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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

the bats have left the belltower the victims have been bled

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

claude, how do i hide a bite from the other survivors?

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

princess: your name is rumplestiltskin. dumplestiltskin: ha! no! wr-- wait, that's a lot better. yeah, fine, that's my name.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

i drink only the finest wines. *points at the wolfman on the label* that means quality.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

she died doing what she loved. a werewolf.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

i think the easy answer is "you're allowed to pee in it if fish already pee in it" but tell that to my friend's twenty-thousand dollar tropical aquarium. which is why i really need you to invest in my expedition.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

most of us agree that peeing in the pool is bad but peeing in the ocean is fine. this implies that there is a specific point where a body of water becomes big enough to pee in. with your investment my expedition will find that exact body of water and study it.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

mushrooms are an excellent source of dietary phosphorous. are you getting enough phosphorous?

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

gwawr would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

i knew the dame was trouble from the moment she told me there never was any amontadillo.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

i knew the dame was trouble the moment she pushed me down the stairs.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

it's beaver week at the san diego zoo. ladies.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

if you can't handle me during my birn phase you don't deserve me at my hard enrage.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

we can't get divorced, i'm a load-bearing wife.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

you miss 100% of the shots you fire at my probability manipulation field.

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Tuck Frump ❌👑 @tuckfrump.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026

Loki and a (plush) dog on #Caturday

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quagga 🦆 @quagga.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

enjoying a bit of blue planet #caturday

our two colourpoint siberian kittens sitting in front of the television and watching it with interest. on the screen is a golden fish swimming above algae covered rocks

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“ sir i…” *notebook full of algae falls open*

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

god bless my local taco place and their affordable entire-ass meals.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

"god it would be so hot if rachel leigh cook liquefied my brain with a frying pan" --me in the 90s thinking i wanted to drugs instead of realizing i was a leabian

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

gender euphoria: putting on a comfortable old t-shirt i've had for over a decade and feeling the way it fits different now. i'm a gamer girl.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

you can perform the "quivering palm" dim mak technique on a horse, but you can't make him take five steps

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

jackfruit? no thanks, i'm not a pervert.

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Send the Runners @sendtherunners.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

Happy #caturday from Foxy, my recycling nemesis.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

hrm. have you played chained echos? what did you think?

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

i'm too old to cry at work this much.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

what if i just camped out in mulgore for an hour and reported everyone i saw being homophobic or bigoted in trade chat.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

what if i reinstalled warcraft and made a wow classic character.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

i often forget that people love to yell at women for no reason, and so i often don't realize that's what's happening for the first couple minutes.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

all the people in my phone are so sweet.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

today is a day all Americans come together in unity to remember our collective trauma: on this day in 1973 the democratically elected president of Chile was executed in a CIA coup, to our collective shame...

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026

[abuse, negative self-talk] sometimes i think that i was really lucky to have met my abusive ex, and that i really really blew it by coming out to her. like, yeah, i'd still be in the closet, but maybe i'd be financially stable and have some kind of interpersonal relationship beyond ephemeral […]

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026

the thing where jedi take force sensitive children from their communities wherever they find them to raise them as jedi feels like an effort to suppress foreign religious practice.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

you've heard of ethical non-monogamy, this is non-ethical monogamy.

Kevin Smith tweets "ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on eachother with eachother. a decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still p0wns my dick.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

is hank hill a member of the proletariat? the greatest thread in the history of forums, and so on.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

have you heard about the marshmallow experiment? over a period of 20 years they turned a bunch of kids into marshmallows and microwaved them to see what it said about their future earnings potential.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

blocked by the lead writer at steve jackson games and slutshamed and called a futa for saying i can't afford gcs. feeling super normal about it.

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

there was a young man from cork who got limericks and haiku confused

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

the world needs more girls who screw up their first turn in zero mission because they're thinking about a funny tweet.

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