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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Oh come on, its existence is clearly predicted in the Standard Breakfast Model! I guess they’re waiting until we get more data from the Large Ham Collider

A screenshot of the NYT Spelling Bee rejecting the word “ANTIBACON”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Literally nobody can trust Donald Trump, not in the entire world. More importantly, every single person, without exception, *everyone* who was even tangentially involved in conceiving, crafting, approving, or posting this headline, they all knew, without a doubt, that he can’t be trusted. And yet.

NYT headline reading “Can Zelensky Trust Trump? Ukraine’s Fate May Depend on the Answer.”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I defy you to explain what you mean by “formidable.”

NYT headline reading “Gavin Newsom’s Gerrymander Has a Formidable Foe: Arnold Schwarzenegger”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Listen I don’t care how many people switch bodies in this one, they still have the first two to explain to them why it isn’t as freaky as they might think at first

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

This guy put everything into following his dream of becoming an opera singer, *succeeded* at it, and his obituary wound up being “He was a mediocre tenor who one time accidentally stabbed his cast mate”

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David Rendall, Tenor Who Suffered 2 Operatic Mishaps, Dies at 76

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

“There are crazy people out there, confused young men who want to pretend to be women so they can get an unfair advantage at volleyball!” 😱 “There are crazy people out there, confused young men who want to buy guns so they can murder anyone they see as a threat!” 🤷‍♂️

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Life as a creative professional: Q: So, what do you do for a living? A: Well, basically, I try to monetize my thoughts Q: What thoughts? A: Oh, thoughts like “Our society is a nightmarish dystopia in which everyone’s thoughts are monetized.” Q: Oh. Hmm. I see. A: Yup

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I was really hoping this obituary would reference The Hudsucker Proxy

Screenshot of a New York Times obituary, the headline reads “Joan Anderson, Unsung Heroine of Hula Hoop History, Dies at 101”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Being famous is so weird. Like, in a certain sense, this is an obituary for one of my professional peers

Screenshot of a headline reading “Maddie, a Dog Who Awed Instagram by Balancing on Things, Dies at 14”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

And to take it a step further, the thing that’s really wild about it is that I found out about it from someone else! Like, the constructor didn’t notify me in advance*, any more than they would have notified, like, [Brian ENO] or whoever! *(Presumably, but I have many unread notifications)

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Seeing my name in a crossword puzzle is one of those things that occasionally reminds me that, oh yeah, my life has gone down a *wildly* unexpected path

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Speaking on behalf of Ohio: please don’t

Four presidential portraits, under a sign reading “Discover the Ohio Presidents”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Tonight was the first time I got to sit down and watch former Dayton Flyer Obi Toppin play a key role on an NBA Finals team, it felt great. Not as great as it felt when I watched him win the 2020 NCAA tournament for UD over in the Good Timeline, but still pretty great

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

If there isn’t a sign over the toilet asking you not to flush anything besides toilet paper because they have old plumbing, are you even really at a bar?

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I feel like this ModCloth dress is asking me to go to couples therapy

Tag reading “I have to be attached to make a return.”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

World’s Two Most Self-Centered People Have Difficulty Cooperating

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

I just hope I can ever feel as cheerful and confident as the guy that says “Stand clear of the closing doors, please” on the New York City subway

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

When I feel like our society is irretrievably divided, I remind myself how we all came together, with one united voice, irrespective of our personal or political differences, to denounce the last season of Game of Thrones

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Watching Top Chef. My main takeaway this week is I hope I never have to take criticism from a Quebecois woman

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Look, I know it’s controversial, but I’m just going to come out and say it: in the first sentence of The Metamorphosis, “Ungeziefer” should be translated as “bug,” and I honestly don’t understand why it’s ever been translated differently

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Thoughts on selected #MetGala outfits, in no particular order. First off: Doechii OMG. 11/10. No notes

Doechii on the Blue Carpet at the Met Gala

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Again: the NBA Playoffs are, actually, literally, the best.

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

In spring 2020, I remember looking around a Zoom meeting and realizing the women were gone. They were busy filling in gaps left by school closures and cancellations of non-emergency medical services. A lot of the male-only conversations happening then brought us to our current misogynistic crisis.

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

If the NBA wants to create a new type of foul for “Being Named ‘Draymond Green’ Near Some Kind of Altercation” then they are free to propose that to the Rules Committee during the offseason

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I think a thing we don’t talk about enough is how Beyoncé played the female lead in the third Austin Powers movie and we all felt like that was a perfectly reasonable career move for everyone involved

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Oh so I guess we fought the whole American Revolution for NO REASON smh

Screenshot of the Spelling Bee rejecting the word “teatax”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Supreme Court Overturns US Constitution “We Don’t Really Like It,” Justices Explain

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Global Stock Markets Plummet As Investors Realize Their Plan Worked Perfectly

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Elites: *systematically destroy all barriers to Trump doing whatever he wants* Trump: *does whatever he wants* Elites: Oh, shit, wait

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I promise you, that’s not my issue

Headline: Your Weed Habit May Be Messing With Your Sperm

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Remember when Steph put up 54 at MSG that first time? Barely, right? Because that was *2013.* Back then, you probably didn’t think about Donald Trump more than once or twice a year, that’s how long ago it was. And yet also: He dropped 52 points tonight. Tonight. I mean…

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

John Wayne Gacy Says the Clown Brand Is ‘Toxic’

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Breaking: Trump Strangles Infant To Death On Live TV; Cites Novel Constitutional Theories in Support of His Action

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

<analysis> Does the Constitution Allow Presidents to Declare Themselves Dictator? Experts Disagree

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Trump Declares Himself Dictator <subhed> Trump-appointed Officials: ‘Trump Is Our Dictator Now’

Headline reading “A Disregard for Rules Truckles Down From Trump to His Aides”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Trump Makes Various Noises With His Mouth

Headline reading “Trump Calls Signal Leak Fallout a ‘Witch Hunt’”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Oppugn? OPPUGN?!?! What are we even doing here, Spelling Bee?

Ngram search result showing oppugn to be even less common of a word than boatel

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Just started watching Severance for the first time. I’m trying to keep an open mind, but on the other hand, I’ve already seen Being John Malkovich so I’m skeptical there’s anything much new for me to get out of it

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Here’s a fun trivia fact: out of all the European monarchs for whom we have photographic evidence, King Peter II of Yugoslavia was the biggest smokeshow. I mean damn

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

It was an honor and a privilege to be in studio to witness true queen @juveria.bsky.social give possibly my favorite incorrect Jeopardy response of all time🫡 ❄️🐻

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Majoring in civil engineering for a couple of years in college left me with nothing but a comprehensive knowledge of obsolete units of measurement

Screenshot showing GRADIAN flagged as “Not in word list”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Looked up “How to crochet for beginners” on YouTube and got *very* offended that it served me an ad for “Effortless Daily Style for Women 40+” This despite the fact that a) I am, literally, older than 40, b) I’m not UN-interested in Effortless Daily Style, and c) I’m watching a crochet tutorial

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

The bar I’m at is showing MTV Classic. Every ‘90s rock frontman is indistinguishable from Paul Rudd doing an impression of a rock frontman

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Dear God, no!! You have one precious lifetime on this earth!

Headline from Wirecutter reading “Should You Be Lint-Rolling Your Walls?”

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Amy Schneider @jeopardamy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Nothing I can do but tip my cap to @ouij.bsky.social on that one. I mean, come on, he successfully buzzed in on 31/60 clues! Just sheer dominance

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