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@jenp867.bsky.social
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Yankees. Dogs. Baking. Just trying to make it to Friday.

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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Every day there’s at least one story that makes me say “this can’t be true” This is today’s. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Refined Redhead @refinedredhead.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
😘😘
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
While I am stewing about what happened to Zelensky, I can easily fill out this Heritage Foundation form to fuck up their day… You can too. secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
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The Heritage DOGE Survey | The Heritage Foundation
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Geno Carter @genosworld.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Man Recreates Scene From The Wedding Singer and Proposes Mid-Flight open.substack.com/pub/genogeno...
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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It's really nice outside. Lots of people out walking their phones.
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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Last meeting of the year done ✅ Don’t come at me with your last minute bullshit
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Imagine going to a job interview and telling your potential employer that if you get the job you'll stop drinking.
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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Welcome to the 3-week “Let’s cram everything in that we have been putting off all year”.
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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
All I know is I worked 2 days this week and I’ve never been so happy.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either.
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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Today would be a great to to sign this guy. Let’s get this done Yankees.
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
From now until Christmas, there are 2 kinds of people: 1 - Circle back after the holidays people 2 - Let’s get EVERYTHING done before the holidays people Guess which one I am
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 24/11/2024
I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it
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Geno Carter @genosworld.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I don’t think I’m in any starter packs yet, but here is mine. Some really great folks. ❤️https://go.bsky.app/Ef8y4JF
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Monday should be Second Sunday and the work week should start on Tuesday.
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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Classic.
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jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m too tired to come up with anything witty, so here’s a picture of me looking at the full moon
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