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Joey

@jeoyy.bsky.social
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He/him 🏳️‍🌈 Songwriting, Horror, Tomb Raider, Tamagotchi 🎵: www.youtube.com/@joethurlowmusic 🎮: www.twitch.tv/joeythegamer 👬💍🏳️‍🌈 to bsky.app/profile/magnetkelectrk.bsk…

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Bidoof but with a KNIFE 🔪 @hylianraider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lara Croft when I make her jump from the roof of Croft Manor:
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A CHILD.
A picture of my tabby cat Lola. She's lying on an octopus plush and a few of its tentacles are visible. Next to her is an out of focus tornado lamp lit with pink and teal light.
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🔴LIVE NOW🔴 twitch.tv/sclurp 💜
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎃 @magnetkelectrk.bsky.social
Photo of two pumpkin spice lattes and my husband wearing a hooded sweatshirt that says NAP
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just know some dev on the new tomb raider asked claude for a list of features that would make it feel like a AAA title, and then jammed them all in without a thought
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Artífice del caos @carmensugus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A POTATO STEW
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tomb Raider fans ignoring the egregious AI use to celebrate her new ponytail
Screenshot of The Simpsons showing Smithers pointing, captioned "BUT SHE'S GOT A NEW HAT!"
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Throwing away furniture is so embarrassing like.... I just know everyone's driving by going "Omg lmao look at that junk that was inside their house"
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Robbi @magnetkelectrk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lee Cronin's The Tummy
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is the only achievement in any video game that matters
Steam screenshot showing Joey has unlocked an achievement in Cronos: The New Dawn titled "The Catfinder: Pet all the cats."
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
GIRL 😭
Screenshot of a Google AI Overview response to the quoted prompt that reads:
"Heh-heh-heh... hrrk... slop-slop.
DEEP IN THE PEAT
-The damp is good today.
-The mud clings cold to the shins.
-I sit in the reeds and watch the bubbles rise from the rot.
-Oh, what a wet and squelchy thing you are, coming down to the margin with your dry boots and your clean socks.
-Wrong place for a clean foot, heh-heh-heh."
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Taking anti-rot measures.... Trying to get back to it 🫠
Screenshot of the Hevy app showing 3 workouts have been completed in the last 7 days. I'm doing my best!
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My poor little cat keeps sneezing 😭
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Starting a collection of booby Pikmin Bloom postcards
Pikmin Bloom postcard showing a statue of a topless womanPikmin Bloom postcard showing statues of two topless women
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Retroist @retroist.com · 04/07/2026
Great moments in U.S. History.
Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”
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Robbi @magnetkelectrk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Tidal announcing that they are tagging AI music and not allowing AI music to be monetized is great. But when are they going to announce and add Clairo's Bags (Recorded At Electric Lady Studios)?
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Reddit can be kind of nice if you log in and curate your experience to subreddits you're actually interested in; sadly their new mandatory default home page is a twitter-style 'for you' feed to shovel trending outrage and engagement bait at you instead
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I donated to a candidate in my state who actually has progressive policies and my attempt to do the right thing was a fucking mistake because that shit is tracked and now every single democratic organization and candidate in the country is spamming the shit out of me DAILY... USE A BURNER EMAIL
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Robbi @magnetkelectrk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Little bit of nature...🌿
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The PR rep shutting down questions about AI use.... this game is going to have more slop in it than anything we've seen before. Laying off half their staff, plagiarizing the assets they would have made, then charging us full price for a product in which every expense was spared. Eat your slop, pigs.
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Gayby Shark @viridian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The PR rep shutting down questions is one hell of a look
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🚽 🧻 🪠
Mirror selfie of Joey flexing one arm in a black polo while standing in a bathroom. A real batroom boy.
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy pride to you all, I love you, and happy pride especially to my trans and gender non-conforming siblings, who are being put through a lot, and happy pride to the queer souls who aren't here to celebrate with us anymore
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
jesus fucking christ lmao
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I already know Tamagotchi Paradise White Glacier will be my GOTY
Promotional image for the Tamagotchi Paradise White Glacier showing a blue and white tamagotchi device surrounded by a few cartoon animals and some Japanese text I can't read, sorry
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Robbi @magnetkelectrk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Starting a level of Katamari and the King won't stop talking.
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Skyler White's 'Shut Up!' Scene
ALT: Skyler White's 'Shut Up!' Scene
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Probably the only artist I still get excited about lately
youtube.com
Winona Oak - Do You Hate Me Now (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Winona Oak
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
😅 Subnautica 2 has the same glitches as the first game | New YT short: youtube.com/shorts/G51fl...
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#Subnautica2 has all the same glitches as 1!
YouTube video by Sclurp
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Got an electric car and drove it to work for the first time today and I'm being such a fucking nerd about it. And never have to get oil changes again. Fuck yeah
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sorry about your faves but going to the jeffrey bezos ball is so fucking embarrassing and they really should have stayed home
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm so fake I never even played scarlet/violet
Joey and Robbi in an arcade holding two plushes, one is a cat in a bunny hoodie and the other is the Pokémon Sprigatito
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Creature
Grainy photo of my little tabby cat squinting and looking like a small creature
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Sclurp @sclurp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I need a hair cut I fear. 🔴LIVE NOW🔴 I think we're in the final chapter of RE4 remake? twitch.tv/sclurp 👈
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Lil guys
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 22/04/2026
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CovertMuffin @covertmuffin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Currently I am in a financial emergency: During a move my car was broken into (twice) losing 95% of everything I own Essentially now I have no money and need to raise hundreds in order to have a place to sleep. If you or anyone you know would be willing to offer aid, my Venmo is @CovertMuffin
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Do you get all the pickups in Lud's Gate or are you a fake tomb raider fan
Screenshot of an underwater ruin in Tomb Raider 3 Remastered. Lara is visible swimming in the right of the image. Several underwater passages are visible in the background. This level is dogshit broScreenshot of Tomb Raider 3 Remastered showing the level complete screen for Lud's Gate. Joey has found 59 of 59 pickups which is only achievable using a ridiculous glitch that lets you fly an underwater submersible through the air.
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 20/04/2026
natla to laura croft:
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
why did bluesky show my tits to everyone on the internet I'm just some nerd with like 100 followers lol
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
:)
Two fitting room selfies, one in a gray polo and one shirtless. I haven't shaved in a week and my beard is all peppery
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
🐁☁️🎈💕
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@sclurp.bsky.social 😭😭😭 🐊
Screenshot of Tomodachi Life in which a Mii version of Joey is saying "Best day ever! Sclurp and I are now friends! And it's all thanks to the power of gator wrangler dick!"
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 16/04/2026
This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.
BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social • 1h
I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS.
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Karl Olson 🌸 Ultraklystron
@karlrolson.com
Good thing i screencapped it

BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social
I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS.

Why @why.bsky.team • 8d
Looking forward to what the "ai sucks ackshoeally" crowd has to say about this one.
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Joey @jeoyy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You and me, with the ocean a memory, will be linked by what I left you when you feel it wake. I may die, but I passed on a hunger that survives-- thus I endure despite my dispersal in the tide.
“Kraken, as Seen by the Eye of Imagination”, woodcut by Edgar Etherington from the book “Monsters of the Sea, Legendary and Authentic”, 1887. It depicts a giant octopus seizing a ship.
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