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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

I don’t want him on my television unless he’s in cuffs or a coffin

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

*Ace Frehley voice* 🎵 I’m back 🎵 🎵 Back in the Blue Man Grouuuuup 🎵

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

I’m the Joey Chestnut of leftovers on the last day at the beach house

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

“Tequila” in the style of Fugazi’s “Waiting Room”

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 25/05/2024

It’s great that we’re doing everything possible to breed more of the nation’s backwardest cousin-fuckers

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Louisiana governor signs law to declare abortion drugs ‘dangerous substances’

Published May 24, 2024, 6:05 PM CT

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 18/05/2024

Mose Allison performing Live at the Witch Trials

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

A fun urinal activity is enjoying the funhouse reflection of your junk in the plumbing chrome

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

Texas Law Enforcement

Protecting elementary school kids from a shooter and beating unarmed college kids

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/04/2024

the Kent State massacre was metabolized as a tragedy in history books, but it was cheered by reactionaries at the time. the fantasy of delivering violence to naive young liberals is foundational to the modern right. they never learned the lesson of Kent State because they never stopped supporting it

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Imagine fucking Bobby McFerrin

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 24/01/2024

I know evangelicals like to tout Trump as some new messiah but the net effect is that I wonder whether Christ was actually a scheming scumbag

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

Family so fatigued at me playing opera around the house that they’re not batting an eye at Half Machine Lip Moves

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 09/01/2024

At any moment, someone is getting amped up to Heart’s Kick It Out, punching the air in their childhood basement

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

Five years later and still Marie Kondoing my tighty whities into little cubes

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Elevators used to be as straightforward and distilled a user experience as it got, now for some reason we have this

PLEASE INPUT YOUR DESIRED FLOOR AND WAIT UNDER
THE CORRESPONDING NUMBER
For the system to function efficiently and properly dispatch
Elevators to Hall-Calls,
the Key Rule is - Use the Keypad to Register Your Destination Floor, Even If You Are Part Of A Group All Going To The Same Floor

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Goddammit I messed up my hand and forgot to make a single violin joke after my doctor appts

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

When your algorithm’s not even phoning it in

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Dour Abby @jephtha.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

Your so-called friends are listening to

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