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“TERRIBLE call, Shoresy 😭” “Not as terrible as the time I unicorned for your parents and they started fighting in the middle of it. Just quietly put my bra and panties on and slinked back oat of there. Yeah so, they’re getting a divorce, I’m sorry you had to find oat this way”

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 17/01/2025

call her dick abandonware the way most people have forgotten it but nerds long for it

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 13/01/2025

putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center 😮‍💨

a photograph of a man sitting in front. of a lot of TV screens. oh the screens are two men kissing. the chyron reads, "Liberty University, Gay Sex Command Center."

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 14/01/2025

if you are a landscape i can take a really pretty picture of you!

A computer edited 35 mm photo that has been scanned of a railroad track in Conway, South Carolina that is covered in fallen leaves. the sky is gray and dreary.

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 22/11/2024

do it, you won't!

a black and white illustration from a Yuri manga. there are two women sitting on a bench. in impact font there is text that reads, "ENOUGH GAY THOUGHTS, IT'S TIME FOR GAY ACTIONS."

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 13/01/2025

call me 2008 the way I crash and burn into a major depression

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 13/01/2025

putting in long and hard hours at the Liberty University Gay Sex Command Center 😮‍💨

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 24/12/2024

boss makes benjamins, i make washingtons, takes why i hate corporate oppulance

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Ada Hubrig 🏳️‍⚧️♿ (she/they) @adahubrig.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

If someone in my polycule says "I know a guy*" be prepared for me to show up with different outfits depending on the situation: getting raccoons out of your attic or planting a wildflower garden or building cabinets or replumbing your bathroom or making crepes. *guy in a genderqueer sense

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

You know, I'm something of an ex male myself

Norman Osborne with a trans flag behind him

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 14/12/2024

hanging out with cousin cidney. see y'all later

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 13/12/2024

i am having so much pre-marital with your wife

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 13/12/2024

ohhhh that class solidarity chest! i thought you were talking about my boobs.

a parody monopoly card. it features a figure in a hoodie shooting the monopoly man. the text reads, "CLASS SOLIDARITY CHEST. GO TO HELL. GO DIRECTLY TO HELL. DO NOT EXPLOIT. DO NOT COLLECT $43M. 2024 THE FINE ART REVOLUTION."

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 13/12/2024

i am having so much pre-marital with your wife

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 08/12/2024

congratulations!

a sign for the store, Going, Going, Gone! by Dick's but only the words "Dicks" and "Gone!" can be seen.

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 11/12/2024

breaking bad? more like my chemical bromance

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 10/12/2024

ummmm doc... acid is a morning drug. shouldn't i take a tab in morning instead of the evening?

"Directions. Take 2 Tablets By Mouth In The Morning And 1 Tab In The Evening."

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 09/12/2024

men will literally be hot, successful, and funny, then have the most reactionary political takes imaginable and wonder why no one will let them hit 🙄

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 08/12/2024

my girlfriend unlocked a new meaning to my favorite La Dispute song... if that ain't love i don't know what is

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 08/12/2024

remember, United Healthcare doesn't cover stitches, so don't be snitching 🤫

A wanted poster from the Federal Bureau of Investigation featuring an image of the unknown United Healthcare CEO shooter.

The text on the poster reads, "seeking information. unknown suspect - murder investigation. New York City, New York, December 4th 2024. reward the FBI is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to the arrested conviction of the individual responsible for this crime. details the FBI's New York field office is assisting the New York City Police department in seeking the public's assistance and identifying the unknown suspect responsible for the shooting death of a 50-year-old male victim outside 1335 Avenue of the Americas and midtown Manhattan, New York City, New York, and approximately 6:45 a.m. on the morning of December 4th 2024. if you have any information concerning this place, please contact the toll-free tip line at 1-800-CALL-FBI or the city of New York Police department's toll-free tip line at 1-800-577-TIPS. You may also contact your local FBI office or submit a tip online at tips.fbi.gov. Field office New York."

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 04/12/2024

supreme court arguments are so stupid. it's just the most obnoxious law nerds jerking themselves off and going 'round and 'round in circles going "um, actually! 🤓" like shut the fuck up before i shove you in a locker!

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 07/12/2024

left or right, cis or trans, we're all united in loving the death healthcare CEOs

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 07/12/2024

gods favorite passenger princess

a woman white dirty blonde hair and blue glasses smiling at the camera from the passenger seat of a car.

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 06/12/2024

went outside the cluster. got scared

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 04/12/2024

sorry but we're unable to accept your payment of $10,000. you haven't met your deductible yet. also premeditation sounds like a preexisting condition... idk if your reward covers that. sorry 🤷‍♀️

a snippet from a news article. "The New York Police Department is offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information regarding the shooter. At a midday press conference, NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch called the situation " a brazen, targeted attack" that " does not appear to be a random act of violence."

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Kate Riga @kateriga.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Sotomayor scoffs at suggestion that democratic process will protect trans people: "When you’re 1% of the population or less, it's very hard to see how the democratic process will protect you." Adds: There are many more Black people/women, & the dem process "didn't protect them for whole centuries"

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 04/12/2024

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the short one @jenni.albanyontop.net · 04/12/2024

get fucked! pillage and enrich yourself on what should be a human right and eventually your bad karma will catch up with you.

a phone notification from the Times Unions newspaper. the notification reads, "The UnitedHealthcare CEO has been shot and killed outside a New York City hotel, AP source says."

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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 03/12/2024

lesbians will see the most beautiful woman theyve ever seen at 5:39pm on a Tuesday walking home from work imagine an entire life together and then never see her again

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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Provincetown is one of the gayest places with nearly 60% of couples being gay or lesbian. In the summer, it becomes gaycation central. There's lesbian weekends, bear week, etc. Massachusetts has it all: urban gays, rural gays, and gaycation destinations!

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