jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Every day there’s at least one story that makes me say “this can’t be true” This is today’s. 🤦🏻♀️ 010
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 28/02/2025While I am stewing about what happened to Zelensky, I can easily fill out this Heritage Foundation form to fuck up their day… You can too. secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...secured.heritage.orgThe Heritage DOGE Survey | The Heritage Foundation 2141230433
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialGeno Carter @genosworld.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Man Recreates Scene From The Wedding Singer and Proposes Mid-Flight open.substack.com/pub/genogeno... 022
jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…media.tenor.coma blurry photo of a woman wearing headphones and smilingALT: a blurry photo of a woman wearing headphones and smiling 020
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 26/12/2024It's really nice outside. Lots of people out walking their phones. 7320103
jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Last meeting of the year done ✅ Don’t come at me with your last minute bullshit 000
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Imagine going to a job interview and telling your potential employer that if you get the job you'll stop drinking. 1462561467
jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Welcome to the 3-week “Let’s cram everything in that we have been putting off all year”. 000
jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 01/12/2024All I know is I worked 2 days this week and I’ve never been so happy. 000
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialAaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it. 16005839611307
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either. 2599222629
jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Today would be a great to to sign this guy. Let’s get this done Yankees.media.tenor.coma baseball player for the new york yankees is standing on the field talking to another player .ALT: a baseball player for the new york yankees is standing on the field talking to another player . 010
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialTaylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance 564238224639
jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 25/11/2024From now until Christmas, there are 2 kinds of people: 1 - Circle back after the holidays people 2 - Let’s get EVERYTHING done before the holidays people Guess which one I ammedia.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob with the words " i 'll circle back "ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with the words " i 'll circle back " 001
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialSantiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 24/11/2024I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it 480348603025
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialGeno Carter @genosworld.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I don’t think I’m in any starter packs yet, but here is mine. Some really great folks. ❤️https://go.bsky.app/Ef8y4JF 5156
Reposted by @jenp867.bsky.socialHoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Monday should be Second Sunday and the work week should start on Tuesday. 111133972
jenp867.bsky.social @jenp867.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I’m too tired to come up with anything witty, so here’s a picture of me looking at the full moon 120