jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 14hThey want to move forward. Ok, how do i not screw this up. 100
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 16hHow do I convince I warehouse that I'm healed and I'll have no problem working for them. That's all that's around me, fucking warehouses. 000
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 06/10/2026A great tragedy: I came up with the perfect comeback FOUR YEARS TO LATE!! damn it. 100
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 05/10/2026I guess i didn't get hired because I answered Pirates vs. Ninjas wrong? 010
Reposted by jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚the left hutt of darkness @twistfate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i need monster smut book recs. im in charge of this month's book club picks. unfortunately most need to be het-leaning. i'll sneak in some queer ones but this is my normcore bookclub. so. 332
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 30/09/2026What a shit time to not have a job to keep me off the internet 😒 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/09/2026I had a dream that I was back in high school and @circuitrewind.com was doing the school pictures, and my mom yelled at him. 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 25/09/2026I got a rude job rejection, and the person that sent its last name was Evenrude, and I loled so hard. 020
Reposted by jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider: 191400319
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 15/09/2026I hate when I'm doing something important, and my brain is like "there's the door...what if I just, escaped" 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 11/09/2026i haven't had service on my phone since last night and i know exactly why and I'm not telling, but holy shit is doing anything without it infuriating. 011
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026Let's all thank the manufacturer of Original Louisiana Hot Sauce for making their bottles so damn thick. 020
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 04/09/2026Explaining to the cats what a holiday weekend is and why I don't get one. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 02/09/2026I gotta ruin my sleep schedule on purpose. I've never done it on purpose before. 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 31/08/2026New rubber band configuration. It's a good thing I'm working nights, it's on my front teeth. 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 30/08/2026A pump on a thing of soap broke and I smell like an evergreen 🌲 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026I treated myself to nail polish. It's the same color as my work vest😒 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026I don't hate my job? I didn't know that was possible. 030
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 28/08/2026Can't concentrate on my book because the morning radio people are so full of shit. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 27/08/2026I took a day off work because I'm pretty sure I'm dying*. * not used to this amount of physical labor. 000
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 26/08/2026I'm a girl with bleached hair who spent a significant portion of her life in East Tennessee. I am in mourning, and work is lucky I even showed up. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 25/08/2026I have dust in my eyes from the stock room...yeah thats it. 😭 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 25/08/202610 seconds in the negative 4-degree freezer, and the coffee is a decent temperature 🌡 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 24/08/2026I died of stocking toys. 🧸 just kidding died of break room coffee being too damn hot. 100
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 24/08/2026I haven't even been here a week, and I already lost my name tag. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 22/08/2026lol I found this picture of me at work. I'm so glad it's a temporary job. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 21/08/2026I have 3 days off. I'll just be applying to more jobs🫠 030
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 20/08/2026I did the math, and ride share to work is about the same cost as vehicle ownership. 🙃 I miss Washington State and its public transportation. 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 18/08/20269-4 tomorrow? I forgot that getting a job meant I had to go there every day. 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 17/08/2026I said my preferred method of contact was email. They sent me a text asking me to call them. 111
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 13/08/2026Welp, made it to job interview. The person interviewing me is late ... 110
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 12/08/2026Did nobody think, oh hey maybe we shouldn't take this guy into the warp without idk precautions? #jennplaysroguetrader 020
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 11/08/2026I have an interview for an overnight temp job on Thursday. 010
Reposted by jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚Kyle Gaddo @kylegaddo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026there's too much content online. i can't keep up. post less 2132
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 03/08/2026The warp is the worst commute ever. Can't these people just like cut their own bangs or anything else? #jennplaysroguetrader 110
Reposted by jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Olivia Colman, Alexander Skarsgård, and Peter Dinklage star in the absurdly funny fantasy movie WICKER.nerdist.comTall, Dark, and Woven, WICKER Trailer is Absurd, Spicy Fun 0214
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 24/07/2026I miss having a reason to wear make-up. I was so cute yesterday 010
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 22/07/2026Why can't I ever do anything without anxiety? It's something fun with my child, but my brain is like "gotta be anxious just in case." 120
jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚 @jennythepirate.com · 22/07/2026touch grass? Ok I have a file called grass in the current directory, now what? 010
