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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚

@jennythepirate.com
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in my Freida Claxton era, retail nepobaby, programmer, cosplayer, she/her

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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 11h
I have an interview and if it goes well, i won't have to work retail for christmas🥹
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 15h
They want to move forward. Ok, how do i not screw this up.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 16h
How do I convince I warehouse that I'm healed and I'll have no problem working for them. That's all that's around me, fucking warehouses.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 06/10/2026
also, somebody needs to email me back about this job....
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 06/10/2026
A great tragedy: I came up with the perfect comeback FOUR YEARS TO LATE!! damn it.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 05/10/2026
I guess i didn't get hired because I answered Pirates vs. Ninjas wrong?
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/10/2026
I might have to unblock my cousin for that.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/10/2026
i watched it after i had my first baby. what do you mean I have an adult child.?
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the left hutt of darkness @twistfate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i need monster smut book recs. im in charge of this month's book club picks. unfortunately most need to be het-leaning. i'll sneak in some queer ones but this is my normcore bookclub. so.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 02/10/2026
It kinda looks like a biohazard bag.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 01/10/2026
happy birthday🥳
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 01/10/2026
I don't want formaldehyde in my coffee.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 30/09/2026
What a shit time to not have a job to keep me off the internet 😒
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/09/2026
I think it had something to do with the 2 hour make up routine 🤔
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/09/2026
I had a dream that I was back in high school and @circuitrewind.com was doing the school pictures, and my mom yelled at him.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 25/09/2026
I got a rude job rejection, and the person that sent its last name was Evenrude, and I loled so hard.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 17/09/2026
🫂
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 17/09/2026
Almost forgot to pay the cat tax.
a tuxedo cat, reaching out her paw.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 17/09/2026
The cat just booped me.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 15/09/2026
I hate when I'm doing something important, and my brain is like "there's the door...what if I just, escaped"
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 15/09/2026
Good job, Junie!
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 13/09/2026
Lol you stopped playing on my birthday
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 11/09/2026
i haven't had service on my phone since last night and i know exactly why and I'm not telling, but holy shit is doing anything without it infuriating.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 05/09/2026
worth it.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
Let's all thank the manufacturer of Original Louisiana Hot Sauce for making their bottles so damn thick.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
lol me and the fallout shoot. You look amazing 👏
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
Charlotte is my home town. My accent came back when I moved to Georgia.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
lol
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
I told somebody today that nothing is within walking distance at 95 degrees
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
Explaining to the cats what a holiday weekend is and why I don't get one.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
I could be in downtown Atlanta dress like a bunny celebrating it but work said no.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
It's my divorceversary 🥳
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
Uhhhhh root touch up selfies?
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 02/09/2026
I work from 10pm to 7am on saturday. I've never worked nights before.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 02/09/2026
I gotta ruin my sleep schedule on purpose. I've never done it on purpose before.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 01/09/2026
*whines* ibut I don't wanna touch up my roots.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 01/09/2026
They told me I didn't have to wear it all the time, I could just wear it while I'm asleep. I snapped like 4 of them last night. I guess I was making the wrong faces in my sleep?
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 31/08/2026
That would be so funny if it was one of those couples that got engaged at the con.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 31/08/2026
New rubber band configuration. It's a good thing I'm working nights, it's on my front teeth.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 30/08/2026
Of course I miss Washington again.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 30/08/2026
A pump on a thing of soap broke and I smell like an evergreen 🌲
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026
3 bottles of blue nail polish
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026
Also gloves because they keep making me stock frozen when they run out of things for me to do.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026
I treated myself to nail polish. It's the same color as my work vest😒
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026
I don't hate my job? I didn't know that was possible.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026
Can't concentrate on my book because the morning radio people are so full of shit.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/08/2026
I took a day off work because I'm pretty sure I'm dying*. * not used to this amount of physical labor.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/08/2026
Sadly, not me this year.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 26/08/2026
I'm a girl with bleached hair who spent a significant portion of her life in East Tennessee. I am in mourning, and work is lucky I even showed up.
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