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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚

@jennythepirate.com
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in my Freida Claxton era, retail nepobaby, programmer, cosplayer, she/her

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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 17/09/2026
Almost forgot to pay the cat tax.
a tuxedo cat, reaching out her paw.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
Charlotte is my home town. My accent came back when I moved to Georgia.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
lol
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026
Uhhhhh root touch up selfies?
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026
3 bottles of blue nail polish
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 22/08/2026
lol I found this picture of me at work. I'm so glad it's a temporary job.
Hank Hill adjusting his name tag that one time he had to take a job at Mega Lo Mart.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/04/2026
without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 26/04/2026
Flashback to that time I was in a 50+ person cosplay group. Happy April 25.
Me cosplaying the One in A Million dance sequence from Miss Congeniality, holding a foam cutout of the state of Georgia.Me cosplaying the One in A Million dance sequence from Miss Congeniality, holding a foam cutout of the state of Georgia.Me cosplaying the One in A Million dance sequence from Miss Congeniality, holding a foam cutout of the state of Georgia.Me cosplaying the One in A Million dance sequence from Miss Congeniality, holding a foam cutout of the state of Georgia.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/02/2026
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 16/12/2025
I was financially irresponsible. 🫣 #Christmasgifttomyself #mypoorwallet
Hard cover copies of Dan Abnett's pariah and penitent novels.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 09/12/2025
New hyperfocus pulling into the station, woo woo. Uhhh, thanks @alienfirst.bsky.social and @hazelmonforton.com I guess, my wallet is going to hate both of you
A shelf of Warhammer novels.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/11/2025
The pipboy screen from fallout 3 that says "it is your birthday today, congratulations "
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 16/10/2025
Scarf.
Lavender and purple striped scarf, 2 balls of purple yarn, and knitting needles.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 14/10/2025
I hope blocking fixes that first stripe. This is part of my daughter's Halloween costume. I need to knit faster...
Lavender and purple stripe scarf on a knitting needle.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 09/10/2025
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 21/08/2025
I figured out a cheater lettuce hem I can do on my sewing machine. Now I just have to trim it.
3 layers of chiffon, 3 shades of green, with narrow zig zagged hems.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 03/08/2025
The cat says no. I got another coat of paint on the crown.
A statue of liberty looking crown on a wig stand. The wig stand is on an empty fireball bottle, and there's a paper plate full of paint and a jar of paint water.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/07/2025
I can't move.
Orange cat sleeping on my arm.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 18/07/2025
I laugh every time I see this thing.
A Styrofoam cut out of the state of Georgia.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/06/2025
A photo of a possum tinted red bouncing around the screen with text AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA scrolling across the bottom.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 01/05/2025
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 30/04/2025
The most exciting part of my day was this potato chip on the floor.
It's a potato chip on a tile floor
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 14/04/2025
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 07/03/2025
I haven't played this since 2018. Does anybody remember what I was doing?
Fallout 2's map screen
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 23/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally:
A flattened Franzia box with the text "my box of wine is empty. How will I cope with life now" in the center. The text "I'm kidding" is in the bottom right corner.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 15/01/2025
My cute little guillotine earrings are here.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 09/01/2025
I'm organizing my scrapbooking mess into these plastic envelopes by year.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 18/12/2024
A screenshot of my Uber eats order, featuring pedialyte, saltines, pesto-bismal , and Arizona ice tea. For when I feel better.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/12/2024
I've entered my mall goth era??? Learned the therapeutic powers if screamy music?? Idk?
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/11/2024
show me a pic on your phone that has ur energy that isn’t a selfie
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/11/2024
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 21/11/2024
Orange cat looking in the drain.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 19/11/2024
Was hoping to get these taken care of🙃 it hurts to do anything and work makes it worse 🙃
Ganglion cyst on my wrist.Ganglion cyst on my forearm.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 19/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Downward is Heavenward by Hum
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 20/10/2024
If you see this, post a bird.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 19/10/2024
Cat.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 16/10/2024
Cat.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #649,307!
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 25/08/2024
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 25/06/2024
In case you thought I was kidding.
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 17/06/2024
It's here! @haykebyr.bsky.social
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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 31/08/2023
What did everyone look like 10 years ago? 😬
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