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Dour Abby

@jephtha.bsky.social
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
They’ll print them out for Dan Bongino to color on
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Fucking hindsight
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
I don’t want him on my television unless he’s in cuffs or a coffin
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
*Ace Frehley voice* 🎵 I’m back 🎵 🎵 Back in the Blue Man Grouuuuup 🎵
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Poor Sebadoh — saw that tour three nights earlier in Chapel Hill. The unknown Dog Faced Hermans got called back out for at least two encores, though I really want to say three. Sebadoh took the stage throwing money and Reese’s cups to the crowd, just humiliated
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
I’m the Joey Chestnut of leftovers on the last day at the beach house
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
i can’t imagine why someone would resort to extrajudicial efforts to hold a criminal accountable
apple.news
Judge tosses Trump documents case, ruling prosecutor was unlawfully appointed
A U.S. judge in Florida on Monday dismissed the criminal case accusing Donald Trump of illegally keeping classified documents after leaving office, handing the Republican former president another majo...
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Spotify in-app promotion for “Blend” feature showing five white women’s hands, juxtaposed with white wine bottle labeled “Rare White Blend”
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
“Tequila” in the style of Fugazi’s “Waiting Room”
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Trust me I’ve made up for it braying at cyclists on the pedestrian side
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Hero alert
apple.news
NYC schools have a 1-day week before winter break. This student is trying to change that.
NYC public schools are open Monday, Dec. 23 before closing the rest of the week. A Brooklyn seventh grader is petitioning to make that a day off.
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
No one likes them, but in the US at least they’ve subsidized most of what has passed for culture for a century and change
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Rage bait for ad impressions. Cheap, time-tested formula. Actual news rarely funds itself
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Oh neato 3rd-most aid in the nation you don’t say
theadvocate.com
Federal government pitches in half of Louisiana's revenue; near top in U.S.
Louisiana receives half its revenues from the federal government – more than any other state but Wyoming and Alaska.
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
It’s great that we’re doing everything possible to breed more of the nation’s backwardest cousin-fuckers
apple.news
Louisiana governor signs law to declare abortion drugs ‘dangerous substances’
Published May 24, 2024, 6:05 PM CT
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
Mose Allison performing Live at the Witch Trials
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Overlooked dub album
YouTube Screengrab
Peppa Pig - Official Channel
Peppa Pig Meets Pedro Pony in the Jungle!
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
A fun urinal activity is enjoying the funhouse reflection of your junk in the plumbing chrome
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Best thing on the Internet, 15 years running
youtu.be
Usher* Love in This Club* The Rock-afire Explosion
We are under attack! Please subscribe so I can send you our new links if we are hacked and our videos destroyed again!Choreographer-Chris Thrash--Get your f...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Texas Law Enforcement
Protecting elementary school kids from a shooter and beating unarmed college kids
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
the Kent State massacre was metabolized as a tragedy in history books, but it was cheered by reactionaries at the time. the fantasy of delivering violence to naive young liberals is foundational to the modern right. they never learned the lesson of Kent State because they never stopped supporting it
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Imagine fucking Bobby McFerrin
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
‘Family Guy’’s Peter Griffin doing his “What Really Grinds My Gears” TV news commentary
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
en.wikipedia.org
List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response - Wikipedia
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Being made of light (Galactus) and being made of space (Eternity) meet in Silver Surfer #10 (1987)
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Fascinatingly, 1 percent of tv static is the ghost of the Big Bang
youtu.be
Everything and Nothing: Part 1,
Why does it get dark at night? The answer comes through stories of the boundaries of the known universe, investigating our understanding of space.This award-...
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
BlueSky still using the Hicklin rule
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
It’s a very fucked up point of pride to tout your children’s “good taste” in music, movies, etc. Congrats buddy — glad you’d let your kid sit with you in the school cafeteria
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
You’re looking at a menu, not the X axis
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Everyone is capable of listening to anything, given context. Life is chaos, even if it’s not coming through your stereo
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Attn Friends of Bill (Burton)
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
I know evangelicals like to tout Trump as some new messiah but the net effect is that I wonder whether Christ was actually a scheming scumbag
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Family so fatigued at me playing opera around the house that they’re not batting an eye at Half Machine Lip Moves
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
At any moment, someone is getting amped up to Heart’s Kick It Out, punching the air in their childhood basement
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Five years later and still Marie Kondoing my tighty whities into little cubes
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Elevators used to be as straightforward and distilled a user experience as it got, now for some reason we have this
PLEASE INPUT YOUR DESIRED FLOOR AND WAIT UNDER
THE CORRESPONDING NUMBER
For the system to function efficiently and properly dispatch
Elevators to Hall-Calls,
the Key Rule is - Use the Keypad to Register Your Destination Floor, Even If You Are Part Of A Group All Going To The Same Floor
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Goddammit I messed up my hand and forgot to make a single violin joke after my doctor appts
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
When your algorithm’s not even phoning it in
Fred Houn fans also like Black Flag
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Fugue for airhorns
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Your so-called friends are listening to
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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Here’s to my sweet Satan apple.news/AxH6FcuCoTke4SAAjoPJemQ
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