jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 11hI have an interview and if it goes well, i won't have to work retail for christmas🥹 000
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 15hThey want to move forward. Ok, how do i not screw this up. 100
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 16hHow do I convince I warehouse that I'm healed and I'll have no problem working for them. That's all that's around me, fucking warehouses. 000
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 06/10/2026also, somebody needs to email me back about this job.... 000
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 06/10/2026A great tragedy: I came up with the perfect comeback FOUR YEARS TO LATE!! damn it. 100
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 05/10/2026I guess i didn't get hired because I answered Pirates vs. Ninjas wrong? 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/10/2026i watched it after i had my first baby. what do you mean I have an adult child.? 111
Reposted by jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚the left hutt of darkness @twistfate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i need monster smut book recs. im in charge of this month's book club picks. unfortunately most need to be het-leaning. i'll sneak in some queer ones but this is my normcore bookclub. so. 332
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 30/09/2026What a shit time to not have a job to keep me off the internet 😒 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/09/2026I think it had something to do with the 2 hour make up routine 🤔 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/09/2026I had a dream that I was back in high school and @circuitrewind.com was doing the school pictures, and my mom yelled at him. 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 25/09/2026I got a rude job rejection, and the person that sent its last name was Evenrude, and I loled so hard. 020
Reposted by jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider: 191400319
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 15/09/2026I hate when I'm doing something important, and my brain is like "there's the door...what if I just, escaped" 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 11/09/2026i haven't had service on my phone since last night and i know exactly why and I'm not telling, but holy shit is doing anything without it infuriating. 011
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026Let's all thank the manufacturer of Original Louisiana Hot Sauce for making their bottles so damn thick. 020
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026Charlotte is my home town. My accent came back when I moved to Georgia. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026I told somebody today that nothing is within walking distance at 95 degrees 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026Explaining to the cats what a holiday weekend is and why I don't get one. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026I could be in downtown Atlanta dress like a bunny celebrating it but work said no. 030
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 02/09/2026I work from 10pm to 7am on saturday. I've never worked nights before. 100
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 02/09/2026I gotta ruin my sleep schedule on purpose. I've never done it on purpose before. 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 01/09/2026They told me I didn't have to wear it all the time, I could just wear it while I'm asleep. I snapped like 4 of them last night. I guess I was making the wrong faces in my sleep? 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 31/08/2026That would be so funny if it was one of those couples that got engaged at the con. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 31/08/2026New rubber band configuration. It's a good thing I'm working nights, it's on my front teeth. 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 30/08/2026A pump on a thing of soap broke and I smell like an evergreen 🌲 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026Also gloves because they keep making me stock frozen when they run out of things for me to do. 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026I treated myself to nail polish. It's the same color as my work vest😒 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026I don't hate my job? I didn't know that was possible. 030
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026Can't concentrate on my book because the morning radio people are so full of shit. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/08/2026I took a day off work because I'm pretty sure I'm dying*. * not used to this amount of physical labor. 000
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 26/08/2026I'm a girl with bleached hair who spent a significant portion of her life in East Tennessee. I am in mourning, and work is lucky I even showed up. 010