at the top of a full dome passenger car being pulled through the mountains of Virginia by a living, unique, piece of American history.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 19/09/2025
I have found the problem. Let's spend the rest of the next three years fixing this, and I bet we'll see the changes we want.
Chart showing the support for fascism and white nationalist by...white people and white people alone.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 09/09/2025
Outline drawing of the state of Texas with text reading "Zero days without being a national embarrassment"
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 05/09/2025
They even give you free money afterwards! Man, what a country. 💉🙌💰
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 05/09/2025
Here's hoping this *really* pisses off the Secretary of HHS. Go get your vaccines, the folks at CVS are super nice.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 01/09/2025
Someday the bees in my brain are a lot to deal with so I find something to hyper focus on and let the day pass around me. This has been one of those weekends.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 28/08/2025
Hello, sexy.
Photo of the box for a Google Pixel 10 Pro XL phone.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 11/08/2025
So, does LaGuardia not suck now, or something? Terminal B is incredible. I like it.
Photo looking down on concourse B at LGA airport in Queens, NY.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 03/08/2025
See what I mean? Follow the spending.
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 02/08/2025
I have an urgent message for Jim Cramer: shut the fuck up, I have local weathermen who are right with more regularity than you. How does he still have a job?
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Jeramiah Dooley @jeramiah.net · 29/07/2025
Also, fuck Texas.
Outline of the state of Texas that reads "0 Days without being a national embarrassment."
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