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Jens Johansson

@jensjohansson.bsky.social
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Born last millennium. Increasingly spherical. Can breathe Earth's atmosphere. Familiar with water.

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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oldie / goodie covid 19 in memoriam, vaxxers and global warming got him
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is fine 🐶🔥 youtu.be/Xha2TJ_1C6Q
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Unitree Super Athlete AS2-W
YouTube video by Unitree Robotics
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"drugs... the ONE thing I don't do" "want to control the means of production" 🤔 youtu.be/0A3sGymV6kY
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Palantir CEO Alex Karp says 'something has gone completely wrong' with how AI is sold
YouTube video by CNBC Television
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KDE @kde.org · 26/02/2026
KDE supports the "Keep Android Open" campaign #Google will cut off independent developers to #Android if they do not register with Google first. This will kill independent platforms like @fdroidorg.bsky.social and severely impede FLOSS devs from creating apps for Android. keepandroidopen.org
The logo of the "Keep Android Open" campaign is an Android robot dressed as Darth Vader. Across the top it says "I AM ALTERING THE DEAL"  in all caps, and below the robot it says "Pray I don't alter it further".

This is a reference to how Android acquired a massive catalog of apps be making access open to the platform back in the day, and Google assuring it would remain open, as opposed to the iOS platform which was (and still is) very restricted.

And, of course, Star Wars.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 25/02/2026
My first flash fiction story in two years. Its name is Cara's Ablation. open.substack.com/pub/shards/p...
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Cara's Ablation
A short story
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Linus Torvalds is vibe coding, oh no, end of universe at 11! Well yeah for his DSP hobby projects he might be. And good for him, he deserves to have some fun 🙃
Linus Torvalds:

I was happy with how the TAC5112 had sub-ms latencies for feeding through the ADC->DAC chain, and this is meant to continue exactly that kind of thing. Plus it's not like I've done any of this before, so it's all very basic and simple just by virtue of me being a newbie.

Put another way: the IIR filters aren't the fancy AI "emulate a cab" kind of a modern pedal or guitar amp. No, while they do emulate analog circuits like a phaser, they do so by emulating the effects of a RC network with just a digital all-pass filter, not by doing anything actually clever.

Also note that the python visualizer tool has been basically written by vibe-coding. I know more about analog filters -- and that's not saying much -- than I do about python. It started out as my typical "google and do the monkey-see-monkey-do" kind of programming, but then I cut out the middle-man -- me -- and just used Google Antigravity to do the audio sample visualizer.
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Kollar Cornelis-filmen. En absurd detalj, melodin till "Sommarkväll med Bim och Cornelis" (1973) är nära nog exakt samma som temat i TV-spelet "Breath of the Wild" från Nintendo (2017) [Svtplay går nog bara att se från inom Sverige] www.svtplay.se/video/84dVEZ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Mm...
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Somliga går med trasiga skor – Avsnitt 2
Efter 1960-talets succéer och stormiga livsstil försöker Cornelis Vreeswijk slå sig till ro på den skånska landsbygden, men hamnar efter en tid återigen i missbruksproblem. I mitten av 1980-talet är h...
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
An insta account with AI generated images and videos. I wonder how many followers/ commenters are bots 😂 www.instagram.com/amibnwy/
AI generated content (a selfie) from the 'amibnwy' instagram account
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you are not worried about this you are not paying enough attention. If you live in the West.. pay attention. If you have any investments, pay attention. If you are the kind of person who threw away all of your old paper maps, pay attention. mastodon.social/@sundogplane...
Elon Musk
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
A quite interesting take. I see a sort of "continental psychology" angle. Americans are more optimistic than Europeans = have leapt headlong into all this crypto (and AI!) shit. You don't see Brussels making a strategic crypto reserve or removing bank guardrails... www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhsr...
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The Infinite Money Glitch is Broken!
YouTube video by Patrick Boyle
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
By golly, it seems it's about time to post this one again. OpenAI's fantastic strategic chess moves before the collapse, "wanking" and "hear me out bro... ads!" A trillion dollars well spent! 😂 Cartoon is from SMBC. Google SMBC tower finance for bonus panel
SMBC comic about financial fairy tales, difficult to alt-text
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This about sums the outer bounds of AI up. Surface level "thinking" *seems* ok, and I imagine especially so if it's a domain you are not familiar with. The reality is that it's 100% garbage.
Ai hallucinated a speaker crossover circuit schematic
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Lomg Boi in Göteborg; a Steinway D
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Eric Ericssonhallen Sthlm i kväll 1900, be there or be square Ligger på Skeppsholmen tydligen. En av många holmar
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sunset while crossing the western Sierra Madre, it was a 14h trip door to door
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Mexico day 7/20 and onwards, some images. The Cessna Caravan ride SLP MTY was interesting for someone who USED to be really scared of flying
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The tour must go on.. here in Pistoleros Club, Chihuahua, Mexico.
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
It's funny how European tension fields don't exist in the Americas. This dude (Salvador Nava Martínez) was apparently some kind of Mexican socialist badass. A statue with this kind of stretched out right hand gesture is hard to imagine in Europe, for "reasons" (like 70m dead people not long ago) 🙃
Statue of Salvador Nava Martínez in San Luis
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I guess my soft spot for Mexican food could be called my chilaquiles heel Thank you, I'll be here all week
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
She continued: “You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting, overprocessed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else’s throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.”
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Mexico City. Iberia has for once managed not to lose a single one of our gazillion weird boxes. This unusual excellence must be embraced and commended
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
lol
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
2015: AI, flying cars, protein folding etc 2025:
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This is fascinating. The American crypto love affair facilitates a kind of wealth transfer, akin to old-school Social Democrat ideas like wealth and inheritance tax. But the wealth escapes any subsequent political control here, of course. I noticed also Howard Lutnick's company is big on crypto 😶
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
9/11 Western Capitalism > Dogmatic Religion Great text about the US Federal Reseve after the Sep 11 attacks. In non technical news reporting style, but still a a long ish read. Maybe someone wants to put in the effort to read about heroes in these confusing times. www.dailykos.com/stories/2014...
Picture taken by an unknown engineer at Verizon HQ at 140 West Street, NYC after the September 11 attacks. Likely the damaged building in the image was 30 W Broadway, later demolished.
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Kawa Zolfagary @zolfagary.se · 09/09/2025
Reglerna gäller bara oss, eliten slipper helt.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 04/09/2025
"Hey what if humanity had infinite energy in the 70's instead of inventing global ecocide and dictatorial petrostates and century-long populous displacement"
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The thread below is hands down the most cogent text on the current state of symbolic generative AI, and of the corporate tech complex that runs it, that I have read in ages
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Lufina, eerie woodland creature ☠️🍂 @lufinabina.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I cannot overstate just how awful this stupid fucking bill proposal is - adding backdoors into encryption on OS level - "sniff" every single message before it gets encrypted AND SAVE IT CENTRALLY - let a goddamn hallucinating "AI" mark people as criminals it needs to be stopped, post haste
map of different EU countries' chat control stance as of august 2025

oppose
(austria, czechia, netherlands, poland)

undecided
(belgium, estonia, finland, germany, greece, luxembourg, romania)

support
(bulgaria, croatia, cyprus, france,hungary,ireland, italy, latvia, lithuania, malta, portugal, slovakia, spain, sweden)

proposed it
(denmark)
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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 22/08/2025
Dumbasses: Artists are gatekeeping their skills. The bourgeoisie look down from their canvas castles on us poor middle management stockowners! Every artist i know: I'm behind on rent again, please help
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Penderecki portraying the beauty, kindness and love of mankind ❤️ youtu.be/HilGthRhwP8
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
If Europe could stop being butthurt over JD Vance's speech that'd be great. Some things were true and some a little cray cray. The saddest insight is how badly some Americans and some Europeans understand each other
JD Vance in a totally authentic and not at all photoshopped image after being crowned the King of the kingdom of Bakteria
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Fun fact: The Soviets had their own game in the style of Monopoly, but it was called "Kooperativ"
Soviet board game "Kooperativ"Soviet board game "Kooperativ" (close up)
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Austerlitz
Austerlitz
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
This is insane. Here is a guy on purpose recreating the pain of early computing and one question I have is "DEAR GOD, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBix...
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Assembly Programming is Hard…
VCFSW is marching ever closer and to make matters a little more interesting, I’m currently on the other side of the planet. (Though, to be totally honest, I’m actually writing this description on the plane.) That leaves me with just two days before I fly out to get the fixed platter of the mini-Centurion low level formatted. Sounds easy, right? Well, we gotta program a new, bare-metal assembly program to do that formatting for us, and that’s anything but! Music credit: Heartbound OST https://store.steampowered.com/app/776560/Heartbound__OST/ If you want to know more about the Centurion, the wiki is full of just about everything we know: https://github.com/Nakazoto/CenturionComputer/wiki Come hang out with us at VCF Southwest: https://www.vcfsw.org/ If you want to support the channel please hop over to Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/usagielectric Also, we now have some epic shirts for sale! https://my-store-11554688.creator-spring.com Come join us on Discord! Discord: https://discord.gg/p7UsfHD Intro Music adapted from: Artist: The Runaway Five Title: The Shinra Shuffle https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01847 Thanks for watching! Chapters 0:00 Schedules man 2:10 Cowabunga it is! 6:19 Will this collection of bad ideas work? (Nope) 8:25 Last chance 11:00 Success! 15:03 Life is tough when you’re dumb 19:09 Koma-san!
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Linux should be renamed Clownix. askubuntu.com/questions/14...
Unix 2005: Go ahead, recompile the kernel, you got this, King

Unix 2024: If you upgrade Python the machine doesn't start
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
TIL the little drummer boy wasn't very good, he had to have some fucking barnyard animals keep time for him, the little bastard
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Lauri Porra globetrotting Budapest Central Station 2010-01-26, photo by me
Lauri Porra standing in Budapest Central Station
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
I have been thinking of makimg some kind of concept album. like epic stuff i thought about this concept album named "OUROBOROS THE SNEK OV DEATHTINY " this logo
poorly drawn ouroboros with text "he eat he own ass"
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Fun fact: the "Sky Island" music in Tears of the Kingdom seems to be somewhat algorithmically generated. The game picks a random bass note and a random top layer.
list of audio files for the game. Bass B, bass C, Melody 1, Melody 2 etc
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Gaussian splatting but 4D, driven by AI Maybe this could enable AI to destroy us sooner? 🤔😍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHe-...
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4D Gaussian Splatting
dynamic gaussians paper: https://dynamic3dgaussians.github.io/deformation fields paper: https://arxiv.org/abs/2310.08528join discord: https://hf.co/join/discord
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
If this works it'd be really funny to now see a rapid mass exodus from the totally enshittified normal social sites Hopefully followed by their collapse Facebook and Twitter both suck donkey dicks
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Jens Johansson @jensjohansson.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Hello is this thing on
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